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i was at work one day and had to pee so bad i was takeing some people out there food and i peed in my pants a little i give them there food and one of there said your pants a wet then i said ok i did not have time too go to the barthroom because i had food about to come up i was pushing on my pussy as hard as i could but i peed all over myself that is were my boyfriend also works and he and i got so horny we went to the bathroom and had sexy and it was so good ( was my first time)

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# 7895 - by Anonymous / February 12, 2005
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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2005 at 12:46 AM

And then the place closed down because people would not eat at a place where the waiters pissed all over them selves.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2005 at 8:33 AM

You're probably just a little 12 year old kid. So do us all a favor, and go back to grammar school.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2005 at 2:52 PM

You just won the award for the longest incomplete sentance. You do know what a sentance is? Obviously not.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2005 at 11:13 PM

If some stupid cunt brought food to my table holding her pussy and pissing all over the place, she would be wearing that food.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2005 at 7:18 PM

R U sure about that? How close minded of you.Imagine if it did really happen and to your shock you found yourself sitting there just inches from a very hot looking female and you had developed the stiffest woody you ever had (assuming your male). Bet ya didn't know; saliva from human mouth contains millions of bacteria, yet fresh pee from a healthy human is totally sterile. Been doing any kissing lately? Bet ya didn't know back in WW 1 PEE was used to dress wounds when they had no other antibiotic. You've got a computer; hunt around, you'll see I'm 100% correct.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 18, 2005 at 11:04 PM

Then why are there signs in all eating place restrooms that say workers must wash hands before returning to work?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 19, 2005 at 12:38 PM

Because Pooping is another common activity that happens in those rooms, and that stuff is LOADED with bacteria, some of which can be very nasty. Also; Pee is only sterile when it is fresh so come in contact with some that was splashed about a while back and a washing would be good.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 19, 2005 at 12:57 PM

In point of fact, the Greek physician Hippocrates (for whom the Hippocratic oath is named) actually encouraged a variety of natural remedies and preventative practices, including urine therapy. Fast-forwarding about 2300 years, we find that in the 18th century a revered medical reference book, Lamery's Dictionnaire Universelle des Drogues , recommended drinking two or three glasses of morning urine each day to cure gout, hysterical vapors, and obstructions of the bowels. A French dentist practicing within this same century, touted the value of urine as an antiseptic mouthwash. Which although not specifically touting urine drinking, comes close enough.

In the 19th century, the popular reference, One Thousand Notable Things described the use of urine to cure scurvy, relieve skin itching, cleanse wounds, and for many other treatments. In England in particular drinking of one's own urine was a common cure for jaundice. And in France, chemist Antoine de Fourcroy, after investigating deeply into the chemical properties of urea and other compounds wrote that the "urine of man...has furnished the most singular discovery to chemistry,...as well as to the art of healing."

And in our modern era, urine therapy has been embraced by the likes of Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, and John Lennon (the latter of which may have been emulating fellow pee drinker Mahatma Gandhi). Of course most people were way more familiar with the LSD and marijuana these guys were taking. Which leaves us to ponder whether -- if these icons of pop culture been more forthcoming about the virtues of their golden libation -- young people might have been hosting pee parties in the 70s rather than dropping acid and listening to the Beatle's Revolution Number Nine backwards. Unlikely perhaps. But it would certainly have added a new twist to the concept of pissing on the establishment.

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