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Embarrassing Moments
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This one is embarassing for me and my friend (more embarassing for her).

    Im a guy and shes a girl.

    One day we were at here house and we were playing basketball in her driveway. Well, she took a shot and i moved toward her and blocked her out to get the rebound. As I jumped up she pulled on my shorts and they went down to my knees. She was laughing histerically. I just shrugged it off and laughed with her. But i warned her, "Ill get you back!" So we continued playing then she went in for a lay up so i let her run past me. As she jumped I did a tug on her shorts, a big tug. I tugged so hard her shorts went passed her ankles all the way off. So i threw them on the ground. It just so happens that a dog that lives down the street ran by, picked up her her shorts and ran down the street. So she deciced to run after it. She got about fifty feet down the street when she looked down at herself and ran back down the street into her house. Did I mention she wasnt wearing underwear that day?

    #3088 — Comments (0) — Dec 19, 2001 at 12:49 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was 16 I had an experience I will never forget. I live in a town where there is no public pool for about 400 miles. This means that it is very hard to go at all. Luckily, I know of a pool which nobody really goes to which is only a little farther away, so this is always preferable. My best friend and I have permanent lockers there, but apperantly we had taken our bathing suits home to wash them the last time we were there. We decided that we could go in our underwear. When my friend and I were fully nude, she decided to play a prank on me and push me out of the locker room. I tried to hold ont her, and we both ended up lying naked on the pavement. My friend had not realised that she could not just park her car on the road, and a traffic cop had just come to investigate. He saw 2 naked girls by the pool and for some reason he thought it was indecent exposure, and not an accident. He took us to the nearest jail and called our parents. It took our parents 5 hours to drive to the station, so we needed to wait in front of all the guards and prisoners completely naked. My parents still saved the mug-shots!

    #3063 — Comments (0) — Dec 18, 2001 at 11:35 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One night, I decided to go to a church picnic because my crush had told me that he was probably going to go. I worked my butt off trying to find someone to go with me since my mom wouldn't let me go alone...or with my crush. I finally got my friend to go with me. BAD IDEA!! We walked around for about 20 minutes when I spotted my crush in the midst of a group of his friends. We followed them around for about a half an hour when I finally gained enough courage to go talk to him. I was about a step behind him, and I was about to lean on his shoulder and say hi, when my friend pushed me into him! I was so embarrassed...especially when he said, "I just got attacked!" He was okay about though, and we talked for a little bit. But I swear I wanted to kill my friend!

    #2955 — Comments (0) — Nov 30, 2001 at 8:04 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had to drive a bus full of girl soccer players to their game. They were in 8th grade. We got there and they all got off to go play. One of them was really hot, and she gave me a little wink when she got off the bus. They left and I was in the bus. I was really bored so I started jackin off in the back of the bus. Well, that girl came back to get the first aid kit and saw me half naked with the biggest erection in the world. She just stood there watching me cum all over my hands. I never drove them to a game again.

    #2917 — Comments (0) — Nov 20, 2001 at 3:19 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Okay, this has to be up there with one of my most embarassing moments.

    Saturday night, I had this wierd dream, I was playing baseball with my brother and a kid he used to go to school with, named Ted. Pretty innocuous dream.

    Sunday, I saw Ted at church (haven't seen him in maybe 6 months, so the timing was wierd). So I told him I had this dream of he and my brother playing baseball, we giggled, that was it.

    On my way out of church, I said goodbye to him, and he tells me "Hey, keep dreaming", and then gives me this look; he's checking out my butt (my interpretation anyway), and the look in his eyes looks like "hmmm, nice" :) Well, it's been a LONG time since a guy looked at me like that, and I got a little flustered. I just smiled at him and turned around to head out, only I'm not at the walkway like I thought, I'm about 2 inches to the right of it.

    I caught the railing right in my hip, lurch forward, grab the railing with my right hand, and proceed to do a midair flip, skirts and coffee flying everywhere, and land flat on my ass.

