• Adult Confessions
    — If The Boss Only Knew —
    I'm following up on the "Lust" series of posts I've made the past few weeks. Since the last time I posted, things with my co-worker have been pretty tame. We've continued to flirt a bit and sent each other slightly suggestive notes in the IM.

    Someone asked about my wife before. I said in my first posting here that I've been married 10 years, pretty happily. That's true ... but our sex life has gone downhill for the past three years or so, and my wife has stopped seeing me as an object of sexual affection. I've tried to change that, in lots of ways, but you can only tried so hard for so long. Anyway, all of this with my co-worker is pretty harmless, as I see it. We haven't done anything, and though I've fantasized about doing more than jsut flirt, I don't see that really happening.

    Anyway, we were chatting on IM at the end of the day last week. We were talking about some of our favorite movies, and favorite scenes from movies. I had just watched Single White Female a couple of months ago, and mentioned that one of my favorite scenes was the masturbation scene from that movie.

    She didn't reply for a while, but then finally, she wrote "I never told you about my hot and cold treatment, did I?" My interest was immediately piqued. "No", I wrote back.

    Yahoo said "xxx is typing..." (where xxx is her code) for about 90 seconds. I cut and pasted her reply. Here it is:

    "I know i said I'd tell you what it was, but I've been to embarrassed. But I feel I know you enuf now. So... for my hot and cold treatment I get a few ice cubes from the freezer and a special, um, dildo that I have. It has a small heating element in it. It cost a fortune but has been worth it. A girlz best friend!! :) Anyway, I get comfy on my bed with some nice music on the player, then tickle my body with my nails and start the thing warming. It takes a few minutes. Once that's going, I pick up some of the ice and use it on my nipples. Sometimes I put the ice "down there" sometimes not. I keep some ky jelly for the dildo, in case I need it. Once it warm and I'm wet I use one hand on the ice and one on the dildo. When I do it that way, I can cum pretty quickly. heh heh ... so tell me, TMI? :">"

    All I could do is sit there with a dopey grin on my face as I read, taking in the new material for future fantasy use. I wrote back, "Maybe TMI, but very nice to know anyway! :D Thanks for sharing!"

    She wrote back, "Next time, you get to give me TMI".

    It was 5pm, so I just wrote back, "OK ... I'll have to think of something!!"

    Whew!
    #803 — Comments (12) — 5/3/2003 at 12:14 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (0)
  • 1
    might sound like a stupid question, but what is TMI??????????????????????????????????????? ??
    5/8/03
  • 2
    I'm glad you asked, cause I was afraid to *L*
    5/11/03
  • 3
    TMI = Too much information
    5/11/03
  • 4
    You have a choice...to give in to this temptation and destroy your 10 year marriage, spend the next year battling out how to split up the assets, pay alimony and child support, devestate your child, disappoint and shock your family and friends, and regret this act for the rest of your life... or you can walk away and be a better man for having saved yourself, your wife, your child, your family, and your friends from this ordeal that could have cost you everything.
    6/2/03
  • 5
    Great advice. But according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex. What "is"?
    6/3/03
  • 6
    I came to write another installment of my little "saga," but just realized I have a meeting I need to go to ... maybe I'll have time later today. Suffice it to say that I let my control slip a little, but I'm not planning on heading down the route you lay out.
    6/3/03
  • 7
    Fuck her. Fuck her rotten!
    11/4/03
  • 8
    NO! Fucking in the office is for single people! keep it in your pants, sheesh, just be a man.
    12/15/03
  • 9
    Just one problem with this story. All vibrators get hot to the touch. You don't have to buy an expensive one with a "Special heating element" because even a cheap $9.99 one will get hot if you run it for about 5 minutes on high.

    What's much more rare (and sought after) are vibrators that stay cool. Metal and clear acrylics do a better job, but even they will heat up from the batteries running.

    So either your co-worker is a liar and wants you to think she's ultra-kinky. Or you're a liar and made the whole thing up.

    1/1/04
  • 10
    test 1
    12/27/09
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