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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

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  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    a few years ago, in my early teens, my family and i visited florida. we had arranged for my grandmother to meet us there a few days into our trip. i hadnt seen her in years... so the meeting was a bit shocking- she acted quite frail, but she had such a healthy glow to her.. it was weird..

    every now and then- the bitch would let out a loud shriek 'apparently' out of pain. we all knew she was bullshitting us. she just wanted our pity.

    the first night of her visit, we decided she would sleep in the second room of our rented cabin with me, while my sibling slept in the living room on the couch.
    so, around 11 or whatever, we all went to bed. for an hour or so, she rolled about, releasing squeaks from the mattress into the room..... i laid there thinking about how i hadnt jerked off in at least a week... i was SO horny! i couldnt jerk it! she was there! then, all of the sudden, she started to moan! i was horrified! what the hell was she doing!? was SHE masturbating? could she possibly reach her crotch with such a round body? with little strength? was she just in pain? how dare she?!

    the moaning continued on and off, and 3 minutes in, i did it. i couldnt help it! her moans were SO powerful, that i HAD to do it! i laid on my stomach, tried not to be obvious, and jerked off.... all the while, she moaned in pain or pleasure- it was absolutely disgusting, but a bit of a turn on...it was one of the quickest sessions ive ever had, but, ooooh it was worth it!
    for the remainder of her stay, i chose to stay in the living room and pleasure my self on the toilet at night.

    #397 — Comments (2) — Jul 24, 2006 at 5:18 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a kid I was a tomboy, one of the guys rather than the one who fucks them all (sorry Jemma I know this is you). Anyways that changed when I grew boobs and the friendships broke down.

    From the age of 15 I was in a steady 3 and a 1/2 year relationship with an absolute asshole. He was annoying, sarcastic everything I soon realised I did not want out of life. I met a wonderful (so I thought) guy and with my last relationship ending, I gave this one a shot.

    He initially was so possessive, screamed at me if I went out to see a friend, banned me from drinking (which I did every other month if that), got edgy when I was visiting my dying friend in hospital (saying I neglected him). When we spoke on msn I had to set up a private account just for me and him and if I went on other one I got interogated.

    I found out at Christmas that he had lied about one of his friends getting raped just for attention (when he knew I had been raped as well), saw his ex while we were sort of seeing each other and done other things. Stupid thing was I suspected it all.

    Now here is my confession, he has managed to get a ring on my finger and after I graduate from university we are due to get married, seriously am I just a glutten for punishment? I suffered a nervous breakdown last year and those old feelings of depression are creeping back in, I need to stop it...how do I do it?

    #396 — Comments (3) — Jul 24, 2006 at 9:46 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Every year you ask what I want for my birthday with the kids (conveniently?) sitting right in front of us, and every year I provide G-rated suggestions because (call me a prude) its sorta not appropriate to ask for sexual favors in front of the kids. So in the off chance you're reading the rants or looking for a poolboy, even though we don't have a pool, here's what I really want:

    I want to wake up to you sucking my cock. Defined, this means that I'm asleep and you go down on me while I'm asleep, not after 45 minutes of me pretending to be asleep and dreaming of winning the blow job lottery. Please skip the requisite if-I-have-to sigh and eye rolling for one day.

    I want a breakfast including eggs, bacon, and fresh fruit. No carb-packed wheat-byproducts, nothing frozen, nothing out of a box, and especially nothing in individually wrapped servings.

    I want to have a fun day doing anything except what is on the honey-do list. Anything on the do-honey list is perfectly OK.

    Examples:
    Giving me grief while watching Nascar Sunday is not a good idea.
    Giving me head while watching Nascar Sunday is a great idea.
    Asking me to dig some holes in the backyard is not a good idea.
    Asking me to plug your hole in your backdoor is a great idea.
    Taking the kids out for a while and letting me nap would be nice.
    Taking my cock out and sucking it after my nap would be nicer.

    For dinner, I want a slab of red meat. Fresh, premium, not shrink wrapped. BBQ'd, not nuked or broiled. Rare. So rare a good veterinarian can revive it. A tall, cold beer. And fresh vegetables on the side, although it's unlikely I'll eat them, so I don't know why I bothered mentioning them.

    After the kiddies are asleep, I want sex. Uninhibited, sweaty, porn star sex. Gone for the night is the bored housewife in boring clothes reading a boring book, I am going to be the dominant male and you to be my submissive anything-to-please-daddy fuck-slut.

