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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    i have a friend who has all kinds of girls all over him but he isnt the best looking and is a complete asshole to all of them. now on the other hand he is out going while im not but i still talk to them and am just about the nicest guy you could meet. so why dont they show any intrest toward me at all?

    #220 — Comments (9) — Oct 16, 2004 at 12:11 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    She said that she had missed me tonight. Drunkenly, of course, but that was always her way. Dead sober as I was, I knew that I'd missed her too, and told her so. She looked at me with a funny face. Maybe she hadn't known then...but it was no matter. When did she decide that she missed me? While fucking my friend? It's 3am, she's probably getting pounded by him right now. Though I don't hold much malice for any of them. She has become part of an all to familiar pattern, dated, dumped, then dated again. Chicks just get used to me after a while, I guess. I came to a hard realization tonight, after thinking for a while. So many "if only she'd done...if only he'd done..." enough to fill a book. I haven't said anything like that in a while. Why can't people understand, that sometimes, both people end up loosing? Why does somebody always have to "win?" So we both somewhat agree that there was something there, but it's now fucked up. And that is the way of the world.

    #219 — Comments (2) — Oct 12, 2004 at 3:01 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I live with my family and my boyfriend. I recently gave birth to a baby boy, and I get no help whatsoever from my boyfriend in taking care of him. I work part time, I go to school full time and I take care of my child with the help of my family, and my boyfriend does very little if anything at all to help me out. He balks if I ask him to feed the baby or watch him while I do my school work. He only works 3 days of the week; the other 4 that he's home, he sleeps and sits around on his lazy ass doing nothing. I'm so fed up with him I'm ready to slit his damn throat. Talking to him about it gets me nowhere, it just goes in one ear and out the other. I'm at the point of where I'm ready to slit his goddamn throat.

    So therefore I'm ready to seek some pretty nasty revenge on him and I need some ideas. I figure I'll spike his soda and toothpaste with ex-lax, and maybe fuck a few of his electronics up with some epoxy or super glue (can't wait to see the look on his face when his Playstation 2 won't work and all the games are screwed up too, same with his prized DVD collection!!). I thought about putting Nair in the shampoo, but we both use the same bottle of shampoo. Does anyone know if sandpaper can screw up a razor really good? I figure a few really nasty nicks on his face will piss him off very nicely. And any ideas as to what I can put into his aftershave that'll really make him "feel the burn"? I don't want to mess with his car because that'll just cost ME money to get it fixed since I make more than he does. Anybody else have any really good ideas of what I can pull off that's really subtle yet really good and vicious? My goal is to slowly drive him insane and make him unbearably miserable. Any suggestions would greatly be appreciated. Thanks!

    #218 — Comments (7) — Oct 11, 2004 at 1:09 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was a kid I was in a cult. I grew up with no family, and I was trained to fight and kill People when I was 3. When I was 11yrs. I killed about 4 people already, The man that took care of us was in his late 60's and he had us Torture People and bring them back to where we stayed. In 1974 the People in the little town burned our home down, There were three of us and the old man, I was the youngest, But one of us died as well as the old man. I got out alive with second degree burns on my right hip and legs. I still have the scars of my past, my burns and satanic tattoos I had from the time I was am infant. I am now living in the United States ever since I was 12; a missionary group helped me to get here. I grew up in foster care when I came to the United states, No one new who I were and what happened to me.

    I am dealing with this very recent because after all these years, I decided to take classes at a University and I read in a book about the incidents that dealt with my past in the late 60's and early 70's. I am now 39. I have two kids and I am haunted by my past. I am afraid to tell any of my friends, I am ashamed to get therapy. I don't want my kids to find out. I even fell ridiculous to writing this. What can I don't feel fit to live anymore.

    #216 — Comments (5) — Oct 9, 2004 at 11:58 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    My nephew's wife is HOT. She's 5'7", short blonde hair, small frame, nice small tits, and an incredible sexy ass.
    I fantasize about sucking her pussy. I imagine it's sweeter than a Georgia peach!
    I'd like to sit her on my lap, and fuck the hell out of her.

