So, I've been going to the pool for like the past six years or something with my friend, we'll call her Julia. Anyway, we've had a kind of ongoing fight through the years with two boys, Danny and Andrew. So this year, we were going about it as usual... they'd jump on us, we'd splash them... stupid, etc etc. Now, Danny is big, so his splashes are big, really big... but they had this friend over, Luke (Or "the egg", since he was SOOO FAT and just HUGE!). Anyway, as I said, this kid was huge, but his boobs were especially huge. I mean huge, huge... like bigger than mine or my friend's... The saddest part of it was, he was really young, like 9 or 10 or something. My friend was like "OMG! He's going into 5th grade and his boobs are bigger than mine!" We didn't say anything to his face though. So in addition to adding Luke to their group, Danny and Andrew also got together a crew of 6, 7, and 8 year olds. They would surround the pool and jump on us. We don't wear goggles on acount of the fact that Danny and Andrew steal ours and snap them, as we do to their goggles when the wear them. So everyone is kicking each other and stuff, in fact, Sarah kicked Andrew really hard in the nuts and he had to get out. Sarah called "Need and ice pack, or maybe two?" And my brother, Tyler, who was there too, says "Nah, he just needs an ice cube." It was so funny. So then Danny comes and kicks Sarah in the stomach, so she kicked him in the face (He probably didn't feel it because there's so much fat to take the impact...) We swam to the side and got out, where they couldn't splash us or anything. (The reason we didn't get out sooner is because it is actually kind of fun.) So somebody starts throwing insults, and Luke said something, so to "get him back", I pointed at his chest and giggled and went, "You've got boobs." So he pushed me. My uncle and mom saw and came over and started yelling at him.. I'm just like, "Jesus, it's not a big deal!" But they're all like "Yes it is, he touched you."
So later, we (Sarah, me, Tyler, and my friend Elli) were sitting down and talking at a picnic table. Then someone says, "look, Luke's coming over here with his mom! They probably want you to apologize..." So i figured I might as well since his mom was right there, so I walked over and said "i'm sorry". I thought his mom would yell at me or something. She didn't, but she made Andrew and Danny and Sarah and Elli and me all apologize to each other... We didn't exactly say "i'm sorry" because she was going on about not teasing and all that stuff. But is was ok, cause you see, outside of that ongoing rivalry thing, Danny and Andrew and Sarah and me are friendly and they can be fun... The rivalry is really only about having fun. And it is, with a touch of apprehension and excitement. But anyway, I can't beleive that kid, Luke, went and told his mommy...

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by Anonymous on Feb 14, 2003 at 6:08 PM

dont u hate when those kids just go and tell their mom and dad about the smallest things

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