I just done having sex with my family when i fell asleep in the chair. If that wasn't bad enough, my cat fell asleep on my lap.
I realized it was a school day. By the time I got thru my first class, I started my period. I went to the bathroom, but pee sprayed all over the room.
I went to the office. They called my boyfriend to pick me up. on the way home, i told him I had to poop. Finally i couldn't wait, and I pooped all in my pants. He pulled over and we had sex right on the road!
His car broke down, and I had to walk past my skanky neighbors. You know the ones- they play music load and want to shoot my dog, but theirs barks alll night. Well, the mom was out and she came on to me! Wow an older woman! I had a lezbeen esperiance.
She told me once i get to high school, I should learn how to use spell check!!Since this all happened when i wuz younger, like, 13, high skool is a ways off.
Anyways, when i get older, I want to work in an office so that men can look up my skirt, or i get trapped in a janitor closet with a sex freek.
Since my sex story may be gross, I came out of the closet when iwuz a kid. If the boss only knew what my confession wishes are, he would have fantastic dreams cuase anything goes!!!!!Any suggestyions? Tell a friend!!!

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by Anonymous on Jan 6, 2003 at 7:56 PM

LOL! That one is definitely going in the book.

-The Webmaster

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by Anonymous on Jan 6, 2003 at 11:37 PM

That is absolutely the best confession on this site, you even have approval from the webmaster! Are you the same person who posted "Cat nap - GOTTA READ!!!!!"?

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by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2003 at 3:22 AM

No, I'm not that person. My confessions is "hot latina" in the sex category.

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by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2003 at 5:24 AM

Absolutely hilarious!!
I recognized the play on spelling and grammer... very funny stuff.

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by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2003 at 6:57 AM

Some of these should have warning labels on them. I laughed so hard, I almost fell out of my chair.

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by Anonymous on Jan 7, 2003 at 10:35 AM

Funny, funny, LOL!
That will probably piss off some of the teenies that resemble those remarks and writing style.

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