    I want you wearing something erotic. Defined, 'erotic' includes leather, lace, high heels, crotchless, racy, etc. 'Erotic' probably includes that thing you bought for Valentines Day two years ago that never made it out of the drawer. 'Erotic' does not include baggy jammies, grandma underwear, furry slippers, sweatpants, sweatshirts, sweatsocks, or the asexual garments you wear the other 364 days.

    I want my cock sucked again, deep throated, like you can't get enough, and when I cum, I want you to savor it like it's Godiva white chocolate. Don't give me that 'it tastes funny'crap; lick it up and suck it up and smile all the way.

    I want you fucking me like its the last dick you'll be getting for a while. Acceptable positions are on your knees, on top, doggie style, bent over, hanging from the ceiling, pretty much anything except missionary on the bed. Slap your ass cheeks, rub your clit, pinch your nipples, talk dirty, suck me often, and most importantly, finger your ass. Finger your ass until its ready for my cock, then beg for my cock up your ass and fuck it like you did with your pussy.

    When I cum, yes, I'm cumming in your ass. I don't care if you get the runs tomorrow, I am cumming in your ass. Because it feels great. And then I'll fuck your ass until I'm limp and resigned to waiting another 365 days to tap your ass again.

    Because Dear Wife, it's my birthday, my day, and that's what I really want.

    #395 — Comments (4) — Jul 24, 2006 at 6:10 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i want everybody to know that i fucking hate my boss. she is the biggest fucking bitch i have ever met. she fucks her employees and she treats the one's she's not fucking like shit. i hope she dies.

    #394 — Comments (1) — Jul 24, 2006 at 5:18 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i hate loving her, and i love hating her. she is a whore, a bitch, a fake redhead who says its natural. i hate wanting to be her, i hate that she's happy. i hate that she found it so easy to drop me for him. i was suppose to be her "best friend", yet, she ditched me for some guy that she had only talked to on the internet. they hadnt even met in person, and he sent her a plane ticket and she left that day, and even went to bed with him that day. i hope she gets an std. i hope she ends up miserable and i hope she never fulfills her goals in life. i want her to be jealous of me, and i want to stop being jealous of her. i know im better than her, but i still wish she was the one who felt this way over me.

    #393 — Comments (7) — Jul 19, 2006 at 1:47 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    that would be no better than re-electing Bush, you fucking vindictive cocksucker

    #392 — Comments (1) — Jul 18, 2006 at 11:47 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was at camp while i was horseback riding, i really needed the bathroom. when i opened the door, there was someone in there. now, it would have been a lot less embarrassing if we were the same gender, but, hes a boy and im a girl. so were both standing in shock. his willie was in full view. when i could move, i apologized and left.

    Poll: have u ever been wlked on on or walked in on someone?

    #391 — Comments (3) — Jul 10, 2006 at 8:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One day recently I was riding on the subway when I spotted this guy standing on the other side of the platform. I had just gotten on the train and for some reason it remained stopped for about a minute before it started running again. During this time I spotted this youngish looking guy standing on the platform across the station. He was wearing jeans and a coat over a t-shirt. Apparently he decided his own personal needs outweighed the collective good of society, so in full view of everyone on the platform, including all of us in the train, he unzipped his pants, took our his dick and let loose with a hugh gush of piss!
    By the time our train started moving he had finished pissing but he still kept his dick out and even wiggled it around a bit for everyone to see. I have to confess that I'm a bit of an exhibitionist myself and have taken my dick out to piss in public countless times not giving a fuck who sees me. But I've never tired it in such a public place before like this guy did in the subway. Now that guy had balls!

    #390 — Comments (6) — Jul 10, 2006 at 1:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i confess that i am not planning on eating anything tomorrow besides a small lunch and whatever i can get away with for dinner. i confess that i am completely devoted to this goal. i confess that i hate myself. i confess that i want to look like nicole richie or lindsay lohan or any of those too skinny celebrities because then maybe i will be able to love myself. i confess that i think that then maybe someone else will be able to love me. i confess that i know how pathetic this sounds but i don't care.

    #389 — Comments (11) — Jul 8, 2006 at 10:16 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my life is slipping away as i type thisss.

    #388 — Comments (3) — Jul 8, 2006 at 6:57 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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