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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Watching a famous footballer being interviewed on TV I could not believe the amount of times he said "You know" every time he opened his mouth. Are these people aware that they are saying you know all the time? I have tried to get an e mail address for this particular guy to tell him that I don't know and that is why I watched the program.

    #500 — Comments (8) — Feb 11, 2007 at 7:08 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Correct me if I am wrong, but it would appear that the words I WAS LIKE have almost replaced the word SAID on this site. Example; "I WAS LIKE WOW! AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE WHAT? AND HER BF WAS LIKE COOL"
    What grade of lowlife uneducated moron uses that kind of language and what is more to the point the fucking idiots write like that as well!

    #499 — Comments (13) — Feb 11, 2007 at 7:03 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Up to the age of around 30 my experiences had taught me that females in general were very moody creatures(or so I thought) and should wear a sign about their person to indicate their mood swings i.e. maybe a medallion on a chain which said FRIENDLY on the one side and UNFRIENDLY on the other? They could then turn it depending on how they felt at the time and in turn we (Males) would know how to approach them.
    But how wrong I was!
    I now realise that they are just downright nasty all of the time and it's our (Males) tolerence level which has the swings. Some days we can take the moaning and bitching more than others.

    #498 — Comments (11) — Feb 11, 2007 at 2:32 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I have to fly to Europe on business later this month. Just the thought of flying, let alone it's close to 9/11 scares the hell out of me. I love my job, but I am so distracted right now thinking about all of the "what if's" that I can't sleep at night.

    I have no problem with not bringing on beverages, iPods, etc, but now they are saying no books or magaznes either? What's next - we all are cavity searched and fly naked? (might be fun at that!) Nothing is going to stop these assholes. I'd rather at least have armed military on the planes, out in the open, weapons cocked than to wonder if these could possibly be the last remaining days of my life.

    I'd like to have a career that doesn't require traveling, but for the time being, this is what I have to do. Will the 5 year anniversary of 9/11 be one of reflection, or just more terror? Tick, tock, tick, tock... I'm a nevouse wreck.
    Any advice?

    #497 — Comments (3) — Feb 9, 2007 at 12:17 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I had a minor accident with my car. This young man backed up hitting the back of my car. There was $369.15 worth of damage. I called the police right then and filed a police report.

    The car that my car was hit by belongs to his grandmother.
    He said he has insurance and I guess he does because the police asked to see our insurance card. I called my insurance company and he called his insurance company the next day.

    His insurance company called the grandmother and the boy and they haven't returned their calls. I am thinking that I am going to get screwed over.

    My insurance company told me if I don't here from their insurance company in a week, I should call a magistrate. I don't think that is right. Why should I go through a magistrate. I may be wrong, but I think my insurance company should get a hold of their insurance company and straighten this out. Or my insurance company should send me a check and then get reimbursed by Safe Auto.

    This morning, I called Safe Auto and left a message and hopefully they will call me on Monday. I guess if they don't call me on Monday, I guess I will have to go to a magistrate which I think is a bunch of crock.

    Any advice?

    Thank you

    #496 — Comments (5) — Feb 8, 2007 at 11:52 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    All three were sitting in the oval office and discussing what the head of the penis is for.

    George H: "It's to give man pleasure"

    Condi: "It's to give women pleasure"

    Dubya: "It's to keep my hand from slipping off."

    #495 — Comments (1) — Feb 3, 2007 at 6:48 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate the Pittsburgh Steelers and I live in Pittsburgh!!

    #494 — Comments (9) — Feb 1, 2007 at 3:52 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Just a few things I have to get off my chest.

    I can't tell you how much I despise people who try to trample on the God-given rights of other people.

    I see red everytime I see (and read) these idiots who are continually trying to ban smoking, <i>completely.</i>

    Hey, guess what? Not all smokers are inconsiderate assholes!

    I respect non-smoker's rights to not breath my second hand smoke.

    I'm what some people might call a "considerate smoker."

