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  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Just a few things I have to get off my chest.

    I can't tell you how much I despise people who try to trample on the God-given rights of other people.

    I see red everytime I see (and read) these idiots who are continually trying to ban smoking, <i>completely.</i>

    Hey, guess what? Not all smokers are inconsiderate assholes!

    I respect non-smoker's rights to not breath my second hand smoke.

    I'm what some people might call a "considerate smoker."

    I don't smoke in retail stores. I don't smoke in supermarkets. I don't smoke when I'm walking down a sidewalk, and there are other people around. I don't even smoke in restaurants where there are designated smoking areas, because I know there are non-smokers close by who are trying to enjoy their meal. Hell, I don't even smoke in my own damn <i>house,</i> because my wife is a non-smoker.

    I only smoke in 4 different places. My yard, my vehicle, on our (home) balcony, and wide open spaces where there are no people within 30 or 40 feet from me.

    And I'm telling you straight, it has been (literally) at least 4 years since I've seen <i>anyone</i> smoking in a place where it's prohibited. And I live in Atlanta, Rude Capital of the Southeast. (I hate this friggin' place, but that's another story)

    So, the <i>majority</i> of smokers are very well aware of the anti-smoking sentiment amongst so many Americans, and the majority of us try to respect that.

    What gives anyone the right to try to tell me that I can't smoke in my own home, my own car, or anywhere there's not people around me?

    And don't even try to use the argument of "health-care costs," because I friggin' PAY for insurance too! Out the nose.

    How would you like it (and you know who you are) if folks were trying to ban some of your favorite foods (cholesterol, artery-clogging foods such as dairy products) because some narcissistic asswipes feel it's bad for you? Didn't think so.

    I'm also (and my wife) incredibly sick and tired of all the "politically correct" spineless jellyfish in this country. (USA)

    You can't say ANYTHING these days without offending <i>some</i> group of people, <i>somewhere.</i>

    I've been married to my wife for ten long years. We are an interracial couple. I'm WHITE, that's the color of my skin. She's BLACK, that's the color of her skin. That's HER attitude as well.

    She's not some young, impressionable girl, she's retired from the U.S Navy.

    Ask her about being "African American," and she'll tell you, "I was born in the United States, not Africa."

    This crap has gotten waaaay out of hand.

    You even see the police (on TV) calling suspects "a person of interest."

    What kind of shit is <b>that?</b>

    Look, you're either a SUSPECT, or you're NOT! Being a SUSPECT means that sufficient evidence exists for the police to <b>SUSPECT</b> you. DUH!!!

    *Sigh*

    Commo n sense, a thing of the past.....

    #492 — Comments (8) — Jan 30, 2007 at 6:54 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    As a slim and somewhat pretty at the time fourteen year old boy, I had access to the key of my elder sister's apartment and used to visit there often when it was empty. This was quite frequent as she worked as a part of a sales team and would often be away for a couple of weeks or more at a time and being only a ten minute walk from the family house my parents would neither question nor check up on me when I said that I was going to watch TV there to get away from my younger sister for a while. Once there I would make good use of my sister's wardrobe, makeup and wigs and in a very short time could transform myself into a very convincing teenage girl lookalike. At this age almost everything fitted me perfectly apart from her bra's which always need an adjustment as well as filling and her shoes or boots which were slightly on the tight side for total comfort. Once prepared I would go walking in the local park and relish being a girl for as long as possible before having to return home again.

    #490 — Comments (4) — Jan 28, 2007 at 7:20 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

    A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown.

    Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some Radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular State and its laws were made by parliament.

    "If those are not your values, if you want a country that has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television. "Immigrants, not Australians must adapt. Take it or leave it. I am tired of This Nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our Country, and apparently some who were born here, need to understand.

    The idea of Australia being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Australians we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese or Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you want to become part of our Society... learn the language.

    Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push but a fact because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture. We will accept your beliefs and will not question why, all we ask is that you accept ours and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us. If the Southern Cross offends you or you don't like a "Fair Go" then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture but do not force it on others.

    This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other great Australian Freedom: THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

    If you are not happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia, one the Australian law and another the Islamic law. That is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option" Costello said.

    Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country. Education minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who do not want to accept local values should "clear off".

    "Basicall y, people who don't want to be Australians and they don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then they can basically clear off" he said. Separately Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

    #489 — Comments (4) — Jan 28, 2007 at 4:40 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Heres my story...i knew a girl named Casie for 4 years before i met the woman i'm current married to, ironicly enough, also named Kaycie (same name, different spelling). i've alwasy been great friends with the first, and when she lived near me we dated and i've always felt a love for her that i've never had with anyone else before. but then i met my current wife a couple years after casie moved and she had me doing some of the dumbest things i've ever done...joined the army for one...so after knowing her for 5 months i proposed to her, then went to basic training for 6 months, came back and got married 2 months later which i thought was way too soon at the time, but still went through with it. We had only known one another for a little over a year when we got married...and only been physically together for 7 months. well, we've been married since march and now i'm wanting out...it was a huge mistake as i know now i still am in love with casie, just as i always knew i was...why i proposed, i dont know...many of my friends and family members think it was a mistake and many think i did it because kacyie reminds me so much of casie...i'm really at a loss of things to do here...i know i should be going to a real counselor but money is tight so i'm turning here with the off chance that someone insightful says something...

    #488 — Comments (7) — Jan 21, 2007 at 10:34 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm this young dude and confess that I love driving around dressed in women's clothes, getting out of my car, going in takeaways and all night garages, and being seen by people. What a fucking buzz. Of course one time I did this and was spotted by these three punkers who had a good laugh at my expense. I thought they were rather cute though, even when I was getting punched in the gut by one of them before they left me. And would you believe I was right back in women's clothing the next day. I'm such a slut.

