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— Embarrassing Moments
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Fifteen minutes ago a was out working on my car in the driveway, drinking a Rockstar and smoking a cigarette when I had to shit. Bad. We were all out of toilet paper so I went into the guest house to see if my renter had some and he was out. Shit. So I went over to the local drug store and when I got out of my truck I felt wetness in my drawers but it just felt like sweat. So I went inside to find the buttwipe and when I got to the middle of the store I felt something hit the back of my knee! I was wearing shorts. So I went into the closest aisle and looked around and nobody was looking. Then I looked down behind my knee and there was shit stuck to it. I panicked and didn’t want to get caught in that situation. I looked around on the shelf for something to wipe it off with and I was in the baby toy aisle. All there was in front of me was a yellow stuffed duck, so I grabbed it and went to wipe my knee off and it squeaked really loud as I pressed it against my leg. Needless to say, I beelined it for the door and went home without the TP. I had to jump in the shower and was laughing my ass off while I had to spray my asshole clean. I don’t know if I can ever go into that store again. I don’t think anyone saw me, but I am waiting to be on the news as some deviant caught on security cameras.
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8/5/2010 at 3:19 PM
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That's Juicy! (5)
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— Embarrassing Moments —Fifteen minutes ago a was out working on my car in the driveway, drinking a Rockstar and smoking a cigarette when I had to shit. Bad. We were all out of toilet paper so I went into the guest house to see if my renter had some and he was out. Shit. So I went over to the local drug store and when I got out of my truck I felt wetness in my drawers but it just felt like sweat. So I went inside to find the buttwipe and when I got to the middle of the store I felt something hit the back of my knee! I was wearing shorts. So I went into the closest aisle and looked around and nobody was looking. Then I looked down behind my knee and there was shit stuck to it. I panicked and didn’t want to get caught in that situation. I looked around on the shelf for something to wipe it off with and I was in the baby toy aisle. All there was in front of me was a yellow stuffed duck, so I grabbed it and went to wipe my knee off and it squeaked really loud as I pressed it against my leg. Needless to say, I beelined it for the door and went home without the TP. I had to jump in the shower and was laughing my ass off while I had to spray my asshole clean. I don’t know if I can ever go into that store again. I don’t think anyone saw me, but I am waiting to be on the news as some deviant caught on security cameras. #9143 — Comments (1) — 8/5/2010 at 3:19 PM — That's Juicy! (5) — That's Lame. (2)