Today at work we got called in for a drug test, piss in the little bottle, and head back for work. I hate the tests, I've never used anything heavier than beer. Anyway after I pissed in the bottle and was handing it to the guy for labeling, I said you might want to smell that, he asked why, and I said well I squat to pee, he quickly glanced down at my crotch, then said, why, I told him that things arn't always like they look.

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by Anonymous on Aug 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM

I always piss all over the floor in the room, the sink and the outside of the collection bottle. F -them

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by Anonymous on Aug 14, 2009 at 7:55 PM

Sorry but I missed your point because you didn't say enough.

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by Anonymous on Aug 15, 2009 at 2:38 AM

I THINK they might have been saying that they were a woman...instead of everybody thinking they are a man...

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