    #215 — Comments (7) — Oct 9, 2004 at 10:38 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    OK, you need to keep in mind that we are only 5 years apart in age, and not far apart intellectually.

    I am really turned on by intellegent men, and I always have been. Once I start engaging in intellectual debate with a man, it always turns me on to some degree. But this man is absolutely brilliant. We are engaged intellectually on an almost daily basis, and it gets me so hot! Sometimes, when we are really getting deeply into a discussion, I just want to tear his clothes off and throw him down on the desk and...well, you get the idea.

    #214 — Comments (4) — Oct 7, 2004 at 8:45 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I made a mistake by clicking on the "check this out" banner while I was surfing the net last month. I also made another huge mistake by putting my email address to enter a "raffle" without thinking, I usually know better. As a result of this, The next day I got 12 email spam on my inbox, the next day there was 38. I tried clicking on the "unsubscribe feature, that made it worse because the next day after that I got 94 new spam.

    Now it is about a month and I am rolling in at 286 spam a day. I have to check my email three times a day to delete and control my account. I don't want to try filters cause they have a high risk of filtering the wrong emails. I can't change my email address because I had it for years and I am waiting for important email replies, job related etc. What to do? This is beyond ridiculous.

    #212 — Comments (1) — Oct 6, 2004 at 10:53 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Why is it when you call for the cops they take an entire century to show up?

    Last year I was almost attacked. I called the police from my cell phone while the attacker was still there taunting me, I begged and pleaded for the police to hurry come. The Police took an hour and fifteen min to show up. They told us no units were in the area at the time.
    I am sure if they got a call about a dead body being found, about 20-30 units would show up in less than 5 min. so why is it I am a living person in a life or death situation and they don't show up in sufficient time?

    #211 — Comments (9) — Oct 6, 2004 at 7:46 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    ok lazy bumm co-worker. we work night shift so nobody ever sees him being lazy but me. its me and him only in this 7 story office building from midnight til 8am answering phones. he never even tries to pick up the phone he just sits there and cruises the internet printing out crap on the company dime. then we get little tasks to do. like fold letters and put them into an envelope and seal them with a glue stick or to put dividers into a folder and clip them. only 150. he never finishes his work because he starts it at like 6:30. so it compounds up on him and he bitches about having to do more work than everybody else. he also sleeps and SNORES!!!!
    but the best part i have a high tech phone that takes pictures and voice memos. so tonight i took about a dozen pictures of him sleeping over a span of about an hour and recorded his snoring OVER THE PHONE RINGING and of course him not waking up(i used the company phone and called our 1-800 number.)
    sooo....what to do with it...hmmm....???
    ok i am not evil but hes racist and extremely dumb. example he says sharks do not get bigger than 3 feet. and if they do its rare. we live in Southern California. come on puhleeze.

    #209 — Comments (17) — Oct 5, 2004 at 7:13 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I have a local pool hall that I hang out at regularly on Friday nights with some of my girl friends. We usually all meet after work to relax and unwind and just have some fun, especially after rough weeks at work. Well there is this one guy there named Dave, he's a total asshole, and I absolutely can't stand him. He thinks he's such a big shot and goes around like he's god's gift to women, even though he has the face of a car accident victim. One night he got pissed at my best friend because she put him in his place and he went to spit on her, and I stepped in to hit him and we ended up getting into a nasty fight that resulted in him being arrested.

    Well anyway, last night he was up at the cash machine that's inside the pool hall and I needed to get some money too, so I stood back at a distance waiting my turn since I needed some cash to pay my tab. Well he did his transaction and left, and as I got up there, I saw there was still money lying there. I grabbed the money and counted it, there was $120 he left lying there. Dave was REALLY drunk, so I figured he probably wouldn't even notice it was gone. Well I pocketed the money and walked away, paid off my tab, and my friend and I treated ourselves to a nice expensive dinner courtesy of Dave.

    #208 — Comments (3) — Sep 30, 2004 at 9:10 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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