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  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Male / 55

    When I was in high school, I dated a girl in the VHS Marchin'Cats, who twirled a rifle in the band. Sheree wore short thigh hotpants as part of her uniform. They showed off her fine ass. I was nailing her regularly when her parents, George and Martha, where not home. I showed up one day to have sex with Sheree and was surprised when Martha opened the door. She said she had sent Sheree to the store and she would be gone for awhile. I stammered and said I would come back later. What Martha said next stunned me....
    "You came over to f u c k , right? I can take care of that!" I know I looked shocked. She reached down and unzipped my Jean's and reached in and grabbed my c o c k and led me to the bedroom where she undressed. She had a great body for a 40 year old woman. She latched on to my hard member and gave me my first blow job. Then she pushed me back and got on top and rode me until we both came.
    As we dressed, she said that as long as I kept silent, I could enjoy f u c k I n g a mother and a daughter.
    I was silent for a year and enjoyed both the whole time. I miss being a teen in Valdosta.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Female / 24

    All my life I had suffered sexual anxiety. I went to college but studied communications and that gets you nothing. I had a job working at this bakery, a family owned bakery that specialized in morning pastries and made to order cakes for events. This man came in every morning to get a croissant and a cup of coffee. Same order every day. One morning, I was the one behind the cash register and he was the only customer in the shop and I commented that he should change up his order. His answer was what would I say if my husband told me he was tired of the same old pussy and he wanted something different.

    We ll first of all I wasn't married, I was 24 and didn't even have a boyfriend. Secondly I had never had an old guy use the word pussy with me to my face. Thirdly he stared at me and asked me if my pussy was fresh because a man only wants fresh pussy, not day old pussy. He put his croissant down and said he wanted pussy instead, pussy with cream cheese and strawberries, served open on a hot bed and that after he ate that pussy he was going to fuck that pussy.

    I apologized and tried to get away but he wouldn't let me walk away, he never touched me but I could not walk away, he kept saying "Well?, how about that pussy I ordered".

    Every day he came in he would not check out unless I was at the cash register, he asked me if we had cream cheese, strawberries, if his pussy was hot because his dick sure was. He got me to tell him when I got off and I told him that I wasn't going to go with him, but he came at my shift's end and he told me had brought me a hard dick and he had come for hot pussy. A block from the shop he stopped me and said he wasn't in for gaming around, he wanted my hot pussy and he meant to have my pussy. He stood real close to me and kissed me.

    Well you give in, I just followed him to the metro, we rode to his apartment and he laid me on the bed and ate my pussy, he got some whipped cream out of his refrigerator and had me lay open while he squirted it on and then ate me some more. He asked about my cherry, he asked if I was ready for my banana. All this time I still had my clothes on except my shoes and underwear. He undressed and asked me how I liked my dick, hard, semi hard, if I liked to suck on my dick first or if I wanted it straight in. How about sucking it first? So I did, while he got my clothes off and then he got on and fucked me.

    I can't say what all I felt at that moment. Relief? Pain? Pleasure? I didn't want to get dressed and I laid there naked on the bed and told him I wanted to put some whipped cream on his dick and I sucked him again. I told him I wasn't very experienced and all this was weird. He told me that I needed to try doggy style, to suck his dick until he was hard again and get on my hands and knees and lower my head and he would fuck me up like a bitch in heat. I wasn't all that self conscious until he got his dick in me, and then I started to think that he was looking at my butt hole while he fucked me.

    I asked him not to look and he said he was actually thinking of giving me a bit up my ass if I wanted to. I declined but it didn't stop him from touching me. After we had sex, and we were dressed again and he was going around seeing if there was something to eat he told me I had done good, I was good pussy and he liked fucking good pussy and he needed to fuck me again sometime. He gave me this story about how I was supposed to want to suck his dick every time I saw him. It doesn't work that way. What works is having him grab my hand or put his hand behind my head and pull me towards him to kiss me.

