• Adult Confessions
    — If The Boss Only Knew —
    My female co-worker was bitchin' about having to wear nylons at works and I said "what's the big deal, I have to wear a tie" She said I wouldn't last a day in pantyhose 'cause I'd sweat to death. Well I proved her wrong and showed her. Well she thought it was so funny, she told her friend and now the whole office knows. I've never been so embarassed in my life. I'll never live this one down.
    #789 — Comments (13) — 1/21/2003 at 5:24 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 11
    This is so much funnier than Men in Black.
    1/27/03
  • 12
    To the women out there: Quit yer bitchin. You don't have to wear hose. Wear knee highs if you don't like wearing those wetsuits. I know...knee highs don't have "control top for your gut". God forbid you just wore pants. Now go fix dinner.

    And dude...remember when you were in grade school? It is the same deal here. If you act like it gets to you people will keep it up. If you act like it doesn't bother you, people lose interest. People are dumb animals.
    2/15/03
  • 13
    Women can wear thigh highs too or do what I do and get yourself a nice tan and then you don't need hose.
    3/15/03
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