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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

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    Posted by Anonymous

    Let me start by saying that I created this mess. Now I am looking for advice on how to stop it or let it take care of its self. A couple of months ago my moms job wanted raise money for breast cancer so they had a dunktank set up. My mom was one of he dunkies. Now my mom is only 39 y/o(she had me at 14)lost about 120lbs in the last year,had a tummy tuck and breast implants(38DD's).Hell,she looks better than me. Anyway she was in the dunktank with a bikini on. My husband of the last 10 months was having a ball dunking her in the cool water and looking at her nipples stick out. We ended up taking the tank to our house so we could return it the next day. We decided to have some fum and dunk each other. I put on my skimppiest bikini.Per my request,he put on this white bikini brief that velcroed on each side. I couldn't wait to get him wet so it would become see through. He dunked me first and was enjoying himself because I could see him poking out of his briefs. It was my turn so I told him to have a seat while I used the restroom. My mom happen to come by so I told her to sneek out back and dunk him. She did and surprised my hubby. His brief had become see through and me and mom laughed at him. We were taking turns dunking him.While he was waiting for my mom to re set the seat,he had his hands on top of the glass.My mom reached in and snatched the briefs right off him! I thought this was so funny. There was husband standing next to my mom totally naked. We dunked him a few more times until we let him out. He asked for a towel but I refused to give him one because I liked him naked. Plus mom was enjoying it also. About a week later, mom came over and my hubby was in the shower. He came out in a towel. I made a comment about not being shy now.Next thing I know,he took his towel off and walked around me and mom naked for about 15 minutes. At the time i thought it was funny. Now last week,mom was over again and I had some pictured I wanted developed but had to take a couple more so I told my mom to pose with my hubby. First she sat on his lap and kissed him on the cheek. Then they stood up for the next one. He was wearing a pair of gym shorts with no shirt. My mom grabbed the waistband,pulled it out and looked down his shorts.I now he wasn't wear underwear so she was looking at his dick. My hubby just stood there smiling.
    I know I encouraged this behavior before but now I don't like it. If mom feels she can look whenever she wants,next will come touching,ect... My man doesn't like to wear clothes anyway but there need to be limitations.
    Am I over reacting? I need advice before I make a fool of myself.

    #264 — Comments (6) — Feb 15, 2005 at 10:15 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A funny experience I had to share. I was keeping my wife company in line while she waited to pee in a porta potty at a local outdoor fair. The young woman (18-20) ahead of her was very desparate and dancing around. As we got closer to the porta-potty I noticed it was a men's model with a urinal that had been re-signed as a women's restroom. I also noticed that the plastic hose from the urinal was detached from the holding tank and was poking out from under the door. The hose and pavement under it were dry meaning no women had used the urinal. The woman ahead of us entered the porta-potty and shortly we heard the loud sound of splattering on plastic instead of quiet tinkling into liquid. In seconds pee started pouring out of the hose and onto the street. The woman was obviously using the urinal. My wife and I had to take a few steps back to avoid the forming lake of pee. People in line behind us were both horrified and laughing. This girl had quite the bladder. When she finally stopped there was a puddle about 1 meter square right in front of the door. When she opened the door and saw the puddle, she realized what had happened. She hopped over the puddle and ran off very red in the face.

    It begs the question. - How many women out there use the urinals when provided in a private setting such as the porta-potty???

    #263 — Comments (3) — Feb 15, 2005 at 4:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I came home to my apartment tonight (it's a 3 bedroom apt) and all the doors to all the rooms were open. I called my parents to see if maybe one of them stopped by to pick some things up since they're moving into a house and I'm getting my own apartment, and they said they never came over. I went all thru the rooms and it doesn't look like anything has been touched or taken. I know I didn't open those doors, so I'm thinking someone from the complex office came in here without me knowing it because the door was locked when I left this morning and my family and I are the only ones who have keys to it except for the office. And our lease doesn't have a clause in it that allows them to show the apartment off when we're not here or without our permission. And I have no solid proof that they've been in here.

    So my question is, is there a way I can set up some booby traps that will catch whoever is coming in here, and what kind of booby traps? I am thinking of setting up my computer camera to record images if there's movement, but I'm not quite sure how to do it, and I want to scare the living hell out of whoever is coming in here when I'm not home. Please give me some suggestions because I don't like the fact that these people are coming into my home without my permission.

