I masturbate. A Lot.

I do it in the shower in the morning. I come home for lunch and have a quicky. I do it in the bathroom after I get home from work. I get up in the middle of the night to do it. When I have a day off I might do it all day.

You might think I'm some sort of loser, or that I do it because I can't get a woman. Not so. I'm fairly well to do, married with two kids. I have sex with my wife 3-4 times a week. It's just that when I've gone more than a few hours without release, I start to get restless. Kind of like my brother gets when he has to go without cigarettes.

I prefer real sex. I would rather have sex with my wife four times a day, but she is not up to that, so I do what I have to do. When I have a mastubatathon I will sometimes be sore the next day, but I will still keep on doing it.

I have a porno tape collection of around 100 tapes. I get them cheap from the 3/$10 bargain bin at the porno shop, because I have a vast knowledge of which titles and distributors to trust. My wife knows about the collection, and knows what I do with it, but she doesn't know the extent of how often.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 5, 2003 at 8:07 PM

Nothing wrong with that.
Whats your highest daily total?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 5, 2003 at 8:18 PM

I'm sure your wife would prefer you to masturbate then go out getting it elsewhere. Have you ever asked her to watch some pornos with you?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2003 at 11:55 PM

100 tapes..2 kids...how old are they?..they'll find it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 7, 2003 at 8:41 PM

Sounds like too much wasted energy. My 2 cents worth is you are just addicted to sex; not a big deal actually as its not as bad as cigarettes or drugs/booze, but it does sound like an annoyance so you should seek some counceling; or maybe you could wean yourself off just as I once did cigarettes.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2003 at 10:54 AM

We've watched them together, but she prefers romantic movies to get into the mood rather than porno.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2003 at 10:55 AM

They are 4 and 6. Yes this does worry me somtimes. They are in a locked chest in the closet.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2003 at 10:56 AM

I agree, but I don't want there to be any record of this, so I won't seek treatment.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 9, 2003 at 5:17 PM

You could get counseling using a fake name; but you would have to want it first of course.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 13, 2003 at 12:30 PM

Remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
There's nothing wrong with what you are doing, and I agree with one of the other post about how it is better than an affair with another person. Those are just dangerous.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 14, 2003 at 6:01 PM

Get a grip man,everybody masturbates. Nothing new. You are not unique. Just everybody doesn't talk about it. I'm a married 28 yr old female and i'm masturbating every chance i get. BTW, i love porn. I have a really cool vibrator and i have the best orgasms with it. So keep on jackin boy!!!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Nov 24, 2003 at 11:15 AM

Thanks everyone!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Sep 12, 2015 at 4:22 AM

i have been masturbating for the last 36 years daily even though i have had sex with my wife. still remain bony and throbbing penis with small testicles

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