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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    my dick be so big it make jay north look lika 3rd grader!

    #193 — Comments (4) — Feb 16, 2003 at 10:05 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 13 I went to a summer camp for boys in Maine. We took a hiking trip for three days in the mountains near the camp. I was sharing a tent with a kid named Tom. One day, we camped by this beautiful lake and me and Tom decided to go for a swim. When we got out of the water, our conselor told us that we needed to check each other over for leaches because there were tons of leaches around there and they could carry disease. The worst part was that we had to look everywhere. We got into our tnet and took off our wet shirts, shorts, and underwear. We awkwardly sat there for a few seconds butt-naked. THen he laid on his front and I looked him over for leeches, I found 2 leaches on his back, and one on his ass. I pulled them off of him and put them in a jar. Then he turned over and I checked his front. The worst part was checking his package. It felt really weird to touch another guy's dick. Luckily, he didn't have any leeches there. then he checked he, he didn't find any on my back, but when he was checking my package, he found a leech on my dick. It hurt so much when he pulled it off. Then we both put our clothes back on and left the tent. After that, I couldn't look him in the eye for the remainder of camp.

    #191 — Comments (3) — Feb 15, 2003 at 2:09 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    i wuz sittin on the stoop
    i knew i had to poop
    i got up and started to dance
    poop filled up my pants
    you may think its funny
    it was brown and runny
    now i got the blues
    cuz poop got on my new shoes

    #774 — Comments (0) — Feb 15, 2003 at 1:45 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    my ass is greasy;
    it's cheezy;
    it's crustier than George & Wheezy
    ya can't please me
    but ya need me

    #771 — Comments (1) — Feb 12, 2003 at 12:41 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I would like to say my best gal friend.... Anabelle has the cutest mom and I take her dirty clothes and wear them. I rub her cotten stained undies and rub them against my pussy. I like her bras to. So tiny. My boobs pop out of them. SHe is so hot. I also watch her in the shower. Her mother is gorgeous. Being a lesbian teen is hard. But not when you have a gorgeous neightbor. I like to watche her from her window outside. I waatch her change. I eat her undies and dream of the day I can lick her pussy clean. I cant wait.

    #768 — Comments (1) — Feb 11, 2003 at 8:49 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I am 15, and through my parents divorce, I live with my dad in Maine.
    Last night the doorbell rang, and it was my grandmother. (My dad's mom). She said she had to leave. I asked her to come in while I called dad.
    I came back with the phone, and she was gone. I saw her leaving in an old cab.
    I finally got hold of my dad, and he told me grandma passed away 2 hours ago!
    When I said no, she left in a cab. He said that's odd- his dad used to drive a cab...

    This is just tooo weird...

    #764 — Comments (0) — Feb 11, 2003 at 7:55 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    my best friend and i hang out/know a lot of guys as mutual friends. but she doesn't know that i like 4 of the guys that are our friends. i feel bad about it and she doesnt know that i like them. i wouldnt feel so bad but the thing is, is that she has asked me if i like them and i have said "no" and i also like them a lot...

    #758 — Comments (3) — Feb 5, 2003 at 5:10 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    So, I've been going to the pool for like the past six years or something with my friend, we'll call her Julia. Anyway, we've had a kind of ongoing fight through the years with two boys, Danny and Andrew. So this year, we were going about it as usual... they'd jump on us, we'd splash them... stupid, etc etc. Now, Danny is big, so his splashes are big, really big... but they had this friend over, Luke (Or "the egg", since he was SOOO FAT and just HUGE!). Anyway, as I said, this kid was huge, but his boobs were especially huge. I mean huge, huge... like bigger than mine or my friend's... The saddest part of it was, he was really young, like 9 or 10 or something. My friend was like "OMG! He's going into 5th grade and his boobs are bigger than mine!" We didn't say anything to his face though. So in addition to adding Luke to their group, Danny and Andrew also got together a crew of 6, 7, and 8 year olds. They would surround the pool and jump on us. We don't wear goggles on acount of the fact that Danny and Andrew steal ours and snap them, as we do to their goggles when the wear them. So everyone is kicking each other and stuff, in fact, Sarah kicked Andrew really hard in the nuts and he had to get out. Sarah called "Need and ice pack, or maybe two?" And my brother, Tyler, who was there too, says "Nah, he just needs an ice cube." It was so funny. So then Danny comes and kicks Sarah in the stomach, so she kicked him in the face (He probably didn't feel it because there's so much fat to take the impact...) We swam to the side and got out, where they couldn't splash us or anything. (The reason we didn't get out sooner is because it is actually kind of fun.) So somebody starts throwing insults, and Luke said something, so to "get him back", I pointed at his chest and giggled and went, "You've got boobs." So he pushed me. My uncle and mom saw and came over and started yelling at him.. I'm just like, "Jesus, it's not a big deal!" But they're all like "Yes it is, he touched you."
    So later, we (Sarah, me, Tyler, and my friend Elli) were sitting down and talking at a picnic table. Then someone says, "look, Luke's coming over here with his mom! They probably want you to apologize..." So i figured I might as well since his mom was right there, so I walked over and said "i'm sorry". I thought his mom would yell at me or something. She didn't, but she made Andrew and Danny and Sarah and Elli and me all apologize to each other... We didn't exactly say "i'm sorry" because she was going on about not teasing and all that stuff. But is was ok, cause you see, outside of that ongoing rivalry thing, Danny and Andrew and Sarah and me are friendly and they can be fun... The rivalry is really only about having fun. And it is, with a touch of apprehension and excitement. But anyway, I can't beleive that kid, Luke, went and told his mommy...

    #755 — Comments (1) — Feb 4, 2003 at 5:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm tired of the car stereos that you can hear from a block away.
    I'm tired of answering the phone to find out it's a sales person.
    I'm tired of old people that think because they lived 80 years, they can say or do anything they want. We still have to be civil!
    I'm tired of listening to others' problems, but no one wants to hear mine.
    I'm tired of people who complain how rotten their kids are... this is after 12 hours of daycare, dinner, & then put in front of the tv. How much time did they spend to be complaining?
    I'm tired of seeing teenage girls pregnant... then finding the father of the baby is a lot older... why aren't statuatory rape charges enforced??
    I'm tired of lying politicians, all levels of government.
    I'm tired of people who won't take responsibility for their actions.

    I can go on, but that is my confession... I'm just tired of it all.

    #747 — Comments (3) — Jan 26, 2003 at 12:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I confess that I am tired of constantly getting tailgated. I was on the highway, doing 90, and some jerk was on my butt!! How freaking faster do I need to go??

    #743 — Comments (1) — Jan 26, 2003 at 11:28 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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