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Embarrassing Moments
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    OK well some friends and I went out on a Saturday night to go Disco dancing! Dancing is the bomb and we love to boogie to those 70 songs. My friend was anxious to meet an onine friend there that night but when we finally met him he asked her about me! I felt really stupid but anyway we were dancing having a good ol time I had on my cool platforms on and was dancin up a storm when I guess I had been boogie'n too long and lost my balance on those dumb shoes and fell backwards into some guy that was dancing! Oh boy did I feel dumb, poor guy I bet he thought I was plastered or something! Well guess I won't be wearing those shoes out the next time I go!

    #1829 — Comments (14) — Apr 11, 2001 at 3:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    SigHz... I slipped and fell flat @ taman Jurong bowling centre.. SO paisei... My ball when straight into the long kang... I swear never to visit tt bowling alley again :(

    #1808 — Comments (2) — Apr 10, 2001 at 3:39 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The Scene: Several friends and I are drinking at a beach on some rocks. This girl (lets call her "Susan") that I liked is there.

    I some how manage to be holding "Susan's" lighter. She goes to light a cigaratte, "Bob, could I have the lighter?"
    My drunken reply "I'll trade you for a kiss"

    (Now by this time I have had queit a few shots and can barely see straight.)

    Susan's reply "alright"
    I am exicted! Nothing like daring yourself to do something and having it go in your favor. We stand up begin a nice french kiss...

    and the next thing I know I'm face down on the rocks with a throbing head!! I had fallen mid-kiss and slammed my head on the rocks!

    That was embarrassing enough plus all my friends had to witness it!

    #1781 — Comments (3) — Apr 7, 2001 at 1:32 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Once I fell asleep on top of my boyfriend after making love. We were both beat (exhausting love making). I woke up about an hour later, I think he was snoring, and realized I had drooled an enormouse pool on his chest. I quickly tried to grab the sheet and wipe him up but he woke up and saw it all. He doesn't like me to fall asleep on his chest anymore. Too bad, it's quite a chest.

    #1726 — Comments (3) — Mar 15, 2001 at 10:20 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    Ok, let me set the scene. My good friend got married at her house in her backyard. After the pictures were over, I ran upstairs to change out of the bridesmaid dress. It was dark outside and the lights were on inside. I'd just put on a rayon knee-length dress and without realizing what I was doing, stopped in front of a window to buckle my sandal. I wasn't thinking about the fact that my panties showed when I bent over and I also didn't think about the fact that my rear end was inches from a curtain-less window. As I stood up after suddenly realizing where I was, I saw my Mom frantically waving to me in the midst of a large crowd. She was trying to tell me to move away from the window. According to her I managed quite a thorough panty shot. UGH!!!

    #2916 — Comments (0) — Mar 10, 2001 at 11:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Being a dumb freshman in college, I actually took my English professor seriously when he said to everyone, "please come to my office hours so we can all discuss your individual progress, or the next paper" or whatever.

    So I did. And soon I was going there every week. We'd spend 5 minutes talking about class and the next hour talking about me. And even though I sensed he was taking more than a passing interest, I didn't say anything.

    And so it was, since I was looking for part-time work, he said he knew people, give me your resume, I'll see what I can scare up for you. The next week he said, let's meet my friend downtown for lunch, we can talk about work.

    I should have known this was all a ruse. I thought he was serious. So I went. When he got there, no one met us. He excused himself to make a phone call, and he said his friend had to cancel.

    Then we had lunch and Kir Royale the rest of the afternoon. I think I had about six of them. He wanted to go to this dive bar afterward, but I said no cause I was too drunk.

    When he dropped me off, he gave me a hug. For some reason, I agreed to meet him for dinner again the following weekend. But after a week of major angst over the whole situation, I didn't go. He showed up at the appointed time wearing a tuxedo of all things, and I found the balls to say, No, this was inappropriate. I wasn't interested.

