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    My problems? I don't like my body.

    Here's what I don't like ...
    Height - 4-foot-8-inches
    Weight - 84 pounds (up to 86 with water retention)
    Measurements - 29-24-30 (no cup size)
    Age - 23 years.

    That's right - twenty-three years. TWENTY-THREE fucking years old, and I get carded at PG-13 movies!

    Thanks to the mysteries of biology, for some reason I just don't grow. I didn't even have a period until I was eighteen and I stopped growing about that time!

    I hear all these women bitching about "oh I'm too this" and "Oh I'm too that". Well, how would you like being mistaken for a ten-year-old?!

    I'v e had sex three times in my life - one of those was with a guy who I'm sure was a closet freak because he kept giving me stuffed animals and wanting to go to the amusement park. One was a guy who was being pranked by his buddies. And one left after having sex once because he said it was "creepy".

    I WANT A BODY TRANSPLANT!
    #8193 — Comments (11) — 9/13/2009 at 5:29 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    You can't change who you are, and you shouldn't want to. There are a lot of guys out there that like petite girls. You just need to find someone who will appreciate who you are. Like I always say, there's an ass for every seat.
    9/13/09
  • 2
    I don't know you, obviously, but if you were a nice person I wouldn't have any problem with your size & shape.

    As the previous poster said, there's always someone for everyone. Keep going about your life being happy and make yourself available. You'll find someone and someone will find you.
    9/13/09
  • 3
    Have you considered breast enhancement? Also, consult a makeup/stylist. It won't change your size, but your self perception.
    9/13/09
  • 4
    You could paint yourself blue and claim to be a smurf! I've always wanted to bag a smurf.
    9/13/09
  • 5
    Wish I could help you, but my ex-wife was a hair over 6 feet tall and went to Texas A&M on a volleyball scholarship. My current wife is 6 feet even and played volleyball at The University of Texas. I guess I have a thing for tall women. I do have a daschund named Shorty, though if it makes you feel any better.
    9/13/09
  • 6
    You could probably make a lot of money doing porn and role playing as a minor.
    9/14/09
  • 7
    I love that niche in porn! There have been quite a few girls who have made big money playing the Lolitia. The first one that comes to mind is usually billed as Gauge.
    9/15/09
  • 8
    Well that was a colossal failure!

    I googled "Gauge" and found out she looks better than me, but still young. So I took some shots of myself and sent them to Diabolic Video, the company that produces Gauge's films. They sent back a nasty e-mail saying they don't do kiddy porn! A couple of more exchanges and they threatened to call the feds on me! They simply wouldn't believe that I was an adult!

    I went to school with the guy who works at the liquor store - at least he believes I'm an adult. It doesn't take much to get me drunk either. It would be nice to find a guy who didn't want me to call him "Daddy" and who could treat me like a woman.
    9/16/09
  • 9
    I'm drunk. So you know what? Tomorrow's Monday - tomorrow I'm going to go hang out at the middle school down the road until someone notices that I'm too old to be there. If nobody notices after a week, then I'll give up on nice guys and start looking for weird guys who want me to wear schoolgirl outfits and watch Barney with them.

    I think I'm in a depression. Fuck it.
    9/18/09
  • 10
    Hey get at me if you are in the CT or Philly areas, i love petite girls. Sweendog024@yahoo.com
    9/14/10
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