    #487 — Comments (2) — Jan 20, 2007 at 4:27 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was told that you should take your coffee like you like your women. I take mine with a shot of vineger, so it's hot, black & nasty.

    #486 — Comments (1) — Jan 20, 2007 at 3:34 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    okay this isn't the first time i've fell in this situation but i wish it was the last
    im not going into great length because i think it'll bore all
    its just its this guy that i've known for 3 years and he's liked me all of them but i've never and still am not attracted to him yet we hang out and talk and shop at walmart but i won't hug him shake his hand or anything like that. i've even let him spend the night twice and i promise nothing happened, but see there came this big argument because he and someone else i know has close dealings and i guess he started feeling stronger for me and asked would i sleep with him and i said no yet i feel like crap and were not dating can anyone make any sense out of this. ?

    #484 — Comments (5) — Jan 18, 2007 at 7:54 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I'm one angry man. I honestly don't like the feeling, I just can't seem to help it. I'm not abusive to anyone, in any way, and never have been. Just wanted you to know that before I rant. These are thoughts I've kept bottled up for years.

    I was a military policeman for 10 years, and I can tell you first-hand that 99.9999999999999999% of all people (especially adults and spoiled, angsty-for-no-good-reason teenagers) are completely worthless, dumbass, two-faced jizz-buckets. Here are just a few of the things that I hate.

    I fucking HATE drug dealers. From the top of Shit Mountain (cartel leaders) to the bottom of the colostomy bag (street dealers). If I were God for half a day, every last one of those filthy, shit-sucking toilet stains would begin dying slow, horrible deaths. They are the #2 reason that society is on the verge of collapse.

    And I fucking hate drug USERS. They are the #1 reason that society is on the verge of collapse. I hate it even more when drug users whine and cry about how their lives have ended up so miserable, ironically, because of drugs! Well guess what, you knuckle-headed, weak-willed fucking MORONS? You KNEW what drugs would do to you BEFORE you ever took your first hit!! I have no sympathy for you! None!! You knew!. You DESERVE your misery! You practically ASKED for it! Asked for it, hell, you freaking PAID MONEY for it! Don't come crying to me, sub-moronic asswipes!

    There's not a single person on the face of the earth that DOESN'T know what drugs do to people! If I paid some thug to beat my ass with a baseball bat, don't you think it would be pretty fucking stupid of me if I complained about the pain afterwards? How can people be so fucking DENSE????

    I also hate people with no COMMON SENSE. Blaming murders on video games! Stupid pricks! 50 years ago you didn't see any pussy-ass eggheads blaming a bank robbery on the fact that the guy watched a movie about a bank robbery, did you? Course not.

    What the hell has happened to God Damn common sense and sanity????????

    The sorry-ass, belligerent, dickheaded ass-clown who pulled the trigger is the freakin' GUILTY PARTY, asshats! Is an alien race beaming a "stupid ray" down on the human population? Are there only 293 human beings on the earth who are immune to it? WTF is WRONG with people?

    And since when should a stupid, shallow, worthless piece-of-shit show like AMERICAN IDOL be a more newsworthy item than a MISSING CHILD in North Dakota? That airtime (national news channels) could have been used to aid efforts to find that little girl! "Court TV" were the only ones (national) who cared enough about that missing child to carry continual coverage of it.

    Jesus Christ! I don't give a RAT"S ASS about some glory-hound minded, shallow motherfuckers who's greatest ambitions in life are to be worshipped by mindless human sheep! Fuck American Idol! Watch something educational! Watch the History Channel! Don't let the fact that you may actually LEARN SOMETHING frighten you! Watch A&E!

    God I'm so tired.

    And while I'm at it, just where are you anyway, God? Where were you when that innocent, beautiful, helpless little girl vanished in Minot, North Dakota, while millions of spell-bound zombies watched news stories about American Idol on Fox News and CNN?

    I would have saved her, if I could.

    Where were you the day our beautiful, 12 year old son passed away in Johnson City Tennessee, April 14th, 2003 ?

    I would have saved him, if I could. .........

    Well, that's the answer I expected. (No answer at all) If you were standing before me, in human form, I would tear your fucking throat out with one hand. And you'd better know I mean it too. If you even exist.(?) You know, most days I feel as if there's only about 10 people on this entire, stinking cesspool of a planet that I give a tin-whistle about. THATS ALL.

    #481 — Comments (54) — Jan 4, 2007 at 10:22 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    it really pisses me off when people bitch about the US government keeping information from the public. jesus! if the government believes information should be kept secret, then it SHOULD be kept secret.
    i saw, on history channel or something, that it is rumored that the base 'area 51' has moved to montana or wherever. why? PARTLY because its borders were being invaded by silly civilians. because the secret base was no longer a secret and moron civilians tried and STILL try to bother with our government's secrets. there is a reason things are kept secret. we should respect that!
    WHAT ALSO REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THE FACT THAT there are actual people living in the states today that truely believe we never landed on the moon! HOW INSULTING! what the hell is the deal with that!?

    #480 — Comments (7) — Dec 27, 2006 at 11:29 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Ok, very basic question here, and please don't respond with "there is no God" blah, blah, blah...seems someone has to write this regarless of the topic.

    My question is, why does the goverment allow the production of cigars and cigeretts? They want to control every aspect of our lives, do they want people to die? Is it to keep the population down and the big drug companies and hospitals in business? Nothing good comes out of smoking, we all know that. (I, myself is a former smoker, 11 yrs clean)Is it a persons "right" to kill themselves with this product? Isn't it strange that RJ Reynolds has a web-site promotig not smokng and the dangers there of?

    #478 — Comments (26) — Dec 18, 2006 at 8:10 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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