    So I'm on the ground, pulling my skirt down. By now, I know my underwear (at least they were sexy undies) has been spotted by at least Ted, and possibly the guy he was talking to. I have tears pouring down my face I was laughing so hard. Ted and his friend came running down to see if I was okay (I managed to only scrape my ankle), Ted offered me a hand up and I couldn't look him in the eye at that point, I was laughing so hard at myself.

    So there, you go, how to go from feeling sexy to being an asshole in 3.5 seconds :)

    #2853 — Comments (0) — Nov 17, 2001 at 10:36 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    ONE DAY IT WAS STORMING REALLY BAD OUTSIDE AND THE AIR CONDITIONER IN OUR CLASS STOPPED WORKING. OUR SCIENCE TEACHER DECIDED TO OPEN THE WINDOW SO THAT WE WOULD'NT DIE OF HEAT EXHAUSTION. DESPITE THE THUNDERING AND LIGHTNING, THE COOL AIR OFFERED TREMENDOUS RELIEF. I JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE SITTING BY THE WINDOW WHEN THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME TO RETREIVE MY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. I CONFIDENTLY WALKED UP AND GAVE IT TO HER. (I WAS ONE OF FEW WHO ACTUALLY DID THEIR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS ON TIME.) JUST AS I BEGAN TO WALK BACK TO MY DESK, IT BEGAN TO RAIN, REALLY RAIN. I HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE WAS A MINIATURE POOL NEXT TO THE WINDOW AND BAM!!!!!!! I HIT FLOOR HARD.I GUESS THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART WAS TRING NOT TO BE NOTICED, YET EVERY TIME I WOULD TRY TO GET UP, I WOULD SLIP AND FALL OVER AND OVER AND OVER.I WAS KNOWN THAT YEAR AS THE "I'VE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP" GIRL.

    #2846 — Comments (0) — Nov 10, 2001 at 9:47 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    A good friend of mine and I decided to go spend a Sunday day out at the beach roller-blading in bathing suits & shorts
    We thought; what better than to spend our day & skate down the boardwalk in the sunshine & stop off at a local bar where a live band plays.

    Well, we stopped okay and had some lunch then when the band went up to play the place was packed and cozy. My friend & I had more than a couple of those BIG blue hawiian drinks each that just taste great and hit before you know it!

    We were dancing around in our bare feet and some guy across the bar decides to flirt by yelling out something, my friend then flirts back and starts throwing ice out of her big drink (she's wild! & a troublemaker!)

    N ext thing you know, his whole gang is throwing ice our way and we are just showered in it! At this point we both started throwing ice across the room at all of these guys.

    Half the room was in duck and cover mainly the ladies and the other half of the room was in on the action. Well, little did I know I had some action going on as well!!!

    It was risky and fun! We laughing, dancing and flirting in our bathing suits in bare feet.

    The place was in an uproar and ice was still flying, the band was loud and I was not prepared for what happened next:

    The guy that starting throwing ice in the first place was making his way over to us. All of a sudden my friend leans over to me lickedy-split to tell me my boob was hanging out of my cute *little* bikini top!!! Yikes! I was freaking out adjusting myself in the corner of the bar as fast as I could!

    When the guy finally reached me I was so embarassed I threw my hand up to shoooo him away and I popped him one!!! Whamo! Right in the face!
    I didn't mean to!

    All I was trying to do was shooo him the hell away from me because I was so emabarrassed & didn't want to hear it from him. At that point I didn't want him near me anyway.

    He backed away and by the look on his face he thought I was a whacko chik! Oh Man! I wanted to crawl out of there & go bury my head like an ostrich!
    I was so pissed of and humiliated all at the same time that I didn't even bother trying to apologize for popping him one. For all he knew, I did it on purpose!

    Later; According to my friend the only reason she noticed my boob sticking out was because some lady across the bar was desperately waving in an attempt to get my attention & of course I didn't see her!

