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— If The Boss Only Knew —My boss gave me a super big account and project but keeps adding extra responsibilities to the account, and I'm so overworked I'm afraid I'm going to only do a half-assed job on both. He's setting me up for failure without giving additional resources (although, I've asked).
This morning, while he was in a meeting, I peed on his car in the garage. I made sure there were no security cameras, dropped my pants and pissed on his hood.
I actually felt better. I wonder what'll happen to his paint job if I do it daily? #8960 — Comments (3) — 2/19/2010 at 5:58 AM — That's Juicy! (6) — That's Lame. (1)
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that's fucking awesome.9/11/10
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Who's awesome? YOUR AWESOME!10/19/10
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You're pushing the odds, bro. I've been there before. Have you told him your concerns and he hasn't acted on them? I'd keep him updated on the project with emails, especially requests for help. Then, you've got a paper trail about what you've done so if something blows up, it's not all on you for fucking up. I've wanted to piss on the boss' car, too, and firebomb it, among other things. But again, if you keep baptizing it, the odds of you getting caught will get better, you'll lose your job, probably have to pay for the damage, and in this economy, if you get canned, good luck. It ain't worth it.10/21/10