I work at home in my own office for my job. Well, I'm on the phone with a customer for quite some time trying to get an issue they had resolved. It had been about about 2 hours on the phone with the same person and I suddenly had to go pee really bad. I switched from the handset to my wireless headset just as my boyfriend walked in. He could see how incredibly desperate I was, so he immediately helped me get undressed, first sliding my skirt off and setting it aside, then he quickly slid my panties off me and then removed my top and my bra so I was completely naked still on the phone with the customer and about to burst at any second......my bladder was hurting so bad. I told him to get out of the way, and he did....I finally got off the phone when I finally lost control and just started going pee uncontrollably all over the floor. I peed like crazy for almost 2 minutes straight. I had to stand up and squat down, I spreaded my legs as wide as I could, forcing myself to pee even faster and harder. As I sat there gushing, I accidently unleashed a MONSTEROUS FART!!!! that echoed across the room. I continued peeing for another minute or longer before It finally reduced to a small gush then a few large scale squirts. I never imagined my bladder would be so full. I felt so horribly embarrassed to have peed like that in front of my boyfriend. But he didn't mind, he was used to it since I normally have to pee every 5 minutes whenever he's over. I thanked him for helping me get my clothes off, I felt so relieved, but just when I thought I was done.....I FARTED again 3 more times sending a long string of poop oozing out of my butt cheeks and plopping onto the floor. He said to just squat down and finish doing my business, so I did....and I pooped for about a minute, followed by another long pee. I don't think I'll ever forget that day. I just decided getting dressed again was too much if I had to go to the bathroom later so I just stayed naked the rest of the day while I was working. Talk about an embarrassing day.

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by Anonymous on Oct 15, 2005 at 11:49 PM

The day wasn't embarrassing, you were.

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by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2005 at 8:14 AM

Pee is one thing,(hot and erotic) but stinking up the place from your back door is gross.

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by Anonymous on Oct 18, 2005 at 10:29 PM

Methinks the whole story is total bullshit.

A teenager about 13 might write this and hope someone would get turned on by it, its not even hot, its just nasty.
No one shits in the middle of a floor.. never heard of it even in a joke.

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