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Embarrassing Moments
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Lesbian Female / 35

    Drunk Barefoot King

    On Halloween I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Court Jesters carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

    The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

    Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

    Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His Fucking Feet in the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened. Then the Jesters carrying King Feet accidentally dropped King Feet onto my table knocking over my food and worst off all toilet water Spilled out and went everywhere soaking me and several other diners as now this Burger King officially stunk like Feet and Shit Toilet Water.

    Then King Feet recovered from the embarrassing Fall as he now had his hands on my Whopper as he put his Foot in my Whopper and Sucked his Toes on my Whopper. I was so pissed I took the King's Scepter and hit him with it as he slipped and fell on his own toilet water and then hit his head on his Toilet Throne as Burger King employees grabbed and then began to drag this drunk, half naked ass buffoon out of Burger King.

    My Halloween was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.

    #45888 — Comments (0) — May 29, 2020 at 9:31 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It.
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    Straight Female / 34

    since lockdown i`ve became quite lazy in what i wear around the house sometimes i would only wear a house coat all day or a summer dress have not worn underwear for months now i live with my son (16) and my daughter (10) (no husband) over the last week or so i have noticed my son sneaking a look at my body and to be honest its giving me a tingle, when i`m in the garden i have started to flash the people who may walk past yesterday i was sitting there in the sunshine eyes closed dress pulled high pussy on show to all whe i got a tap on the shoulder i jumped with a start legs closed, it was 1 of my sons friends he was smiling and just asked if josh was in i told him to go straight in , i then noticed he had his phone in his hand, i dont know if he took pictures or even a video,
    the thought of pictures of my body being passed to all of my sons friends might be embarrassing but it also excites me

    #45879 — Comments (1) — May 28, 2020 at 11:27 PM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove It.
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    Straight Female / 24

    I once had slipping pills mixed in my drink in a party and woke up later laying on the floor naked with everyone looking at me. A week later someone sent me a video clip with four guys giving me oral sex. The girls that had been there told me I was so drunk I took my clothes off myself and seemed happy it happed to me.

    #45854 — Comments (0) — May 27, 2020 at 6:21 AM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 28

    I have a pretty easy job that I can do from home. I do cad work to spec from company enineers and customers. I'm very good and efficient so it's a secure way to earn a living. I also have a separate workshop whaere I have a few machines I use to create my own designs.

    My neighbor is an older lady who lives alone and I help her with some minor maintenance and yard work frequently.
    She's very active and keeps herself in good shape, still looks nice in a modest two piece swim suit. She has two daughters who live out of town and they don't get home very often.

    When it's nice out I usually join her on her lanai to watch tv or just talk half the night. She told me she was planning to sel her house and move toa local retirement community. One of her daughters was coming in to help her dispose of her lifetime of collections and memories.

    A few days later she came in to my shop and said her daughter would be a few days late and ask if I could help her get started. Sure, I said, I need a few hours to finish my work and I'd be right over.

    After we worked a few hours boxing up things to go to storage it was time to go relax on the lanai. As we sat there sipping on wine coolers she looked at me very serious and said, I want you to fuck me. I almost dropped my glass. I had never thought of having sex with some one as old as my grandma. I mean, she was still built really good and everything she had was in the right places, but she was till ages older than me. She knew I was shocked and not too keen on sticking my dick in her. She patted me on the arm and said, just think about it.

    I was busy for a few days and as soon as I was free I popped in to see her. She was wearing flimsy shorts and a wifebeater. Don't know what came over me but I said in my best cowboy drawl, Ma'am, I come to give you a fuckin'.

    Oh, she said, I have the perfect place ready in the loft. The loft was light and airy an gave a view of the whole first floor and the back yard. I undressed her and laid her down on the day bed. She watched as I pulled my clothes off. I bent down and started to eat he pussy, I didn't believe she would get very wet , but she did. Don't worry about me having an orgasm, I just want to feel your dick in me. I went as slow as I could so she could enjoy it as long as I was able.

    I could feel her getting more and more energetic, she was pushing her mons into me harder and harder trying to get as much dick as she could. Finally I heard her making small quick moans and that triggered me in to thrusting faster and harder to catch up and I was just starting to nut when I heard "MOTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" We were already cumming together and now we had an audience! We lay there breathing hard like a couple of long distance runners, looking over and seeing her two daughters and their teenage girls wathing grandma get fucked.

    #45849 — Comments (0) — May 26, 2020 at 8:47 PM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 22

    I was masturbating at an adult book store 4 months ago. While I had my pants around my ankles and my dick out my briefs the woman who cleans walked in on me! All she said was oh oops sorry. She even looked at my dick and smiled! I promptly put my dick back in my briefs, pulled my pants up and left

    #45821 — Comments (0) — May 25, 2020 at 9:48 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
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    Bi-Sexual Male / 18

    I just tried to suck myself off and ended up jizzing all over my face and in my mouth. I usually like it when guys cum in my mouth or on my face. It turns out I donât like it when itâs my own semen.
    I feel gross.

    #45816 — Comments (2) — May 24, 2020 at 5:54 PM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 18

    My aunt caught me masturbating this morning. Itâs hot in the house so I was naked on my bed jerking off.

    Iâm 6 inches cut with saggy balls. And Iâm shaved, not a fan of pubic hair.

    As I was really into jerking off my aunt walked in to set my clean laundry on my dresser. She saw my dick in my hand going at it!

    She immediately said oh shit sorry. As she walked out she picked my briefs up that were on the floor. I had coconut oil all over my dick so it was looking all shiny.

    Once I was finished I showered and got dressed. And I went out I go the kitchen. It was a bit awkward! My aunt straight up asked âso thatâs where my coconut went?â. I said yes. She said itâs okay, I got a jar in my bedroom for giving handjobs and for your uncle to use. I was surprised she said that! She told me that when I needed more just to ask for another jar, she understands guys urges. She told me not to be embarrassed by what she saw.

