• Adult Confessions
    — If The Boss Only Knew —
    i lost a bet with my wife. If I lost, I had to wear pantyhose to work one day. I thought, no big deal (boy, were they constricting) and met her demands. A bet's a bet. Only, she didn't believe I wore then so she checked with my secretary to make sure I wore them all day. (They both thought it was a great idea if I would wear them everyday.) I didn't know she was going to tell my secretary. Boy was I embarassed when she IM'd me asking if I was wearing my "PH" like my wife told me to. But I didn't know that was nothing. When I replied, I didn't realize someone else was there at her computer and saw the response. The other girl asked "What's 'PH' mean?" at lunch that day in front of 6 other women. When they could tell I was nervous about it, they all started guessing, and my secretary gave it away with her face when they got the right answer. God, was I embarassed. I'm 6'3" and in no way gay. It was just a bet. So you can immagine my and their reaction to fin out I wore pantyhose to work. One of them jokingly asked if she could borrow a pair because she had a run in hers. I told her that I would go buy her a new pair if she kept quiet about it. The rest of them immediately thought that blackamil was a great idea, and I ended up taking a list to the drug store for the 6 women. They told me to get some more for myself or they would tell the other guys in the office. I was humiliated when I was checking out and the cashier recognized me. Now, my secretary keeps some in her desk to keep me in line. I've had to wear them a couple of times since then and they all know when I'm wearing them and come in my office and tease me. Whenever any of them gets a run, I had to go get another pair for them. It has gotten so bad, I have started pre-ordering them and keeping them in the office so I don't have to leave. They email their list to me each month. They love it. (last month, I spent over $180 at One Hanes Place) Both having the upper hand, and not having to spend a fortune on pantyhose each month is quite a thrill for them. Geeze, I didn't know they cost so much! I've never been blackmailed before, but it won't happen again.
    #827 — Comments (14) — 9/14/2002 at 7:16 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)
  • 1
    HaHA Good for you. Now you know how much it costs to be a woman and what we go through to look good in this male dominated world. Tight, aren't they? I'm glad to see the tables turned around for once. I'd like to see more guys experience pantyhose agony all day long! Maybe we would get a little more sympathy - and in your case- respect!
    9/15/02
  • 2
    OH My GOD This is great I took mine off an hour ago after having them on for twelve hours. I also had a run in them that I put fingernail polish on so I didn't have to replace them. If I could get a guy in the office to buy them for me, I would for sure. And they make you wear them? That is so cool. Uncomfortable, aren't they? Where do they bind most? In your crotch or stomach? Doesn't anyone else know besides those 6 girls? What a great idea! Thanks. Lisa
    9/17/02
  • 3
    Now you know how much we have to spend on hosiery. It's outrageous, isn't it? It seems like I throw out an otherwise perfect pair of new pantyhose 2-3 x's a week. Good for your wife and co-workers. I bet its really humbling and humiliating for you to be told what to do from your female counterparts! What a great idea! Be a good boy and keep it up or they could REALLY embarass you.
    9/19/02
  • 4
    that is soooooo... funny. I sometimes wonder what the guys in the office wear under their suits. Now I'm going to look for pantyhose, too. I don't see anything wrong with it as long as it's for fun, and it sounds like you're having fun with it! Just wait for summer when they make you wear support hose and they get to wear the thigh hi's You'll be jealous then and them you'll see how hot they are.
    9/26/02
  • 5
    I wish this were true so at least one man would know what it's like to have to buy and wear pantyhose all day. They were obviously invented by men in order to torture women! I hope they make him wear them for the rest of his career and make him buy pantyhose for them forever! Summers coming, you're gonna sweat boy!!!
    10/1/02
  • 6
    I know what y;ou mean about 'wait for summer' Those things are like wearing a wetsuit in the summertime! If they make him wear them in the summer, he's going to have to take a shower by lunch time. Jeaz' a suit AAAAND pantyhose in the summer You deserve it buddy for letting yourself get dupped!
    10/5/02
  • 7
    My girlfrind just told me about this site and this confession when we were in the bathroom and she noticed a run in my hose. I said I wish I didn't spend half my paycheck replacing my pantyhose. She said we should get a guy in the office to pay for them like this guy in the confession. When I read it, I thouhgt 'what a great idea' Now we're scheming to get one of the poor schleps in receiving to "do a dare" Once he does it, he's done and he's ours for a long time we can't wait til he does it. If he doesn't do as we ask, he will be really embarassed wehn word gets out about the dare!! This is going to be wonderful. You guys are so gullible!
    10/9/02
  • 8
    You go girrrl. Ah had to buy new panty hoze last week when I dribbled my monthly "business" all over em. Then a man in mah office decided to wear them to work and now he buyz them fo me cuz I said ah's gonna tell the boys down in account receivables if he didn't. Then one night he came to my house and pushed 18 billiard balls into my puu puu hole. now ahm sorry i told him that to buy panty hoze was for the mans thing to do cuz im just a moron who believe all the dumb crap i read on the intuhnet...
    10/12/02
  • 9
    Why don't you just tell everyone at the office (who cares) that you lost a bet and be done with it. Don't let those small-minded women bribe you. You're not a woman, you don't need to buy pantyhose, so don't! And for those of you who are complaining that your pantyhose are too constricting......buck up and buy a larger size, hun! I worked as a tour guide last summer, and I had to wear them everyday, and they were fine. Went through five pairs in four months (don't worry, I washed them). The trick is to buy the endurance ones, and to buy 'em a bit big. And don't wear pointy toed shoes. They force your toes through the front.
    Anyway, enough of my little rant.
    10/16/02
  • 10
    That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm glad your office workers got you to wear them. Now that's one more man to sympathize w/ what we go through every day!
    10/20/02
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