    We don't talk crude in the shop anymore, only sometimes when we are alone. He says he doesn't want to order any other kind of pussy, he says mine is quite all right and he is going to keep fucking it as long as it stays fresh and hot. He isn't that old, he is nine years older than me, it's the suit that makes him look old. I am used to his dick now, and I won't say I think about sucking him, but before he is going to fuck me I usually suck his dick. I like the whipped cream and strawberries thing, I am pretty good a laying back on the bed for him while he preps his desert and eats it. I guess I am over my anxiety now.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 18

    I was 14 when my mom came home drunk after a work party, it was not like her at all she never got drunk. There was just her and me as dad had bugged out 2 years before. I wanted to help her so said mom whats up, getting drunk is not like you. Nothing could have prepared me for what came next, mom flew into a huge rage and said what the f**k do you know about what is like me eh! I tried to calm her down but she was real mad and said OK let me show you what I am like!
    She dragged me in to her room and threw open a cupboard there which was full of canes and whips and leather straps and stuff..........There she said that is what your mother is really like, I like pain I like to be hurt. I did not know what to do or say, she said your father used to help me out but now I am alone and she started crying.
    I picked up one of the canes and she said well you have the cane help me beat me with it then she started to taunt me and suddenly I was hitting her accross the back with the cane.
    She started wriggling away or so I thought until I realised she was undressing on the bed and ended up laying face down on the bed with me hitting her repeatedly with the cane on her back buttocks and legs, I also noticed as I hit her she was fingering herself.
    After about 10 minutes I stopped hitting her and said oh mom I am so sorry she smiled stood up and came over to hug me saying no need to be sorry, feel and she pushed my hand between her legs, I was amazed her pussy was soaking wet. Without a word she undressed me and pulled me to the bed my cock was hard and she climbed on top of me and rode it until I came inside her.
    We lay still and not talking for a while after before she said OMG that was so bad of me, she got up and took a multi pronged leather whip from the cupboard and handed it to me she lay face up on the bed and said I deserve to have my tits flogged for that. I needed no second bidding and whipped her tits raw whilst she brought herself off again.
    Mom and I are still looking after each others needs 5 years on.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Male / 22

    Please excuse me. Guess I'm just dumb as far as these computers go. Last night to wrote a confession but it got late so I continued to for today. Well, today I started to continue but the warning stated It has been deleted because the post time had expired. I never knew this. I guess I just ASSUMED (Made an ASS out of U and ME) they would hold it or post it but they did neither. Now, today my continuation was printed and is posted above. Now let me re-type the part that was deleted. It and the 2nd part was post above under ANYTHING GOES.
    The first part:

    THE SOUTH - YOU GOTTA LOVE IT

    ALABAMA
    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an 8 point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one was going to steal Henry."

    GEORGIA
    Th e owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.. If I gave you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off? The secretary thought a moment and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

    LOUISIANA
    A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying..."When the end of the world comes I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

    MISSISSIPPI
    The young man in Mississippi came running into store and said to his buddy,"Bubba, someone just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied. "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell but I got the license number."

    Now the rest is post on the part which is printed above.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Male / 22

    Please excuse me. Guess I'm just dumb as far as these computers go. Last night to wrote a confession but it got late so I continued to for today. Well, today I started to continue but the warning stated It has been deleted because the post time had expired. I never knew this. I guess I just ASSUMED (Made an ASS out of U and ME) they would hold it or post it but they did neither. Now, today my continuation was printed and is posted above. Now let me re-type the part that was deleted. It and the 2nd part was post above under ANYTHING GOES.
    The first part:

    THE SOUTH - YOU GOTTA LOVE IT

    ALABAMA
    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an 8 point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one was going to steal Henry."

    GEORGIA
    Th e owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.. If I gave you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off? The secretary thought a moment and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

    LOUISIANA
    A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying..."When the end of the world comes I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

    MISSISSIPPI
    The young man in Mississippi came running into store and said to his buddy,"Bubba, someone just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied. "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell but I got the license number."

