— If The Boss Only Knew
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i lost a bet with my wife. If I lost, I had to wear pantyhose to work one day. I thought, no big deal (boy, were they constricting) and met her demands. A bet's a bet. Only, she didn't believe I wore then so she checked with my secretary to make sure I wore them all day. (They both thought it was a great idea if I would wear them everyday.) I didn't know she was going to tell my secretary. Boy was I embarassed when she IM'd me asking if I was wearing my "PH" like my wife told me to. But I didn't know that was nothing. When I replied, I didn't realize someone else was there at her computer and saw the response. The other girl asked "What's 'PH' mean?" at lunch that day in front of 6 other women. When they could tell I was nervous about it, they all started guessing, and my secretary gave it away with her face when they got the right answer. God, was I embarassed. I'm 6'3" and in no way gay. It was just a bet. So you can immagine my and their reaction to fin out I wore pantyhose to work. One of them jokingly asked if she could borrow a pair because she had a run in hers. I told her that I would go buy her a new pair if she kept quiet about it. The rest of them immediately thought that blackamil was a great idea, and I ended up taking a list to the drug store for the 6 women. They told me to get some more for myself or they would tell the other guys in the office. I was humiliated when I was checking out and the cashier recognized me. Now, my secretary keeps some in her desk to keep me in line. I've had to wear them a couple of times since then and they all know when I'm wearing them and come in my office and tease me. Whenever any of them gets a run, I had to go get another pair for them. It has gotten so bad, I have started pre-ordering them and keeping them in the office so I don't have to leave. They email their list to me each month. They love it. (last month, I spent over $180 at One Hanes Place) Both having the upper hand, and not having to spend a fortune on pantyhose each month is quite a thrill for them. Geeze, I didn't know they cost so much! I've never been blackmailed before, but it won't happen again.
Anyway, enough of my little rant.