    #262 — Comments (3) — Feb 14, 2005 at 9:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I had unprotected sex a couple days before I was due to get my period and now I've been having a lot of cramps, breaking out a little, and I've been more hungry. That always happens to me before I get my period but it isn't coming. I should have gotten it yesterday. Do any signs show up right after you actually get pregnant? I thought it was less likely to become pregnant if you were almost on your period? Please help.. I need it.

    #261 — Comments (2) — Feb 14, 2005 at 10:07 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I've been fantasizing about getting gangbanged by a group of frat boys.

    #259 — Comments (4) — Feb 9, 2005 at 10:32 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This isn't a confession but I was just wondering for any rolling stones fans about a song by them. There's one that's really trippy and sounds like something psychadelic in the beginning and it's been in the Simpsons a couple times. Once when Lisa was put under at the dentist and she had a hallucination. It's that type of song. Can anyone help me out?

    #258 — Comments (2) — Feb 8, 2005 at 9:46 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    after a barbeque last week at my sisters house .. i took the spare room with a girl i've been dating for some time. in the early hours of the morning i awoke to go for a pee and heard obvious moaning noices downstairs, i had a quick pee and crept halfway down the open planned stairs....i noticed my sis on a sofa with her legs high and spread with a man fucking her, also i saw a older women sat at her side sucking her breast. i watched as the man shot his load over my sisters boobs and watched as the naked woman licked it off her and rubbed it into her skin...the woman then started to give my sister oral while another man stood at one side wanking himself off...i sat on the top of stairs and wanked myself off also...i came when this man took over and shoved his dick in my sisters mouth she seemed to love every minute, being licked out and giving oral at the same time. should i be ashamed or is this normal ...i'm 29 my sister is 25 ??

    #257 — Comments (4) — Feb 7, 2005 at 3:18 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i really fucking hate these bastard fucking immigrants coming into our fucking country and taking the piss out of our benefit society and the nhs why don't they fuck off back to where they came from why the fuck should they be allowed into our fucking country.it fucking winds me up makes me want to vote for the bnp.

    #256 — Comments (20) — Feb 7, 2005 at 1:28 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I can't seem to stop eating.

    This morning, I had a bowl of bran cereal with dried fruit and 1% milk.

    Then, I had juice as a mid morning snack.

    So far so good, right?

    But now, I'm eating two Lean Cuisine entrees for lunch. And I know that I won't be satisfied afterwards, so I'll end up eating a whole pint of strawberries with sugar and whipped cream.

    I'll probably be okay until about 5:30 when I start fixing dinner for my family. Then I will start snacking again. I'll eat bits of lettuce, tomato, etc. as I chop veggies for the salad. Then, I'll nibble on cheese and crackers as the casserole bakes. Finally, when I pull the rolls from the oven, I will eat at least two hot and dripping with butter before I set the napkin-wrapped bowl on the table.

    Then I will eat a full dinner followed by a huge slice of angel food cake with more strawberries, sugar, and whipped cream.

    Lastly, I will have a huge mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and an amaretto cookie before I got to bed.

    This is basically what happens every day. I start off good, but by lunch I overeat. I try to have healthy foods, but I crave sweets. My family complains if there aren't starchy things and desserts in the house. I think I am addicted to my nightly cocoa and cookie because I've had it every night for 15 years and I can't fall sleep without it.

    I've done and failed every diet you can name. My doctor says I am only 25lbs overweight, but I'd like to lose 50lbs.

    #255 — Comments (2) — Feb 7, 2005 at 12:26 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a skin condition that is a rare form of acne. It flares up when I am sick or under a lot of pressure --any time my immunine system is stressed. I can take medication for it, but the pills make me fat.

    Next week, I leave for college. I keep hoping my face, back, and upper arms will be clear when I arrive on campus, but things keep happening to stress me out. My mom didn't want me to go so far away (12 hours by car) so she is driving me nuts about getting my car a tune-up, etc. Also, my bf wants to "do it" before I leave.

    #254 — Comments (1) — Feb 6, 2005 at 7:08 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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