— If The Boss Only Knew
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Our new plant manager is an IDIOT! When he first started all he did was run around like he was in the United Nations trying to make everybody happy with everybody else. Every time somebody had a complaint, he wouldn't let it DROP until everybody said they were satisfied with the outcome. Even if it was a month later, all of a sudden he would pop up in person, or with an e-mail to ask if everything was ALRIGHT! Well HELL NO, IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! We've been backstabbing each other for years, and we don't need no dickhead to come along and make everybody kiss and make up! Why start now? For what reason? Somebody is gonna just stab ya in the back again over something new, so why the hell kiss and make up? Well, needless to say, everybody got this guy figured out right away, and we can't stand him, and since he is a friggin tightwad (we are on a budget now!), like huh? I've been there 20 years and never even heard the word budget before, so now we all make fun of him behind his back, because we say that he is such a tightwad, the seams in his pants are about 3" lacking in material! So, we call him Mr. Wedgie! Oh, what a friggin idiot! His got damn pants are wedged so far up the crack off his ass, he's got to be cutting off circulation to his brain hole! The guy won't last long, I am sure!
— If The Boss Only Knew —Our new plant manager is an IDIOT! When he first started all he did was run around like he was in the United Nations trying to make everybody happy with everybody else. Every time somebody had a complaint, he wouldn't let it DROP until everybody said they were satisfied with the outcome. Even if it was a month later, all of a sudden he would pop up in person, or with an e-mail to ask if everything was ALRIGHT! Well HELL NO, IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! We've been backstabbing each other for years, and we don't need no dickhead to come along and make everybody kiss and make up! Why start now? For what reason? Somebody is gonna just stab ya in the back again over something new, so why the hell kiss and make up? Well, needless to say, everybody got this guy figured out right away, and we can't stand him, and since he is a friggin tightwad (we are on a budget now!), like huh? I've been there 20 years and never even heard the word budget before, so now we all make fun of him behind his back, because we say that he is such a tightwad, the seams in his pants are about 3" lacking in material! So, we call him Mr. Wedgie! Oh, what a friggin idiot! His got damn pants are wedged so far up the crack off his ass, he's got to be cutting off circulation to his brain hole! The guy won't last long, I am sure! #813 — Comments (1) — 4/11/2002 at 10:05 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
That'd really teach him!