Embarrassing Moments...
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.
This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.
This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
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— Embarrassing Moments —I have to share this with you guys. No one else will get it. Today I was at my desk working on a problem and closed my eyes for a second. Just thinking about the work. After a second or two something changed, I completely lost track of my thought and was consumed by a memory of my last trip to a club. I could practically feel my favorite stripper in my lap again and smell her hair. I got as hard as a rock, shifted my weight back in the chair and my breathing changed, got slower and deeper.
The I realized, What the F! I'm at my desk! Snap out of it! The whole things lasted maybe 5 seconds.
I realize that one of my employees, a nice quiet woman who has a habit of walking up and waiting to be spoken to without interrupting me has been standing behind my chair, patiently, for me to notice her. And she's wearing a different perfume today. And she smells like stripper. Christ! Ten more seconds of that and I might have made a scene or moaned or something. It's amazing how much a smell can turn your memory in to 3D w / surround sound.
Damn. I'm going to have to hit a club tonight. #9665 — Comments (1) — 2/23/2011 at 2:42 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (4) -
— Embarrassing Moments —MUSCIAL ASS - I joined the university hockey team and the initiation was totally wild. They had us strip naked and stand in a cirle one behind the other. Then they passed around a bit of lube on our thumb.
The object of the game was that you had to stick your thumb in the guy's ass in front of you and the other thumb in your mouth. They put on music and we had to go around in circles.
If the music stopped and your thumb had slipped out of your friend's ass you had to switch thumb and continue.
#9640 — Comments (0) — 2/16/2011 at 10:59 AM — That's Juicy! (10) — That's Lame. (4) -
— Embarrassing Moments —I started my senior year at a different high school, a few days later another kid started, and we became buddys. We rode the same bus, being guys and 18, and interested in making some spending money, we both mowed lawns. We spent a lot of time togather, both working and just hanging out, he spent nights at our house, I spent time at his. One friday after school we doubled up and mowed 3 yards, just as we got done it started to rain. We were only 2 blocks from his house, so we headed there, put the mowers in the gararge and went in the house. A note on the fridge said his folks would be late, so we were in his room, we both got horny, not the time, and got naked. I played with his dick till he got hard, then I was on my back on the bed with my legs around his waist and his dick buried in my ass. Just then his dad said, I'm sure glad its not the other way around. He walked out and closed the door, it embarrassed the hell out of me, but my buddy never missed a stroke, I still went over there, his dad never mentioned it, but I felt embarrassed knowing he saw me getting fucked that day. #9613 — Comments (2) — 2/5/2011 at 8:34 PM — That's Juicy! (3) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Embarrassing Moments —My name is Margie 21 on my first year of college. I thought all those stories about initiations were just a bunch of bull shit. I think I got sigled out by some girls because I din't get along with them. The used the excuse of initiation just for revenge. It turned out to be the most horrible humiliating moment of my life. These six bitches yanked me out of the shower and carried me outside totally nude. They carried me clear across the lawn and left me naked in front of a bunch a guys. I had to run all the way back with guys chacing me and whistling at me. I was so humiliated I dropped out of college. #9604 — Comments (1) — 2/2/2011 at 8:27 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (1) -
— Embarrassing Moments —One night I went out with my bestfriend and I stayed overnight at his house as we had been drinking. The next morning, his mother caught me masturbating. I was 19, horny and butt naked in bed - she told me to continue with a smile.
#9601 — Comments (1) — 2/2/2011 at 1:09 PM — That's Juicy! (7) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Embarrassing Moments —my brother had a group of his friends over, all about the same age.
i had my group of girls over as well, we were a year younger than the boys. we were in my room, and trying on clothes (silly thing), and i was not dressed (butt naked actually), when one of the girls opened the door and the other one pushed me out into the game room where the boys were hanging out.
i stood there totally naked, and instead or running into my brother's room, i just turned around and kept slamming against my room's door, but they wouldn't open up. they just laughed and laughed.
embarrased, can't tell you how much. and the boys they just watched, and when they wouldn't open the door, i just turned around to them and stood there and told them to look. for most of these teens it was their first frontal, and i was pretty developed.
anyway, i ended up dating one of the boys, and he got lots of private shows, and i enjoyed every minute of showing him, and getting him for me. ooh, it was a delicious time. #9569 — Comments (0) — 1/23/2011 at 9:15 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Embarrassing Moments —i was at a pool party with some friends, we are all in highschool, and one of the girls decided it would be 'fun' to pants someone, i was in my two piece bathing suit, so she came up behind me and pulled my bottoms down, and when she did the string on the side untied and she took the bottoms with her and left me standing there bottomless.
it became a fun thing for the crowd to through my bottoms from one to the other, and pointing at my private parts and my butt. i finally just said fuck it, and stopped trying to cover up and just walked around bottomless until another girl threw me a towel.
fucke them if they had never seen a pussy or a bare ass. #9559 — Comments (1) — 1/22/2011 at 7:16 PM — That's Juicy! (5) — That's Lame. (0) -
— Embarrassing Moments —Its funny today and my sister still reminds me of it occassionally but now I am able to laugh also. It was Saturday evening in August of 1988, I was 17 at the time and my parents were away for the weekend. My sister who was 15 was staying at her girfriends house and during the day a couple friends and I were able to get a few six packs of beer. After my friends left I was a little tipsy but nor really drunk. I showered, and since alone didn't bother getting dressed. I made a sandwich in the nude and went down to the recreation room to watch tv. I started watching a movie while laying naked on the lounge chair and fell asleep. I woke up about 2 am and had to to the bathroom. Then went into the kitchen, got a soda and went back down to the rec. room. I was still naked and when I sat down there was a note on the coffee table. I still remember it word for word and sort of wish I had saved it now, since now it is funny. All it said was " Thanks for the show and we hope you grow, Love, Sally, Jen, Tammy and Kim". The four of them came back to the house so my sister could pack more clothes for a day trip on Sunday. Sally is my sister and at the time I knew all of her friends well. The following few months were the most embarrassing time of my life because even my parents found out about it. I was teased on a daily basis. I haven't seen Jen or Kim for years but Tammy is still a close friend of my sister and I still see her often. It took a long time for me to be able to laugh about it. #9531 — Comments (0) — 1/14/2011 at 10:46 AM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (1) -
— Embarrassing Moments —Drunk wife started to make out with my brother in law in a limo. This was in front of my sister and me!!!! I wanted that bitch of a wife of mine to fall, and then make her pay. They were heavily petting,when all of us got to my home, I locked her out of the bedroom and told her I would talk to her in the morning. \ #9523 — Comments (1) — 1/12/2011 at 12:27 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1) -
— Embarrassing Moments —It was more humiliating than embarrassing and damn near got raped. When I was 17 I liked taking long walks on the beach seaching for nice shells. It's a long beach and there's hardly anyone on the far side of it. I din't even hear them cuming towards me with the sound of the waves. It was a group of of boys and girls about my age, that forced at knife point to take off my bikini. They wanted boys to see me naked and rather than get stabbed, I took it off. I had to spread my legs and finger myself while they watched and laughed. Thank God they just wanted to have some preverted fun with me, forcing me to masturbate while they watched. I was so scared they were going to rape me or run away with my bikini, but they left it on the ground and took off runing. I was shacking so much, it took me a whole five minutes to get my bikini back on and had never ran so fast in my life. I never knew who they were, because I'm sure they all from another town. They din't harm me in anyway and never mentioned it to anyone. No one would prabably belive it anyway. #9492 — Comments (0) — 1/1/2011 at 10:36 PM — That's Juicy! (10) — That's Lame. (1)