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Embarrassing Moments...

We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.

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My girl friend and i met this really cute guy at the beach.
He is drop-dead gorgeous

He tells us he has a boat and asks us to go water-skiing.

Well, we meet him to go waterskiing ... she is wearing a pretty basic swimsuit ..nice , flattering one piece and I have put on my hot pink tie bikini ...cut right in all the right places.

She is pissed because she thinks i am trying to steal him from her.. hey alls fair in love and gorgeous hunks

After us individually waterskiing for a while, she suggests... why don't we try tandem... both of us skiing ... and I say sure..

Well , i should have seen it coming... we are waterskiing and of course i am really showing off ... 0she crosses behind me and yanks at the strings of my bikini top ...grabs it off me ... and lets herself fall into the lake ..

There i am ....topless on the tether and bright red and dying of embarrassment

He is in hysterics and whistling at me and even snaps a picture of me...i could have died... ... i try covering up and fall into the lake....

He picks up my girl friend and she had conveniently "lost" my top when i fell and it gets worse...

As I go to scramble into the boat,I have him turn around so i can put the teeshirt on he offered me

My girlfriend is still facing me and is in hysterics ...tells him...quick turn around ..and she snaps another pix there
I am wearing a tee-shirt on the side of the boat and my bare butt (!)(!) is on view for them to see ....my bikini
bottom was gone too

i drop to the floor like a caught fish ..not knowing what to cover up first... and which way to lay down...dying of embarrassment....and them in hysterics..... i cudda died

#1941 — Comments (5) — 4/1/2002 at 3:18 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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Here is an april fools joke that my husband played on me this year .

Dan and I used were executives at the same company . After a year , they had moved the office so that it was about an hour and a half from our home.

So each day we would take turns driving . One of us would drive and one of us would nap until we got close to the office. My hubby and i are really deep sleepers .

Well , Dan arranged the schedule so he would drive on April 1st and I would nap. He also knew that he had an visit with one of the company's clients for a couple of days and he would be out of the office but he agreed to drive me in as promised then head to the client's office.

Well, we had stayed up late the night before and that morning i was really tired and was glad for the nap, never giving any thought that it was April's Fool's day.

Well Dan dropped me off at the office and then went on his way. As I came into my office section, all the girls in the secretary pool began to giggle as i passed them.

Finally, reaching my office, my secretary broke into a giggle. I asked her what was so funny and she said let's go into the bathroom and and you will find your answer. So i went in, and looked at the mirror ...and gave out a shriek ... there in the mirror was my face and a little art work had been added by Dan. On my face was drawn a big black mustache and a little goatee.

Dan later confessed that while he was driving and i was fast asleep, he had pulled into the rest stop , pulled out a washable marker he had hidden in his pocket . He then drew the mustache and goatee on my face and the brat never said a word. He also sent me a bouquet of flowers ..with a card saying "april fools ... funny face.

But I wasn't mad , in fact, had my secretary take a picture just for posterity and wore his design most of the day...
When i got him on the phone... i warned him..
Don't even think about sleeping .... you will know when or where but i will get you and get you good i will... thats a promise you can count on.

#1923 — Comments (2) — 3/31/2002 at 12:55 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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I am a early morning delivery man and leave each morning around 4am . So as not to wake up my sweet wife , i usually lay out my clothes the night before , then dress in the dark. After work , I go to the gym and take with me my sweats and stuff , to change from my work clothes.

Well, one night , I went as usual to the gym and as i started to change , all my friends started to laugh hysterically and whistle at me
I asked them what was so funny and they said "go look in the mirror" ... I did and there i saw what they were laughing at ...

Apparently my wife had pulled a "switch" on me after i went to bed ... for there i was ...wearing a pair of pink see-thru silk boxers ..instead of my usual Joe boxers.

She confessed later that she had switched them to give me a laugh...

#1918 — Comments (0) — 3/31/2002 at 9:21 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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It happened this summer when my girlfriend,diana, was hosting a pool party for some of our friends.
I was laying on a lounger , catching the rays half-asleep.
I heard sounds around me but not really wanting to disturb my relaxed mood.

Well i hear my girlfriend giggling and she is in a mischievous mood.
I hear the kitchen screen door and soft steps next to me.
and Diana is softly saying ... ARTY...ARTY... are you awake...and she is touching my hands and the top of my swimtrunks .. not sure if i am dreaming but got me tingling.

I just layed there enjoying the sun on my face.

Then giggles and weird sounds ... PSSSSSHT .... PSSSSSHT ...

Some stupid bug is using my face as his landing zone ..on each cheek then my forehead...dern bug.. and i take my hands and brush my face AND
i wake up startled .. my face feels all mushy and i jump up and everyone around me is laffing their heads off and had a great kodak moment

There I am .... face covered with whipped cream, which was in my hands , and my swimsuit , was down by my ankles and I am neked as a jaybird ..
Diana had filled my hands with whipped cream and opened the strings of my trunks and loosened them so they were just hanging on me .. then she had tickled my nose with a piece of grass ... I did the rest..... could have died...