    Now the rest is post on the part which is printed above.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Straight Male / 22

    1
    See, I told you I'd be back but I forgot it was Saturday, my day off so O slept in. Then, when I got up I went to the store and bought my wife a new sweater so she could have something to take back.
    Okay, so now let' get on with the outstanding article so you can have something to complain about.

    NORTH CAROLINA
    A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back into the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
    The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
    The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
    The man responded, "When you break down they always tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it either."

    TENNESSEE
    A Tennessee State Trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-65. The Trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

    TEXAS
    The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?" "Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumping it here cause it say's: 'FINE FOR DUMPING GARBAGE'."

    Okay, I'm finished. Hope I did give you a little more education.
    20 minutes ago
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    Oh yeah, I forgot, "YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH BUT YOU NEVER HEAR OF ANYONE RETIRING AND MOVING NORTH."
    You ever travel through any of the Southern States? Especially through the mountains. You'll notice there are always 3 traffic lanes coming down and only 2 going up? That means there are always more people coming from the North to the South than going North from the South!
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    Oh yeah, I forgot, "YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE SOUTH BUT YOU NEVER HEAR OF ANYONE RETIRING AND MOVING NORTH."
    You ever travel through any of the Southern States? Especially through the mountains. You'll notice there are always 3 traffic lanes coming down and only 2 going up? That means there are always more people coming from the North to the South than going North from the South!
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    #42237 — Comments (0) — Nov 10, 2018 at 3:19 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This. ( * )
  • — Anything Goes —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 49

    Just did something that I have not done in a decade or more: wanked in a hotel room next to the window with the curtains wide open.

    I have done it many times before from upper floors, the lowest until today was the 10th floor. Today I am on the third floor traffic and pedestrians below.

    I opened the cutains and stripped. I payed on the edge of the bed towards the window and my cock was already hard! I could only stroke it a few times at once; it was already screaming to shoot, so I stroked a but, then laid there with my cock straining to erupt. I did this for about an hour with the city going by below and in full view should anyone look up.

    I finally couldn't take it any more and stroked a couple more than safe; I erupted and shot into the air, straight up about 8 inches, and continued to pump thick ropes of cum up over my stomach.

    Afterward I licked the thick cream from my fingers and what else I could collect up, then hot showered the rest.

    Great way to start the day!

    Silly Wanker

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    Straight Male / 22

    Well, I really enjoy these stories but I've decided to change the background some. No sex is involved but I think most of you will love these as I did.

    The title: "THE SOUTH - YOU GOTTA LOVE IT"

    ALABAMA
    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
    That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an
    eight-point buck. "Where is Henry?" the others asked.
    "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple miles back up the trail," the
    successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry laying there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
    "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one in going to steal
    Henry!"

    GEORGIA
    The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about about paying an invoice,
    so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
    his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some
    help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The
    secretary though a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."


    LOUISIANA
    A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I
    hope to be in Louisiana. "When asked why, he replied "I'd rather be in Louisiana
    because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than the rest of the
    civilized world."

    MISSISSIPPI
    The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,
    "Bubba, someone just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba re-
    plied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but
    I got the license number."

    Getting late and I'm getting tired. My wife is waiting, so I'll continue this
    tomorrow. Promise.

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    Straight Male / 32

    A total mystery that could have been solved but never was, when I came of age and hormones began to flow I sometimes had a wet dream and they were outstanding when I ejaculated in a reasonable place. I recall one "wet dream," that was particularly voluptuous and never forgot it. As time went by my cousin, Nicole would drop a comment or a hint of having taken my "full load" and liking it, in so many words.

