— If The Boss Only Knew
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I work in a small company of about 25 people. There are about 10 ladies. We usually take out first break about 10am. Every month, there's this one lady that's always asking for quarters for the Modess Machine. She doesn't like to carry her own supplies. There are 3 stalls in our Ladies Room(one handicapped and 2 regular). She usually uses the same stall do change her pads(the Modess boxes are usually sticking out of the receptacle inside the stall. One month, when she was due for her period, we decided to play a trick on her. When that day came, she again did ask us for some quarters. During our morning break, some of us saw her buying a pad from the Modess Machine. After the morning break was over, that's when the fun began. While 2 or 3 of us were busy keeping a watch on her at her desk, about 5 of us went into the Ladies Room to play our trick on her. First of all, we taped Modess Pads all over the 3 stalls. At certain places, we put up signs that read "Take your Pick." Then, we put a little ketchup on the commode seats in two of the stalls. We placed an out of order sign on the other stall door. On the Modess Machine, we put on a sign that read Mary's Rag Box(Not her real name). Finally, the Ladies Room was ready for her. She usually uses the Ladies Room again, before she goes to lunch. Well lunch time came, and like clockwork, she headed to the Ladies Room. The rest of us were sitting at our desks. When she got inside the Ladies Room, she let out a loud noise. Some of us went to see what she was doing. When we got inside the Ladies Room, she was having a ball, picking off the Modess Pads from the stalls. Then she went into the stall, she uses the most. When she saw the ketchup on the commode seat, she started to laugh. She asked, if anyone else had there period. Two of the ladies said yes. Then she said, here's some pads. We all had a good laugh at her expense. She doesn't ask for quarters anymore, but she still uses the Modess Machine, just like some of us who are forgetful when that time of the month comes around. At least, one of her habits got broken.
— If The Boss Only Knew —I work in a small company of about 25 people. There are about 10 ladies. We usually take out first break about 10am. Every month, there's this one lady that's always asking for quarters for the Modess Machine. She doesn't like to carry her own supplies. There are 3 stalls in our Ladies Room(one handicapped and 2 regular). She usually uses the same stall do change her pads(the Modess boxes are usually sticking out of the receptacle inside the stall. One month, when she was due for her period, we decided to play a trick on her. When that day came, she again did ask us for some quarters. During our morning break, some of us saw her buying a pad from the Modess Machine. After the morning break was over, that's when the fun began. While 2 or 3 of us were busy keeping a watch on her at her desk, about 5 of us went into the Ladies Room to play our trick on her. First of all, we taped Modess Pads all over the 3 stalls. At certain places, we put up signs that read "Take your Pick." Then, we put a little ketchup on the commode seats in two of the stalls. We placed an out of order sign on the other stall door. On the Modess Machine, we put on a sign that read Mary's Rag Box(Not her real name). Finally, the Ladies Room was ready for her. She usually uses the Ladies Room again, before she goes to lunch. Well lunch time came, and like clockwork, she headed to the Ladies Room. The rest of us were sitting at our desks. When she got inside the Ladies Room, she let out a loud noise. Some of us went to see what she was doing. When we got inside the Ladies Room, she was having a ball, picking off the Modess Pads from the stalls. Then she went into the stall, she uses the most. When she saw the ketchup on the commode seat, she started to laugh. She asked, if anyone else had there period. Two of the ladies said yes. Then she said, here's some pads. We all had a good laugh at her expense. She doesn't ask for quarters anymore, but she still uses the Modess Machine, just like some of us who are forgetful when that time of the month comes around. At least, one of her habits got broken. #819 — Comments (2) — 6/24/2002 at 3:32 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)