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Just a few weeks ago my husband and I went to WalMart shopping. After a while I went on my own looking for something and wound up by this woman with 2 kids who was also shopping. She was Spanish for sure and was dressed like a whore. She had on a tight blouse, skin tight white shorts and spiked heels so high she could barely walk. Her kids were running around and in doing so one slammed into me and fell. At that moment she turned around at me and muttered something in Spanish that was very nasty. I do understand Spanish reasonably well. I just stared at her and, in glancing down, noticed how tight these shorts really were. They were button fly shorts that had at one time five buttons holding them shut. Only thing is that the very bottom one had completely popped off and was MIA, the next one up was there but there were strands of thread dangling all over, and the third up was un-buttoned. I do not think she realized this. When she turned and walked away it was obvious how tight these shorts were as I could see that the seams were seperating and stitching unravelling. I had hoped that they would split. Well anyhow, at the register guess who was also there. Me on one side, her on the other register rifling through here purse with the very youngest kid patting her palm against htis witch's stomach. Apparently her credit card was not accepted and she was distracted looking for another one. At about this time the young one noticed all those loose threads dangling from that very strained button on her shorts and began to play with it. This kid looked toward me several times and I motioned for her to pull on it, which she did. I watched with satisfaction as this kid was pulling away. It did not take much effort and that button popped off and went airborne. This woman knew something had happened and threw her purse on the counter, looked down and very quickly realized the door was opening up. The 2 cashiers were starting to giggle, which pissed off this woman even more, and as she attempted to get that third button in it's hole, it popped right off in her fingers. This event could have not lasted more than 2 minutes and by now everyone around her was about to bust out laughing. She promptly threw one hand over her wide open door and stooped down to get something off the floor, probably her wayward buttons. The last I seen was her heading out toward the parking lot with one had over her fly and one covering her rear. I thik she split them in the back while bending over. Well, I got my revenge for her nastiness. With the help of one of her kids of course.
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9/2/2008 at 8:35 PM
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— Women Only —Just a few weeks ago my husband and I went to WalMart shopping. After a while I went on my own looking for something and wound up by this woman with 2 kids who was also shopping. She was Spanish for sure and was dressed like a whore. She had on a tight blouse, skin tight white shorts and spiked heels so high she could barely walk. Her kids were running around and in doing so one slammed into me and fell. At that moment she turned around at me and muttered something in Spanish that was very nasty. I do understand Spanish reasonably well. I just stared at her and, in glancing down, noticed how tight these shorts really were. They were button fly shorts that had at one time five buttons holding them shut. Only thing is that the very bottom one had completely popped off and was MIA, the next one up was there but there were strands of thread dangling all over, and the third up was un-buttoned. I do not think she realized this. When she turned and walked away it was obvious how tight these shorts were as I could see that the seams were seperating and stitching unravelling. I had hoped that they would split. Well anyhow, at the register guess who was also there. Me on one side, her on the other register rifling through here purse with the very youngest kid patting her palm against htis witch's stomach. Apparently her credit card was not accepted and she was distracted looking for another one. At about this time the young one noticed all those loose threads dangling from that very strained button on her shorts and began to play with it. This kid looked toward me several times and I motioned for her to pull on it, which she did. I watched with satisfaction as this kid was pulling away. It did not take much effort and that button popped off and went airborne. This woman knew something had happened and threw her purse on the counter, looked down and very quickly realized the door was opening up. The 2 cashiers were starting to giggle, which pissed off this woman even more, and as she attempted to get that third button in it's hole, it popped right off in her fingers. This event could have not lasted more than 2 minutes and by now everyone around her was about to bust out laughing. She promptly threw one hand over her wide open door and stooped down to get something off the floor, probably her wayward buttons. The last I seen was her heading out toward the parking lot with one had over her fly and one covering her rear. I thik she split them in the back while bending over. Well, I got my revenge for her nastiness. With the help of one of her kids of course. #7973 — Comments (6) — 9/2/2008 at 8:35 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)