    And I thought we were all just having fun and laughing together as one in the bar having great fun that day.

    Well the laugh was on me!!!

    I never went back to that bar again!

    #2772 — Comments (1) — Oct 24, 2001 at 7:22 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The first scene had just ended and I had just walk back stage to get my mic for scene four. I got my mic from Dustin and was putting it on when Jake came up to me and said I was supossed to have Cara's mic on! But Cara was nowhere to be found. Scene two had just ended and I still didn't have a mic. I had my jacket and hat off so I could put the mic on really fast when I found. The next thing I knew Earthquack was saying his line in scene four and I wasn't even on stage to say the next line. All I had was "Fellow citizins as mayor of this heah up standin community of Dogpatch,I, my honor Danieal D. Dawgmeat, declears open this solumn Jubilation T. Cornpone meeting." I grabbed my hat ran on stage without my jacket, mic, gable and everyone was looking at me. I looked around for my podum, maybe I would get to stand behind something. But it wasn't there. So Earthquack says his line again and I went blank! I made up my line. The rest of the show went pretty good. needless to say I didn't my mic untill I only had three more lines in the rest of the show.

    E-mail me if you have a funny story! [email protected]

    #2750 — Comments (1) — Oct 17, 2001 at 12:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Ok! (Hi I"m Michelle!)

    At School And I Have A Crush Named Chris and My Best Friend Is So Nosiy.But She Found Out That He Was Going To Have Dinner With His Friends At Golden Caral That Night so Me And A Couple Of My Girlfriends Decided To Go Too!


    And I Decided To Look My Best For Him so I Wore A Pink Button Down Shirt (That I Had when i was like 10) And It Was Very Tight But It Was Cute.And SO We Went to Golden Caral To see him.And Scince I Dont Have Any Boobs I Put Tissue in my bra.(This is true by the way)


    And when he got there we saw each other and he was flirting with me and Being Cool And Stuff And i went to Get Some Dessert Right? And So then He Goes With Me And Stuff And While He Was Talking To Me I Didn't Notice My Shirt had opened but i kept on talking to him and he was just laughing and stuff i looked down and ran to the bathroom and the next day at school it was like to whole world knew i was boobless Now i wear very big shirts ! !!!!!


    That was too embarrassing

    #2697 — Comments (2) — Oct 14, 2001 at 7:22 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My friend had set me up with this girl she knew since high school. I'm now in college and she is too. So I'm suppose to meet this girl one week from now. It's suppose to be on a Friday.

    Friday comes and I'm all set to go on this date. We had talked previeously and she gave me directions to pick her up. I picked her up and we went out to eat at this nice fancy restaraunt. We hit it off better than I had expected. After picking up this nice vibe, I decide that it would be nice if we took a stroll down the beach while the sun was setting and maybe get to know each other better.

    So we arrived at the beach and the sun was just about to set. We strolled down the boardwalk hand in hand with her head resting on my shoulders. As we were walking I noticed that the boardwalk was constructed with wooden planks that were damaged in some areas. Thinking in my mind that I didn't want to step into one and have my feet stuck, I tried to dodge the damaged areas while still acknoledging this affectionate moment of ours.

    All of a sudden, I felt myself cushining my feet into a hollow area and the rest was history. My foot was stuck into an open area on the boardwalk. I was still in motion when I heard a loud crack behind me. I had twisted off my foot. I didn't notice this but the cracking fracture was what released my foot from the damaged plank. My date looked at me and asked what's wrong. I said nothing and sat down on the bench nearest to us. I kissed her on the forehead and we cuddled.

    We cuddled for several hours and when it was time to leave. My date nudged me to move but my body laid still. She continued to shake violently but there was no movement. I had died in my sleep.

    The moral of the story is "go see a doctor when you're in pain".

    #2682 — Comments (2) — Oct 12, 2001 at 5:16 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
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