    Little back story, I moved in with my aunt and uncle years ago, both my parents are dead.

    #45813 — Comments (1) — May 24, 2020 at 10:34 AM — That's Juicy! (10) Remove It.
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    Bi-Sexual Male / 34

    My mom walked in on me shaving my pubes off yesterday evening. I was tired of my bush so wanted to go back to shaving for the summer.

    She walked in as I was shaving my shaft and balls, I already had the bush shaved off. First thing she asks is why Iâm shaving that body area. I told here itâs cooler and more comfortable in my underwear.

    My mom is kinda old fashioned, she obviously grew up in a time when no one groomed their pubic hair. She has a bush and my dad has a bush. My mom thinks only women groom their hair.

    Did make things any better that I was fully erect while shaving! My mom noticed I was circumcised, I got circumcised when I was 27. She asks why and when did I get that done. I to,d her when I got it done and told her I I kept getting infections so it had to get cut.

    She asked why I never to,d her about it. I told her my penis is my own personal business lol.

    #45812 — Comments (0) — May 24, 2020 at 9:46 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 46

    This probably happened in 1988 oh, I was a freshman in high school in Central kentucky. I had turned myself into the Rock and Roll Rebel, the Guns n Roses Appetite for Destruction record come out and I was in love. I was too cool for school and one about the following all the rules. But my fourth hour teacher did not share my philosophy and we clashed quite a bit. She had me in her silent lunch is quite often. This is where you went and got your lunch tray came back to her classroom and Spencer lunch sitting there and you couldn't talk. That lunch time was precious for us and it sucked.v
    she also gave me several and there was one point where she moved my desk and put me over in the corner by myself. I did not like someone in exercise power over me. And she punished me quite a bit.
    I was in one of her silent lunches one day and I was talking or something. She instructed me to go to the office and see the principal. High straight out refuse to go and then she told me again to go. So I refused again. She got up and she walked out of the class. I assumed it was to go get the principal and I was looking at being suspended. At home now probably would have got me grounded and would have been a little bit of a hassle but I would have felt like I kind of want to stand off. So I just kind of hung out while she was gone no big worries
    She returned in less than 15 minutes but the principal was not with her, instead she was carrying a paddle. The paddles that were used to spank kids all the way through school. But I didn't think in high school, I hadn't seen anyone get paddled or even heard about it. But when I saw her holding that paddle I got a really bad feeling and I was kind of shocked. I determined that if she was intending to use that on me it just wasn't going to happen. I didn't have a whole lot of time to think about it before she was at my desk telling me to get up. I think I tried to resist and she very sternly told me again. So I just got up as I was told and she took me into this little side room off the classroom. I walked in and she walked behind me and shut the door. So there I stood really nervous about what was going on here
    At some point I lost my coolness I wasn't missed your call anymore, I was begging her to let me go to the principal's office instead of what she had in mind. She told me what she had in mind and then I was going to get Three Lakes with that paddle. I did everything I could to talk her out of it but she had made up her mind. I guess I would have liked to have refused her but it was hard she by this time had become very commanding.
    She had me move over towards the well where there was a table that was attached. Be happy face the wall and then she told me to bend over take the position before I knew it there I was in position freaked out and scared. I hated getting paddled oh, I've been paddled twice and 7th grade at it and I didn't like it at all. This was really uncomfortable and I couldn't believe she's about to do this
    Then she took the title to my butt and gave me those free slots and boy did it hurt I was very upset and extremely embarrassed. All the seven or eight kids that were in the silent lunch would have heard the loud wax I was really upset and that was on fire
    Having to walk out of that little lab room and back into the classroom and take a seat was one of the most painful moments of my high school. The little metal chair I was sitting in was very uncomfortable or I just been paddled and I was really embarrassed he had told me before I left the room that she was going to keep that paddle for a while just in case you needed it for me. After that day my behavior drastically changed in her class and we never had any problems again. By the end of the year I started to like her and I respected her play embarrassment and shame of being paddled at faded and I wasn't as bothered by. Today I have to give that teacher credit that she handled that perfectly. She had one or a little war there was no doubt. Although she did have that secret weapon the wooden paddle. Man that paddling hurt was the worst one I've ever gotten at school... The end

    #45799 — Comments (2) — May 23, 2020 at 8:40 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Straight Male / 43

    So Iâm a virgin. I still live with my mom, big house so just never felt the urge to move out. Plus I built an apartment above the garage for me to stay in if I felt the need. Usually I just sleep in my bedroom in the house.

    My mom had two of her friends over yesterday. It was 11am and I was still sleeping. I was up late working. I woke up around noon and got out of bed to go pee. I only sleep in briefs, tighty whities to be exact. Thatâs what Iâve always worn.

    I had a very hard morning wood and it was tenting my briefs some. I walked down the hall to the bathroom and my momâs friend walked into the hallway to use that bathroom. I couldnât hide so I said you go first. She looked at my briefs and said looks like you need to go worse then me so you can go first. Iâm 7â and very thick so when Iâm erect itâs definitely a bulge in my underwear.

    After peeing I put my hard dick back in my briefs and stepped out of the bathroom telling her I was sorry for her seeing me in only underwear. She said oh no worries, been years since Iâve seen a man in his briefs. She told me the last time she saw a guy in his underwear was 17/years ago before her husband died and he wore white briefs too. But he wasnât as big as me!

    She reached out and touched my bulge as she said that. I was already hard but got harder. I went back to my room and jerked off. I think she wants dick

    #45795 — Comments (0) — May 23, 2020 at 12:18 AM — That's Juicy! (10) Remove It.
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