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Embarrassing Moments
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This was years ago, but the thought of this event still makes me feel humiliated.

    An old girlfriend and I started going out when I was a senior in High School, and she was a junior. The summer after I graduated we had some fun times, but the next school year, I was off to college and she was still in high school. I went to school close by, so we continued to see each other ... but eventually things just didn't work out.

    A month or so after we broke up, she invited me over to her house to watch a movie with some friends - since our break-up was not a bad one, I decided what the hell. I still regret it, because it turns out there were only three people there that night: me, her, and a friend of mine whom it turns out had started to date my ex.

    As we sat there and watched the movie, they were not shy about displays of affection, and I got very upset and angry. I don't recall many details about the end of the night, but I think I stormed out, humiliated ... I have no idea why they invited me over.

    About six or eight months later, she invited me to her place again, and this time it was just her and I ... and we took it to third base as if nothing had ever happened. It was very weird.

    #2245 — Comments (0) — Mar 3, 2001 at 12:04 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My husband had to go to court one morning, and did a bad thing and got dressed in the dark.

    So he goes through the whole 3-hour ordeal, arguing in front of a bunch of people, saying hi how are ya to a bunch of people then walks out to his car with a friend of his who he met up with.

    As my husband is getting in the car, his friend says, "Dude, you have one black shoe and one burgundy shoe on."

    And my husband, being the wittiest person on the planet, says, without missing a beat, "You know, I have a pair exactly like this at home!"

    Of course I would have died.

    I did sort of the same thing cause I wear these thigh-high nylons. And I never buy the same color. So I go to work one day with Sandy Beige on one leg and Cinnamon on the other leg. And as I'm sitting outdoors at lunch with a co-worker, the sunlight makes it very obvious and he notices.

    I wish I was as witty as my husband.

    #2088 — Comments (1) — Mar 1, 2001 at 1:54 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One night, my boyfriend and I came home really late. So I slipped out of my jeans and underwear, both at the same time, like a snake, and threw the whole thing in a heap on a chair. The next morning, we went out to breakfast. So we took a shower and I just slipped on the same pair of jeans I had on the night before. So we were walking down to the breakfast place with his friend who was joining us and my boyfriend notices this lump right around my thigh. I have no clue. But as I keep walking, it moves down my leg. So we stop and work it out of my pants and I pull it out. And it's my panties that I had on the night before. Talk about embarrassing. Well, at least it was black and really sexy.

    #1910 — Comments (0) — Mar 1, 2001 at 12:17 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This was a while back, but it got me quite a reputation in boot camp ... I was training to drive an M60-A3 tank at Fort Knox in Kentucky. The Drill Sergeants were the Tank Commanders, and we peon soldiers were the driver, gunner, and loader - it was my turn to drive. Driving a 50-ton hunk of metal is a rush, to say the least.

    So, I'm told to back up, and hold one of the treads, which essentially makes a slow backwards turn. I'm merrily going about my drinving business, swinging the t-bar to turn and giving the beast some gas when another drill runs in front of my field of vision, arms waving frantically. I stopped immediately, and was told to shut down.

    When I emerged from the turret, I saw that the back of the tank was about a foot and a half from the Captain's jeep - the TC saw him and was yelling for me to stop - but he never keyed his mike, so all I heard in my crewman's helmet was the glorious hum of the engine. Another second, the jeep would have been toast, and from the look of the visibly shaken captain, he might have been, too.

    This may not have been my most embarrassing moment, but it is one I actually look back on fondly.

    #1553 — Comments (6) — Feb 28, 2001 at 12:29 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
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