Is it the size of a football?
I've masturbated with a big vibrator, and hated it. I've since discovered bigger isn't better, prefering something small and with a soft rubber covering.
Why don't you just use your damn finger?
Actually, I prefer humping my pillow to masturbate.
i had a smaller one, and it wasnt doing anything for me. fingers dont do much either. i can masturbate fine clitorally with a vibrator, but sometimes i crave that vaginal penetration, and when i am craving it i want a LOT of it, but this just seems to be a tiny bit too much
SO GET A SMALLER ONE EINSTEIN!!! FUCKING RETARDED PEOPLE. GOD. IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED AS DUMB... A WORD TO YOU ALL. STOP ACTING DUMB IT REALLY IS A TURN OFF.