    I never responded and since it was unclear to me, did not pursue it. As time goes by I'm almost certain that Nicole gave me a blow job while I slept. She ever remarked that she had seen my "morning wood" but she never came out and said it, flatly. This incident might seem meaningless to most but it's a sort of mystery that remains to irritate. I have thought of just asking, "Did you blow me?" but there's a sort of wall that prevents me from just doing it. I imagine to most it's just silly.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 47

    My name is Rich, recently divorced, before the divorce was final whenever I was home I was naked, the wife, who's name is Denise, was ok with it, I think, no children living at home. I played with myself a lot, Denise, was ok with it, meaning not complaining to much mostly laughing at me. She made fun of my little PENIS, and balls, threating to tell her girlfriends about my little PENIS. Denise laughed the most when I Jacked-Off to music, certain songs had a good beat to Jack-Off to, stroking to the music kind of dancing around in front of her, really got her chuckling, it felt really good to me though. I also begged her to let me service her feet and toes, just kissing and licking her feet and sucking on her toes. I've loved female feet since I was younger, looking at girl feet in the boat ads, girls in bikinis barefoot, while I Jacked-Off. Denise let me play with her feet, reluctantly, laughing a lot. Sucking on her toes usually made me CUM right away, some times I called it, making love to her feet, she said if I was making love to her feet, I should CUM on them then lick them clean, so I did, I was so excited, and licked up every drop of CUM, she could hardly stop laughing, I was in heaven. I looked at pics of girls on my computer Jacking-Off, pretending they could see me. Long before I was married still in school I would walk around in the early evening and expose myself to girls I found walking down the sidewalk, when I found a girl, I'd say hi, will you watch me Jack-Off for a minute, then pull my pants down so she could see my PENIS, most times they just ran away, then I'd find a kind of secluded spot to Jack-Off, very excited that a girl actually just saw my PENIS! One night I had no luck finding a girl, and was kind of wound up playing with myself, so I took my pants off and sat on the curb, under a street light, and Jacked-Off, it felt really good! Sometimes while Jacking-Off looking on my computer, Denise would walk in and just stand there watching me, making remarks about some of the girls I was looking at, teasing me for pretending they could see me! One day while Denise was at work, I had the day off, and was going to town looking on my computer, I heard some girls carrying on outside and went to the door to see what was going on, they were just teasing another girl, laughing a lot, when one of the girls saw me in front of the door and told the other girls they all looked and saw me, I didn't realize they could, seriously, they started teasing me for being in front of the door naked, I couldn't stop feeling myself, I recognized two of the girls as neighbors two houses away from mine. I felt really silly, with these girls seeing me, a grown married man, then the girls came up the walk to my door, and could see me feeling myself, as plain as day, and started laughing even more, I was so excited, forgetting who I was, and what was happening, I Jacked-Off furiously, and CUMMED right away with all of the girls seeing me, CUM! Then a car pulled into the driveway, it was Denise, I was so busy playing with myself not realizing the time, it was time for her to be home! The girls were walking down the walk as Denise was walking to the door, the girls told her what just happened, RICHARD, she hollered as she was coming in the door, I couldn't get any clothes on, she caught me at my computer naked, she started laughing, calling me a weirdo Jacking-Off in front of young girls! I told her I couldn't help myself, not realizing the girls ages, it felt so good CUMMING with them watching me, Richard, I don't know what to say or do but I'm thinking how to handle this, I know, next week some of the ladies in my office are coming over to have a girls night out, were having a few drinks before we go out, I think it would be fun to show them your little PENIS, I've been telling them about your little PENIS already, Denise, no, I'll be embarrassed, Richard, you just showed five young girls your PENIS, showing my friends cant be any more embarrassing. I think I'll have you service their feet too, this will be so much fun, for us, I know you'll enjoy yourself eventually, weirdo, when the girls start coming, I want you totally naked meeting them at the door too! Richard, good news, the ladies are bringing their young daughters too, aren't you happy? Their husbands are having a poker game, the oldest daughter is babysitting the younger girls, just think, Richard, you should be in heaven, with all of the females that will see your little PENIS, and see you Jacking-Off, I'm sure you will be Jacking-Off, remember no clothes for you! Eventually I realized I was in heaven, then the divorce, oh well, you win some and lose some, good thing I was able to keep my computer!

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