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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    when i was at camp while i was horseback riding, i really needed the bathroom. when i opened the door, there was someone in there. now, it would have been a lot less embarrassing if we were the same gender, but, hes a boy and im a girl. so were both standing in shock. his willie was in full view. when i could move, i apologized and left.

    Poll: have u ever been wlked on on or walked in on someone?

    #391 — Comments (3) — Jul 10, 2006 at 8:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One day recently I was riding on the subway when I spotted this guy standing on the other side of the platform. I had just gotten on the train and for some reason it remained stopped for about a minute before it started running again. During this time I spotted this youngish looking guy standing on the platform across the station. He was wearing jeans and a coat over a t-shirt. Apparently he decided his own personal needs outweighed the collective good of society, so in full view of everyone on the platform, including all of us in the train, he unzipped his pants, took our his dick and let loose with a hugh gush of piss!
    By the time our train started moving he had finished pissing but he still kept his dick out and even wiggled it around a bit for everyone to see. I have to confess that I'm a bit of an exhibitionist myself and have taken my dick out to piss in public countless times not giving a fuck who sees me. But I've never tired it in such a public place before like this guy did in the subway. Now that guy had balls!

    #390 — Comments (6) — Jul 10, 2006 at 1:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i confess that i am not planning on eating anything tomorrow besides a small lunch and whatever i can get away with for dinner. i confess that i am completely devoted to this goal. i confess that i hate myself. i confess that i want to look like nicole richie or lindsay lohan or any of those too skinny celebrities because then maybe i will be able to love myself. i confess that i think that then maybe someone else will be able to love me. i confess that i know how pathetic this sounds but i don't care.

    #389 — Comments (11) — Jul 8, 2006 at 10:16 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my life is slipping away as i type thisss.

    #388 — Comments (3) — Jul 8, 2006 at 6:57 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The only thing good about christmas is when its all over; unless of course your in a business that profits from it.

    #387 — Comments (1) — Jun 22, 2006 at 5:25 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I am a part time squaddie in the British Territorial Army. We had an exercise the other month where me and a number of mates had to play at being corpses after a simulated gas attack at base. I was picked up off the ground,slung over a shoulder and dumped on a pile of other "dead" troopers in the back of a vehicle and driven off to an area where we were hauled out,i identiciation tag tied around a boot and rolled into body bags. Thing is I shot my load spontaneously whilst I was piled up with my mates as we were being driven along,we were all acting limp and with the jolts on the road our bodies naturally created a heat and rolling sensation that really made me bone hard and come.

    #386 — Comments (5) — Jun 12, 2006 at 8:08 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Hes burning in hell right now lololololololol. Tookie was full of dookie. Karma is just sooooooooo sweet. I only wish they would have killed him sooner, with a more painful method. Ding Dong Tookies Dead!!!!!!

    #385 — Comments (7) — Jun 11, 2006 at 6:05 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm a guy in his thirties and I confess that I can't be around skaters or punks for a long period of time. I look at their skinny bodies, baggy jeans, or their really hot shaggy hair and it makes me get a fucking boner every time! The other day I was on the subway and spotted this thin punker dude with long flowing hair and dirty low rider jeans on. Shit if I didn't almost come in my fucking pants then and there. I went home and jerked off twice thinking about that punker dude!

    #384 — Comments (2) — Jun 10, 2006 at 6:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Girl 1: Do you have anything sanitary? I'm all out and my flow is heavy.

    Girl 2: Do I? Girl, I got something that will keep your flow motherfucking tizzight! (Shows her Roca Pads)

    Girl 1: Motherfucking tizzight?!

    Dash: Wassup, ladies? I'm Damon Dash, CEO of Roc-A-Fella Records, and Roc-A-Fella's about to get all up in that ass, with Roca Pads. Roca pad is 30 percenet more absorbent than the leading brand. So if yo period is droppin, then we catchin it. Hear me?
    It's the Roc, holla!

    Girl 2: So are you feeling fresh now?

    Girl 1: Mmmm, fo shizzle my bizzle! (Bounces her shoulders up and down)

    Girl 2: What are you doing?

    Girl 1: What? Nothing...

    Dash: So if yo bum is leakin, you need to be seekin Roca Pad. It's the Roc!!!

    #383 — Comments (2) — Jun 4, 2006 at 12:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Redman, well, how does it work?

    Well, the motherfucker works, like, spray it in the toilet and the enzymes and shit collaborate together, make some kind of mixture and get all that shit up---you got celery and lima beans and corn and chicken bones and shit in here!

    It was yummy going down!

    If you're not certain why not call on yo man, holla?

    *Redman Potty Fresh. The only toilet bowl cleaner with enzymes and shit that collaborate together to make some kind of mixture to get your toilet bowl sparkling white.*

    You got those awful stains out!

    Flush the toilet with yo pancake ass, Bitch!!

    Oops, sorry, hee hee.

    Redman toilet bowl freshener, I'll get the brown out!

    #382 — Comments (0) — Jun 4, 2006 at 12:29 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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