Anything Goes..
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!
Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.
Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
If you can't quite figure out where to put your confession, then this might be just the place!
Did you do something wild on your trip to Europe? Do you fantasize about your therapist ..or your patients? Do you park in handicapped parking spaces? Did you steal a pack of gum from the grocery store? Need to get something off your chest, something you did or something someone did to you? Tell us all here at Anything Goes.
Tell us all about your experiences. Tell us your best or your worst. We want to know.
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— Anything Goes —Today my cat fell over the balcony of three stories. I rushed her to the vet, she was in so much pain. One of my neighbors said "its just a cat". At the vet, they give her pain killers, kept her overnight and will take X-rays in the morning, that's if she makes it through the night. My 7 year old saw it happened and was crying all the way to the vet. I can't stop thinking about this cat all night. She did not land on her "feet", she broke her jaw, possible leg and among other things.
The thing is, I am feeling so guilty because there are human beings that are suffering in this world and there are people who has lost a real person close to them. Here I am worried about a "cat". Is this ok? I cared for this cat for the eight 8 1/2 years of her life, I don't want to see her suffer it was not a pretty sight. Any who understands with COMFORTING comments? please post, Thanks #277 — Comments (6) — 3/26/2005 at 9:12 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Anything Goes —I'm 45...near blind in one eye, hearing loss in both ears, have to wear arch supports, take minerals for my knees, sleep with a breathing machine, and suffer from depression. I just feel so fucking old. I don't want to imagine what shape my body will be in 5, 10, or 20 years. #276 — Comments (6) — 3/26/2005 at 11:18 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Anything Goes —Do computer classes teach how to use "spell check"?
My Gosh people, get with the program!! It is really distracting to read poor spelling.
Do you not get graded for spelling anymore?
I realize a lot of these posts are from younger persons, and it sad to see that our
educational system is failing in basic teaching such as proper spelling. #275 — Comments (7) — 3/21/2005 at 11:23 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1) -
— Anything Goes —I came into the lunch room and saw a devil's food cake with a slice taken out it. I figured someone had baked it at home and brought it in for the office. I cut a generous slice, wolfed it down and had another. I had just finished and thrown away my plate when a large group of my co-workers came in. My boss said "WHat happened to Geena's cake?" Everyone looked and one of my coworkers said "I only left it alone for 10 minutes and half of it is gone!" Everyone started talking about how terrible it was that someone ate Geena's birthday cake. I didn't fess up since I hadn't eaten the first slice. #274 — Comments (1) — 3/14/2005 at 7:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Anything Goes —I just love it when a lady crosses her legs. Am I alone? #272 — Comments (2) — 3/10/2005 at 10:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Anything Goes —I spent the first day packing my belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day I had the movers come and collect the things. On the third day I sat down for the last time at my beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When I finished, I went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. I then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When my X husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit... Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. One day I called the X, and asked how things were going. He told me the saga of the rotting house. I listened politely, and said that I missed the old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce my divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back... Since he figured I had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if I were to sign the papers that very day and of course I agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, the X and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... ...including the curtain rods. #269 — Comments (13) — 2/24/2005 at 5:17 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Anything Goes —yeah, i wanna be a skinny girl
i eat a big meal, then i hurl
i can't tell if im pregnat, my periods late
cause i wanna be ultra skinny like Mary Kate
yeah, i wanna be a skinny girl!
to be skinny, i'd sell my soul
all my food is in the toilet bowl
yeah i wanna be a skinny girl!
when i'm done pukin, the odor lingers
cause im tickiling my throat with my fingers
yeah, i wanna be a skinny girl!
boys, taking me to dinner is such a waste
cause stomach coming up is all i taste
yeah, i wanna be a skinny girl! #267 — Comments (11) — 2/23/2005 at 4:15 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Anything Goes —I had sex a couple days before I was due to get my period and he didn't come inside me and to my knowledge all of it went on my stomach. Now I have my period but it isn't as strong as it usually is. I recently started taking calcium to make my cramps be less strong but now I'm worried that there's a chance I am pregnant. Is there any possible way I can be pregnant but still have my period? Usually it lasts about 5 days but I think it is already done and I've only had it for 2, maybe 3 days. Please help. #266 — Comments (11) — 2/17/2005 at 1:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)
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— Anything Goes —I am very upset! I have been stressed out for a while now. so I planned a weekend trip to this nice hotel with a private pool in the room. I have a young daughter so I really wanted to do this for her as well. I made a mistake and told a very close friend of mine about my little weekend get away, which is friday night to sunday morining. Big mistake!!!!!!!
All I did was told "holly" to visit for a couple of hours on saturday being she is stressed as well. Holly somehow planned to spend not only this fri night but sat as well. she is here as I type... Entertaining some guy outside to the pool!!!!! I am so pissed my daughter and I are so uncomfortable. Why did I let this happend?
I have been doing alot of thinking as I type I think I am going to somehow ask her not to spend the saturday(tommorrow)night here with us. I feel real bad about this but I dont know what to do, she is really close to me. By the time anyone applies to this message I will already do the deed. But I am open to any comments. Yes I know I am a real idiot to invite her for even the couple of hours in the first place. All I wanted to do was to share a little with her. #265 — Comments (1) — 2/16/2005 at 11:02 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Anything Goes —Let me start by saying that I created this mess. Now I am looking for advice on how to stop it or let it take care of its self. A couple of months ago my moms job wanted raise money for breast cancer so they had a dunktank set up. My mom was one of he dunkies. Now my mom is only 39 y/o(she had me at 14)lost about 120lbs in the last year,had a tummy tuck and breast implants(38DD's).Hell,she looks better than me. Anyway she was in the dunktank with a bikini on. My husband of the last 10 months was having a ball dunking her in the cool water and looking at her nipples stick out. We ended up taking the tank to our house so we could return it the next day. We decided to have some fum and dunk each other. I put on my skimppiest bikini.Per my request,he put on this white bikini brief that velcroed on each side. I couldn't wait to get him wet so it would become see through. He dunked me first and was enjoying himself because I could see him poking out of his briefs. It was my turn so I told him to have a seat while I used the restroom. My mom happen to come by so I told her to sneek out back and dunk him. She did and surprised my hubby. His brief had become see through and me and mom laughed at him. We were taking turns dunking him.While he was waiting for my mom to re set the seat,he had his hands on top of the glass.My mom reached in and snatched the briefs right off him! I thought this was so funny. There was husband standing next to my mom totally naked. We dunked him a few more times until we let him out. He asked for a towel but I refused to give him one because I liked him naked. Plus mom was enjoying it also. About a week later, mom came over and my hubby was in the shower. He came out in a towel. I made a comment about not being shy now.Next thing I know,he took his towel off and walked around me and mom naked for about 15 minutes. At the time i thought it was funny. Now last week,mom was over again and I had some pictured I wanted developed but had to take a couple more so I told my mom to pose with my hubby. First she sat on his lap and kissed him on the cheek. Then they stood up for the next one. He was wearing a pair of gym shorts with no shirt. My mom grabbed the waistband,pulled it out and looked down his shorts.I now he wasn't wear underwear so she was looking at his dick. My hubby just stood there smiling.
I know I encouraged this behavior before but now I don't like it. If mom feels she can look whenever she wants,next will come touching,ect... My man doesn't like to wear clothes anyway but there need to be limitations.
Am I over reacting? I need advice before I make a fool of myself. #264 — Comments (5) — 2/15/2005 at 11:15 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)