What does Michael Jackson and a J.C. Penny's sale have in common?
...little boy's pants, half off..."

Will Michael give up the music world for religion? Maybe become a Catholic priest?

What song won't Michael sing?
"Sweet Little Sixteen"...too old for him!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 18, 2004 at 11:55 AM

Write your own jokes, then post.

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by Anonymous on May 18, 2004 at 5:24 PM

I love Michael and I always will. I refuse to believe any of these so called charges of child molestation are true until they get some hard evidence. They say that they now have a victim willing to testify. So, I don't think anyone should be cracking jokes about Michael until we see what their proof is. Just because I accuse you of stealing from a bank doesn't mean you actually did it. Innocent until proven guilty; I think that's right at least.

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by Anonymous on May 18, 2004 at 5:33 PM

I personally don't care for MJ. however, we can't jugde because we were not there. If he is found guilty, I want the parents of this child prosecuted as well.

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by Anonymous on May 18, 2004 at 8:05 PM

If it looks like a duck,walks like a duck and quacks like a duck,guess what? It probably is a duck. Ray Charles could see there is something funny going on with this boy. I actually like his videos and stage performances. He's a great artist and has a lot of talent. A jury of his peers will make the call sooner or later.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 22, 2004 at 9:23 AM

If you see interviews with the (former) child stars that hung out with Michael, they all seem to say..."after a while we just drifted apart..." Words from Emanuelle Lewis and Corey Feldman.

Seems that Michael likes hanging with the younger kids, and loses interest after teenage starts.

I'm not a medical expert, but I can't believe that going from African American to all bleached white is a "skin condition."

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 23, 2004 at 2:27 PM

Already his lawyers are talking about an "insanity" defense.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 24, 2004 at 4:56 AM

I don't think "being crazy for the young stuff" is insanity.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 29, 2004 at 7:22 AM

I'm not really a fan of Jackson, but it is a bit suspicious that he might be a kiddie fiddler.
I mean, would you allow your kids to sleep in the same bed as one of you male friends, or even female at that. . . I know I wouldn't.
When these kids were at his house, sleeping in the same bed, were the kids parent's aware of this???
It also mentions in a UK newspaper, that M. Jackson has a device in his bedroom that made him aware of anyone approaching his bedroom. Why would he want something like that??? sounds like he doesn't want to be caught with is pants down. . .especially when he's in the company of young boys. . . a bit strange don't you think???

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on May 30, 2004 at 4:30 PM

remember his song "ben"? Turns out bens last name is dover

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by Anonymous on May 31, 2004 at 4:50 PM

"Ben Dover"? yuk,yuk,yuk.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 4, 2004 at 4:33 PM

I hear that Ben Dover has a double act with Phil Macavity

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