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Anything Goes
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!

Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.

Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A few years ago I spent the summer in Spain. One Sunday morning in Barcelona I had to pee and it got worse and worse. I found a big, swanky hotel and dashed to the Ladies Restroom. I could hardly keep it in. It was closed for cleaning and a large female cleaner was outside. I made for the men's room next door, but she stopped me, shaking a finger. I took out some money and offered her about a buck. No go. I stuffed some more bills in her hand and pushed her aside. The men's cubicles were like small boxes, completely enclosed. I raised the seat, pulled down my clothes and fired away. After about five seconds I paused, shifted my aim to the left and gushed the rest all over the floor (had to be a bit nimble to miss my shoes!). Then, so there could be no misunderstanding, I wiped myself twice and left the tp in the puddle. I left in excellent spirits. It's called getting your money's worth!

    #660 — Comments (0) — Nov 29, 2003 at 5:10 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I dreamt I met a women that looked like Abby from "ER". It was instant love. In the dream, I felt like I was totally in love.
    I woke up, still happy from that feeling.

    #633 — Comments (2) — Nov 19, 2003 at 11:54 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    this isnt really a confession, but more of a question. theres this guy i like at school who likes me back, but hes not the type of guy i usually go for. But thats not why im wondering, theres this other guy i like at school who likes me a little bit, but doesnt talk to me so much ( the other guy does) and hes the exact type of guy i like--blonde hair, blue eyes, shaggy hair, funny, wild-dazed side. what do you think i should do? or is this a no brainer and i should obviously go out with the guy who talks to me? imean, ive liked the blonde haired guy for almost 4 years now and im practically in love with him

    #596 — Comments (15) — Nov 14, 2003 at 12:43 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i want to try an alcoholic drink (something harder than wine or champagne) but i dont know how to come across it. we have none in our house and i always think that i could go over my grandparents house and when there not in the room i could sneak in the kitchen and steal beers out of the fridge, is this sick or wrong? please tell me what you think!

    #595 — Comments (7) — Nov 14, 2003 at 12:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I've always heard that one should always count their blessings. I would like to say that I'm thankful....

    That my hearing allows me to hear car stereos from two blocks away...

    That my body doesn't require a lot of sleep from my neighbor revving his car engine all hours of the night...

    That my parents overcame their lack of style to teach me how to wear pants that stay up, or wear a hat straight...

    That television was actually educational and taught me "to give a hoot and not pollute"...

    That parents, schools and church taught taking responsibility for my actions...

    yes, I really am thankful!!

    #590 — Comments (1) — Nov 10, 2003 at 1:05 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ...... and now I feel fat.

    #588 — Comments (1) — Nov 9, 2003 at 7:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Heard an interesting conversation between two young ladies as they walked passed me and entered a club on Tuesday night. One of them said to her friend "So, you'll keep buying the pints until I have to pee?"
    Her friend replied, "Yes, the longer you hold it the more pints I have to buy. When you've had your first wee you then have to buy the pints for the rest of the night."

    Sounds like an interesting game!!!

    #547 — Comments (3) — Sep 30, 2003 at 4:15 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ive always wondered what to say when a guy says, has anyone ever told you youre cute/pretty/beautiful, because a guy told me that and i didnt know what to say because a couple guys have told me that before. Are you supposed to say oh nobodys ever said that to me, and act happy or do you just say yeah someone has?

    #537 — Comments (6) — Sep 25, 2003 at 2:50 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    He comes home after work, sits on the couch and ignores me.
    I try talking, and get nowhere.
    A little affection, maybe? NO.
    So this morning I pooped in his favorite shoe. That will teach him not to change my litter box!
    Meooowww : )

    #534 — Comments (3) — Sep 22, 2003 at 2:13 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Anything Goes —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I just had a really good bowel movement. It was about 14" long, and curled up like a snake in the bottom of the bowel.
    A little cleansing with a baby wipe, and I feel great!

    #526 — Comments (8) — Sep 16, 2003 at 10:23 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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