    Tru ly embarrassing for me the rest of the semester. He never gave me shit about it, and I still got an A in the course.

    Later on I found out the school made him take a sabbatical because he was seriously hitting on the students, took them to bed, until finally one girl complained. Another said he attacked her.

    I feel bad for never having said anything. I should have, but I was embarrassed, and I was being an idiot. Even if I was naive at the time.

    #2523 — Comments (2) — Mar 5, 2001 at 1:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This was years ago, but the thought of this event still makes me feel humiliated.

    An old girlfriend and I started going out when I was a senior in High School, and she was a junior. The summer after I graduated we had some fun times, but the next school year, I was off to college and she was still in high school. I went to school close by, so we continued to see each other ... but eventually things just didn't work out.

    A month or so after we broke up, she invited me over to her house to watch a movie with some friends - since our break-up was not a bad one, I decided what the hell. I still regret it, because it turns out there were only three people there that night: me, her, and a friend of mine whom it turns out had started to date my ex.

    As we sat there and watched the movie, they were not shy about displays of affection, and I got very upset and angry. I don't recall many details about the end of the night, but I think I stormed out, humiliated ... I have no idea why they invited me over.

    About six or eight months later, she invited me to her place again, and this time it was just her and I ... and we took it to third base as if nothing had ever happened. It was very weird.

    #2245 — Comments (0) — Mar 3, 2001 at 12:04 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My husband had to go to court one morning, and did a bad thing and got dressed in the dark.

    So he goes through the whole 3-hour ordeal, arguing in front of a bunch of people, saying hi how are ya to a bunch of people then walks out to his car with a friend of his who he met up with.

    As my husband is getting in the car, his friend says, "Dude, you have one black shoe and one burgundy shoe on."

    And my husband, being the wittiest person on the planet, says, without missing a beat, "You know, I have a pair exactly like this at home!"

    Of course I would have died.

    I did sort of the same thing cause I wear these thigh-high nylons. And I never buy the same color. So I go to work one day with Sandy Beige on one leg and Cinnamon on the other leg. And as I'm sitting outdoors at lunch with a co-worker, the sunlight makes it very obvious and he notices.

    I wish I was as witty as my husband.

    #2088 — Comments (1) — Mar 1, 2001 at 1:54 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One night, my boyfriend and I came home really late. So I slipped out of my jeans and underwear, both at the same time, like a snake, and threw the whole thing in a heap on a chair. The next morning, we went out to breakfast. So we took a shower and I just slipped on the same pair of jeans I had on the night before. So we were walking down to the breakfast place with his friend who was joining us and my boyfriend notices this lump right around my thigh. I have no clue. But as I keep walking, it moves down my leg. So we stop and work it out of my pants and I pull it out. And it's my panties that I had on the night before. Talk about embarrassing. Well, at least it was black and really sexy.

    #1910 — Comments (0) — Mar 1, 2001 at 12:17 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This was a while back, but it got me quite a reputation in boot camp ... I was training to drive an M60-A3 tank at Fort Knox in Kentucky. The Drill Sergeants were the Tank Commanders, and we peon soldiers were the driver, gunner, and loader - it was my turn to drive. Driving a 50-ton hunk of metal is a rush, to say the least.

    So, I'm told to back up, and hold one of the treads, which essentially makes a slow backwards turn. I'm merrily going about my drinving business, swinging the t-bar to turn and giving the beast some gas when another drill runs in front of my field of vision, arms waving frantically. I stopped immediately, and was told to shut down.

    When I emerged from the turret, I saw that the back of the tank was about a foot and a half from the Captain's jeep - the TC saw him and was yelling for me to stop - but he never keyed his mike, so all I heard in my crewman's helmet was the glorious hum of the engine. Another second, the jeep would have been toast, and from the look of the visibly shaken captain, he might have been, too.

    This may not have been my most embarrassing moment, but it is one I actually look back on fondly.

    #1553 — Comments (6) — Feb 28, 2001 at 12:29 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
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