Diana is doubled over in laughter and my face is red as a beet ...trying deparately to cover myself up ..but spreading the whipped cream all over me ..
An then genius that i am .. tried to chase her and get even and tripped with my butt sticking up. (|)(|)
Very em-bare-ass-ing ...though i laffed evently too

AND PAYBACK IS A DISH SERVED COLD.... WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT ....AND BOY DID DIANA PAY FOR THAT PRANK....

BUT THATS A STORY FOR LATER...

#1884 — Comments (4) — 3/30/2002 at 3:33 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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Oh, the horror. I was a dorky, awkward, chubby, hormonal 8th grader, who of course, was best friends with the school hottie that everyone adored. She was a 7th grader, naturally blonde, innocent, hilarious, good-natured, just too perfect.

Well, I was a habitual masturbator, I'll admit it. I could barely contain my horniness as a preteen. I would please myself with whatever I could find-a plastic bag-covered lotion bottle, my finger, whatever. I came across one of my sister's pom poms one day, and noticed it had a dick-shaped, soft plastic handle. I stole it and tried it immediately. It became my favorite dildo.

Well, I was masturbating in the bathroom when my mom yelled from upstairs that my perfect friend had stopped by to visit me. I was almost coming and didn't want to quit til I was finished, so I shimmied over to my nearby room and closed the door, leaning against it to finish the job. There I was, up against the door with this fluffy white pom pom between my legs, moaning with pleasure. I orgasmed, pulled the pom pom out, and tossed it behind the dresser, and pulled my pants up, thinking I would run upstairs to greet my friend. Suddenly, she jumped out from UNDER MY BED, yelling, "Surprise!!" My mom had let her come in before I could. I nearly died. Had she seen me??? I couldn't tell for sure, because she did not let on that she knew. I think she was just being nice, not letting me know that she had witnessed my horrible act. Maybe it scared her to death, too!! That was one of the most mortifying experiences of my life!! After that, I made sure to always look around the room before playing with myself.

#1834 — Comments (2) — 3/14/2002 at 6:25 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

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I've always been the uptight, straight-laced type of person who never does anything too naughty or out of the ordinary. One night, when I was about 18, I was hanging out at my friend's apartment. She was younger than I am and had a serious boyfriend and baby. He was a possessive, insecure butthole, and he always made little come-ons to me right in front of my friend. I liked him when I first met him, but it all went downhill from there. I never told him to his face that I didn't like him, though. Anyway, I was drinking with my friend and her boyfriend wasn't drinking, and I had, oh, about 5 too many. All I remember is that I had turned to a pool of jell-o on the couch and I heard my wasted friend and her completely sober boyfriend muttering something. Next thing I knew, he was on top of me with his tongue in my mouth. I remember yelling, "Nuh-uh" and shoving him off with all my might. That was all I remember. My friend and I never discussed that night until about 2 years later. She confessed that she ordered her boyfriend to come kiss me because it made her horny at the time, and she also informed me that her and I had a heavy make-out session....yep, us two girls. I was horrified and embarrassed, because, like I said, I would normally never do that kind of shit. I have never told another soul about that.

#1831 — Comments (3) — 3/14/2002 at 6:10 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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Once me and my boyfriend decided to go out one night but i needed to take a shower. So im in the shower and the next thing i know he opens the curtain and takes a picture me. Of course i was totally nude. The worst thing about it is he made doubles, and gave one to his best friend.

#1830 — Comments (3) — 3/12/2002 at 6:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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I was at home wondering around and my sister had three of her girlfiends over, and i was wearing those snap lock track suit pants and as a joke my sister ripped them off in front her girlfriends and me exposed to them all as i was wearing no underwear. they all had the biggest smiles on their faces...me well!!!!

#1824 — Comments (3) — 3/10/2002 at 8:02 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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Me and my friends went out one night to t.p. houses. We brought along hard-boiled eggs because they smelled extra stinky. I through an egg at the door of this one house just as it was opening. I hit the man who opened it in the crotch. We turned to run and my snap off pants got caught on a bush. They ripped off. I just started my period so they were stained red. Then the sprinklers turned on and I tripped over a sprinkler-head. My tube top fell down and my boobs flopped out. To make everyting worse, it was my crushes house and he had been watching the entire time. My friends didn't tell me about me shirt until we'd walked two blocks away.

#1819 — Comments (2) — 2/28/2002 at 3:11 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

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im so emareassed rite now becuze, just like the other retards on this bored, i caint spel or stukshure a sentanse ito eny bettre way. Y am i so stoopit? dose this here webpaige only get sint out too traler parcks in alabamma?
Duhhh...i wished i haid a cooherent thot in mi heid.
why o Y did i et led paint chips as a litel kid?

#1792 — Comments (7) — 2/16/2002 at 2:26 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)

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