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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    So, I've been going to the pool for like the past six years or something with my friend, we'll call her Julia. Anyway, we've had a kind of ongoing fight through the years with two boys, Danny and Andrew. So this year, we were going about it as usual... they'd jump on us, we'd splash them... stupid, etc etc. Now, Danny is big, so his splashes are big, really big... but they had this friend over, Luke (Or "the egg", since he was SOOO FAT and just HUGE!). Anyway, as I said, this kid was huge, but his boobs were especially huge. I mean huge, huge... like bigger than mine or my friend's... The saddest part of it was, he was really young, like 9 or 10 or something. My friend was like "OMG! He's going into 5th grade and his boobs are bigger than mine!" We didn't say anything to his face though. So in addition to adding Luke to their group, Danny and Andrew also got together a crew of 6, 7, and 8 year olds. They would surround the pool and jump on us. We don't wear goggles on acount of the fact that Danny and Andrew steal ours and snap them, as we do to their goggles when the wear them. So everyone is kicking each other and stuff, in fact, Sarah kicked Andrew really hard in the nuts and he had to get out. Sarah called "Need and ice pack, or maybe two?" And my brother, Tyler, who was there too, says "Nah, he just needs an ice cube." It was so funny. So then Danny comes and kicks Sarah in the stomach, so she kicked him in the face (He probably didn't feel it because there's so much fat to take the impact...) We swam to the side and got out, where they couldn't splash us or anything. (The reason we didn't get out sooner is because it is actually kind of fun.) So somebody starts throwing insults, and Luke said something, so to "get him back", I pointed at his chest and giggled and went, "You've got boobs." So he pushed me. My uncle and mom saw and came over and started yelling at him.. I'm just like, "Jesus, it's not a big deal!" But they're all like "Yes it is, he touched you."
    So later, we (Sarah, me, Tyler, and my friend Elli) were sitting down and talking at a picnic table. Then someone says, "look, Luke's coming over here with his mom! They probably want you to apologize..." So i figured I might as well since his mom was right there, so I walked over and said "i'm sorry". I thought his mom would yell at me or something. She didn't, but she made Andrew and Danny and Sarah and Elli and me all apologize to each other... We didn't exactly say "i'm sorry" because she was going on about not teasing and all that stuff. But is was ok, cause you see, outside of that ongoing rivalry thing, Danny and Andrew and Sarah and me are friendly and they can be fun... The rivalry is really only about having fun. And it is, with a touch of apprehension and excitement. But anyway, I can't beleive that kid, Luke, went and told his mommy...

    #755 — Comments (1) — Feb 4, 2003 at 5:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm tired of the car stereos that you can hear from a block away.
    I'm tired of answering the phone to find out it's a sales person.
    I'm tired of old people that think because they lived 80 years, they can say or do anything they want. We still have to be civil!
    I'm tired of listening to others' problems, but no one wants to hear mine.
    I'm tired of people who complain how rotten their kids are... this is after 12 hours of daycare, dinner, & then put in front of the tv. How much time did they spend to be complaining?
    I'm tired of seeing teenage girls pregnant... then finding the father of the baby is a lot older... why aren't statuatory rape charges enforced??
    I'm tired of lying politicians, all levels of government.
    I'm tired of people who won't take responsibility for their actions.

    I can go on, but that is my confession... I'm just tired of it all.

    #747 — Comments (3) — Jan 26, 2003 at 12:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I confess that I am tired of constantly getting tailgated. I was on the highway, doing 90, and some jerk was on my butt!! How freaking faster do I need to go??

    #743 — Comments (1) — Jan 26, 2003 at 11:28 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was in college I couldn't get into one of the cool fraternities..I had to live in the dorms. The jocks teased me a lot cuz I was such a nerd back then so one day I snuck into the locker room during practice and put liquid heat on all their jock straps. The next time they suited up and hit the field for practice they all got a hot itchy suprise in the family jewels.

    #732 — Comments (2) — Jan 19, 2003 at 3:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i confess that i rite alot of these stupid confessions. it started with a couple of true ones, then i started makin things up.
    i don't know why i did it.. i like reading replys. some of my buds have written stuff to.

    #731 — Comments (1) — Jan 19, 2003 at 1:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate my daughter. I wish I had never given birth to her. She is the most self centered and irresponsible person I ever met. The only way she ever does anything is if there something in it for her. She has no conscience and cares for no one but herself.

    #728 — Comments (6) — Jan 19, 2003 at 12:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I confess that I am sick of receiving e- mails:
    A) Promising money or certificates for forwarding e-mails.
    B) That your wish will come true.
    C) That a picture or animation will pop up.

    Does anybody really believe this crap?? Do you think that a company has the ability to track how many e-mails you forward to get a prize? That sounds like "big brother" government tactics. Would you really want someone to track where you've been on the net?

    There are reliable sites on the net to verify rumors, stories, urban legends, and myths. Check them out, bookmark them, and verify before sending out false junk mail, especially to me.

    Thank You

    #720 — Comments (0) — Jan 12, 2003 at 6:32 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I just done having sex with my family when i fell asleep in the chair. If that wasn't bad enough, my cat fell asleep on my lap.
    I realized it was a school day. By the time I got thru my first class, I started my period. I went to the bathroom, but pee sprayed all over the room.
    I went to the office. They called my boyfriend to pick me up. on the way home, i told him I had to poop. Finally i couldn't wait, and I pooped all in my pants. He pulled over and we had sex right on the road!
    His car broke down, and I had to walk past my skanky neighbors. You know the ones- they play music load and want to shoot my dog, but theirs barks alll night. Well, the mom was out and she came on to me! Wow an older woman! I had a lezbeen esperiance.
    She told me once i get to high school, I should learn how to use spell check!!Since this all happened when i wuz younger, like, 13, high skool is a ways off.
    Anyways, when i get older, I want to work in an office so that men can look up my skirt, or i get trapped in a janitor closet with a sex freek.
    Since my sex story may be gross, I came out of the closet when iwuz a kid. If the boss only knew what my confession wishes are, he would have fantastic dreams cuase anything goes!!!!!Any suggestyions? Tell a friend!!!

    #703 — Comments (6) — Jan 6, 2003 at 10:26 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Did you ever sit around with your buddies and see who could tell the biggest story?
    That's what a lot of these stories are - whoppers.
    Even the shows like Springer doesn't have half of the stuff that winds up here.
    Stories of urinating in your clothes, or having a B.M. are rediculous. Anyone past 1st grade learns how to hold, or go before it gets too late.
    I think a lot of people just try to gross everyone else out.

    #701 — Comments (2) — Jan 4, 2003 at 1:31 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have always wanted to try gay sex. I'm straight and have a girlfriend, but have always wanted to try gay sex.

    #673 — Comments (4) — Jan 1, 2003 at 5:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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