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My problems? I don't like my body.
Here's what I don't like ...
Height - 4-foot-8-inches
Weight - 84 pounds (up to 86 with water retention)
Measurements - 29-24-30 (no cup size)
Age - 23 years.
That's right - twenty-three years. TWENTY-THREE fucking years old, and I get carded at PG-13 movies!
Thanks to the mysteries of biology, for some reason I just don't grow. I didn't even have a period until I was eighteen and I stopped growing about that time!
I hear all these women bitching about "oh I'm too this" and "Oh I'm too that". Well, how would you like being mistaken for a ten-year-old?!
I'v e had sex three times in my life - one of those was with a guy who I'm sure was a closet freak because he kept giving me stuffed animals and wanting to go to the amusement park. One was a guy who was being pranked by his buddies. And one left after having sex once because he said it was "creepy".
I WANT A BODY TRANSPLANT!
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— Women Only —My problems? I don't like my body.