• Adult Confessions
    — If The Boss Only Knew —
    Often when I get bored at work I got into the bathroom and wank until I come. It really eases tedium and makes me more productive throughout the rest of the day.
    #784 — Comments (8) — 1/8/2003 at 12:51 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    Hey, a happy worker is a productive worker!
    1/8/03
  • 2
    Obviously you don't work at a zoo. Spanking the monkey would be against the rules!!! hahahahha
    1/16/03
  • 3
    maybe he's a farmboy, and is allowed to choke the chicken....
    1/18/03
  • 4
    are u a butcher, and bopping the balony??
    1/19/03
  • 5
    He went fishing with the one eyed wonder worm
    1/19/03
  • 6
    No, I'm an artist and work in the film industry. I wouldn't say I'm allowed to choke the chicken, (a bit hard because I'm a girl anyway,) but there's nothing in my contract that says I'm not allowed to have a wank when I feel like it. Everyone else takes cigarette breaks, so I think I should be allowed a wanking break when I want one. I'm quite discrete about it - anyone going for a smoke asks who else wants to join them. When I wank I definitely don't ask who else wants to come with me.

    Maybe I should as that might liven up my day even more?
    1/19/03
  • 7
    Yes, that would liven up the day : )
    It may encourage a few smokers to switch....
    1/19/03
  • 8
    I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A COOK OR A CHEF!!!!
    2/24/03
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