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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Hes burning in hell right now lololololololol. Tookie was full of dookie. Karma is just sooooooooo sweet. I only wish they would have killed him sooner, with a more painful method. Ding Dong Tookies Dead!!!!!!

    #385 — Comments (7) — Jun 11, 2006 at 6:05 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm a guy in his thirties and I confess that I can't be around skaters or punks for a long period of time. I look at their skinny bodies, baggy jeans, or their really hot shaggy hair and it makes me get a fucking boner every time! The other day I was on the subway and spotted this thin punker dude with long flowing hair and dirty low rider jeans on. Shit if I didn't almost come in my fucking pants then and there. I went home and jerked off twice thinking about that punker dude!

    #384 — Comments (2) — Jun 10, 2006 at 6:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Girl 1: Do you have anything sanitary? I'm all out and my flow is heavy.

    Girl 2: Do I? Girl, I got something that will keep your flow motherfucking tizzight! (Shows her Roca Pads)

    Girl 1: Motherfucking tizzight?!

    Dash: Wassup, ladies? I'm Damon Dash, CEO of Roc-A-Fella Records, and Roc-A-Fella's about to get all up in that ass, with Roca Pads. Roca pad is 30 percenet more absorbent than the leading brand. So if yo period is droppin, then we catchin it. Hear me?
    It's the Roc, holla!

    Girl 2: So are you feeling fresh now?

    Girl 1: Mmmm, fo shizzle my bizzle! (Bounces her shoulders up and down)

    Girl 2: What are you doing?

    Girl 1: What? Nothing...

    Dash: So if yo bum is leakin, you need to be seekin Roca Pad. It's the Roc!!!

    #383 — Comments (2) — Jun 4, 2006 at 12:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Redman, well, how does it work?

    Well, the motherfucker works, like, spray it in the toilet and the enzymes and shit collaborate together, make some kind of mixture and get all that shit up---you got celery and lima beans and corn and chicken bones and shit in here!

    It was yummy going down!

    If you're not certain why not call on yo man, holla?

    *Redman Potty Fresh. The only toilet bowl cleaner with enzymes and shit that collaborate together to make some kind of mixture to get your toilet bowl sparkling white.*

    You got those awful stains out!

    Flush the toilet with yo pancake ass, Bitch!!

    Oops, sorry, hee hee.

    Redman toilet bowl freshener, I'll get the brown out!

    #382 — Comments (0) — Jun 4, 2006 at 12:29 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I was in my favorite swimsuit, walking to the diving board. All of the boys were looking at me. I jumped down and when I was jumping they were staring at me even more focused. I got out of the pool after my dive and smiled at all of the boys looking at me. I then felt cold air go accross my butt, my boobs, and everything else. I looked down and saw NOTHING BUT MY BODY, MY BUTT NAKED BODY. A guy said, "Hey, nice boobs!" I looked at wear my swimsuit was... at the center of the pool. I turned around, just in time to hear the same guy say, "Hey, nice ass!" I had jumped in to get my swimsuit and got out, holding it against my chest. I walked past a guy and he SLAPPED MY BUTT. I ran to the bathroom fast. All the stalls were taken. I had to stand there, naked. All the girls came out and laughed at me! I ran in a stall crying.

    #380 — Comments (1) — May 31, 2006 at 11:03 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    What's this shit I heard on the news recently where a student was fined $100 for cussing at a teacher. Are they fucking kidding? If that happend at my school, I'd be so much up fucking shit creek-money wise-it wouldn't be funny. I'll freely admit, I have a real trashy mouth and have been cursing ever since I was little. Seriously, the first curse word I remember saying was "bitch" and I was like three or four-and that's no shit! But hey, there are worse fucking things in life, right? I hope the fuckers that made that stupid fucking dumb-ass law about fining people for swearing should be made to all eat shit. It would serve the fucking bastards right

    #379 — Comments (7) — May 30, 2006 at 4:44 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    If you're on the pill and you wind up getting pregnant do you still get a period each month or does it stop?

    #378 — Comments (7) — May 29, 2006 at 9:34 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Ive been having weird sexual dreams, that involve my older sister. Thankfully everytime it happens, I wake up before the sex starts. I dont know why Im having these dreams. I am 23, my sis is 32. I have seen her in bra and panties, so I know where the visuals come from, but I have never lusted for my own sis. Honestly, I never even tried to see her nude when I was younger. Am I a perv or something? I really dont want to have these dreams.

    P.S. I have a girlfriend, I have sex regularly. I also share a house with my sis.

    #377 — Comments (2) — May 24, 2006 at 2:49 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This is a weird question but it is driving me crazy trying to find the answer. I saw a commercial for "Avandia" recently and the man who plays the doctor in it is from some T.V. show or movie I have seen. Does anyone have any idea who he is?

    #376 — Comments (0) — May 20, 2006 at 10:11 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate Tim, look who he's married to. She smelled money got married and knocked up to seal her fortune. I won't be surprise her father (the coach) encouraged her to keep the bucks in the family. Tim hasn't been the same since the bitch got knocked up, she's the down fall. Dumb ass being used and don't even know it. Alimony and child supp coming soon. Typical of those athletes.

    #375 — Comments (6) — May 16, 2006 at 7:55 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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