    I don't smoke in retail stores. I don't smoke in supermarkets. I don't smoke when I'm walking down a sidewalk, and there are other people around. I don't even smoke in restaurants where there are designated smoking areas, because I know there are non-smokers close by who are trying to enjoy their meal. Hell, I don't even smoke in my own damn <i>house,</i> because my wife is a non-smoker.

    I only smoke in 4 different places. My yard, my vehicle, on our (home) balcony, and wide open spaces where there are no people within 30 or 40 feet from me.

    And I'm telling you straight, it has been (literally) at least 4 years since I've seen <i>anyone</i> smoking in a place where it's prohibited. And I live in Atlanta, Rude Capital of the Southeast. (I hate this friggin' place, but that's another story)

    So, the <i>majority</i> of smokers are very well aware of the anti-smoking sentiment amongst so many Americans, and the majority of us try to respect that.

    What gives anyone the right to try to tell me that I can't smoke in my own home, my own car, or anywhere there's not people around me?

    And don't even try to use the argument of "health-care costs," because I friggin' PAY for insurance too! Out the nose.

    How would you like it (and you know who you are) if folks were trying to ban some of your favorite foods (cholesterol, artery-clogging foods such as dairy products) because some narcissistic asswipes feel it's bad for you? Didn't think so.

    I'm also (and my wife) incredibly sick and tired of all the "politically correct" spineless jellyfish in this country. (USA)

    You can't say ANYTHING these days without offending <i>some</i> group of people, <i>somewhere.</i>

    I've been married to my wife for ten long years. We are an interracial couple. I'm WHITE, that's the color of my skin. She's BLACK, that's the color of her skin. That's HER attitude as well.

    She's not some young, impressionable girl, she's retired from the U.S Navy.

    Ask her about being "African American," and she'll tell you, "I was born in the United States, not Africa."

    This crap has gotten waaaay out of hand.

    You even see the police (on TV) calling suspects "a person of interest."

    What kind of shit is <b>that?</b>

    Look, you're either a SUSPECT, or you're NOT! Being a SUSPECT means that sufficient evidence exists for the police to <b>SUSPECT</b> you. DUH!!!

    *Sigh*

    Commo n sense, a thing of the past.....

    #492 — Comments (8) — Jan 30, 2007 at 6:54 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    As a slim and somewhat pretty at the time fourteen year old boy, I had access to the key of my elder sister's apartment and used to visit there often when it was empty. This was quite frequent as she worked as a part of a sales team and would often be away for a couple of weeks or more at a time and being only a ten minute walk from the family house my parents would neither question nor check up on me when I said that I was going to watch TV there to get away from my younger sister for a while. Once there I would make good use of my sister's wardrobe, makeup and wigs and in a very short time could transform myself into a very convincing teenage girl lookalike. At this age almost everything fitted me perfectly apart from her bra's which always need an adjustment as well as filling and her shoes or boots which were slightly on the tight side for total comfort. Once prepared I would go walking in the local park and relish being a girl for as long as possible before having to return home again.

    #490 — Comments (4) — Jan 28, 2007 at 7:20 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

    A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown.

    Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some Radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular State and its laws were made by parliament.

    "If those are not your values, if you want a country that has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television. "Immigrants, not Australians must adapt. Take it or leave it. I am tired of This Nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our Country, and apparently some who were born here, need to understand.

    The idea of Australia being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Australians we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese or Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you want to become part of our Society... learn the language.

    Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push but a fact because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture. We will accept your beliefs and will not question why, all we ask is that you accept ours and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us. If the Southern Cross offends you or you don't like a "Fair Go" then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture but do not force it on others.

    This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other great Australian Freedom: THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

    If you are not happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia, one the Australian law and another the Islamic law. That is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option" Costello said.

    Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country. Education minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who do not want to accept local values should "clear off".

    "Basicall y, people who don't want to be Australians and they don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then they can basically clear off" he said. Separately Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

    #489 — Comments (4) — Jan 28, 2007 at 4:40 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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