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Embarrassing Moments...

We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.

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I don't remember why I started, but I was jerking off at work every day and shooting my load on anything and everything - desks, chairs, phones, computers, the copy machine, vending machines, break room tables. You name it and I probably fapped a load on it.One day my coffee cup was missing and I just assumed the cleaning crew had tossed it by mistake. Nope. Turns out is was taken for DNA matching and guess what? I matched! Then next day I was arrested at my desk, handcuffed and taken out. Fired also.

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my female friend came in from out of town to visit me one weekend. she said she would get to my place late afternoon. when it was about noon i decided to masturbate. i do this by using the space in between my sofa cushions. i figured i had plenty of time so i stripped down and got to work. i was really enjoying myself and being loud. then i just heard laughing. my friend had found my key under the mat and let herself in. the first thing she saw was me making love to my couch. i jumped up but the abrupt motion from the couch took me to the point of no return and i started ejaculating as i tried to get to my room. i was humiliated that i had just cum in front of her and im not particularly large either so i didnt exactly impress her. but we were close enough to move past it. she still enjoys bringing it up though. thankfully never in front of others.

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My ex-wife and I were going to court about the custody of our kids and my ex tries to say I'm unfit because of a "spanking fetish". I bring in my mom who testifies that not only do I not spank my kids, she and I have argued about it because she thinks I should spank them. That convinced the judge to throw out my ex-wife's argument.

Afterwards, my mom asked how my ex-wife could "make up such a terrible lie" about me. I tell Mom that it's true, that I enjoy being spanked. She's completely shocked and asks how that could happen, and I tell her that it's her fault and that I had my first orgasm when I was a kid and she gave me a bare-ass spanking on her lap and that's why I never spank my own kids. You should have seen her face! HA!

#1542 — Comments (0) — 12/3/2009 at 10:56 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (0)

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I was at a party last Saturday night and was alone and was getting very drunk.

I ended up hitting on this girl but she was not interested in me and as I was drunk I kinda said some offensive things to her.

Anyway, this guy got up and told me to apologise to her and I told him to "go fuck himself".

He asked me once more to apologise to her and I can remember taking a swing at him and missing.

Then it all went blank, turned out he'd caught me on the jaw with a killer upper-cut and I was out for the count.

I spent the rest of the part sleeping like a kitten on the floor.

#1541 — Comments (2) — 12/3/2009 at 10:39 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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I've been in the U.K for about 7 months. I returned about a month ago and something embarrasing happened. I am a 23-year old girl. So when I returned to my house. So my friends come over and went to my room to change since I had a pool out back. I went out back, lifted my robe (naked underneith) and start to masturbate. I heard them come down so I stop and jump into the pool. They were wondering why I was naked. I was kinda embarrased because I was so horny. They were like wtf. So they just sit down for a minute. I turn in the direction where they couldn't see me. Then I start masturbating. I was becoming so horny. All of my friends asked what I was doing and I was so horny I just couldn't stop and just kept doing it infront of them. They all said I had been in the U.K. for too long. Though when I stopped I was so confused that I walked outside. I started to masturbate again but everyone in my nieghborhood saw me. When I relized this I ranback inside. I was still masturbating but I didn't know my friends were still there. I stopped but was so horny I started taking off my friends one peice simsuit. She was also getting horny. My friends were watching us. Me and my naked friend started making out and having sex. The only bad part was is that the window was open.

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Hi I am a girl. 25 and I love being naked. One day I thought that everyone in my house was out so I decided to strip down to my bra and nothing else and played the PS2 in my room. My boobs felt squished so I took my bra off and was naked. The volume was loud and I didn't here someone come inside. So my little sister and brother were at the door of my room. I didn't notice because I really enjoying my game. About five minutes later I finnaly noticee. OMFG. None of them had seen me naked. The worst part was I had to pee. I tried to go throuh the door but they said I had to wait until they said I could. I finnaly burst and peed all over the floor. The worst part was when I was cleaning it up they were watching me cleaning naked.

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So last weekend I stayed at my sisters apartment to hangout/catchup whatever. around 10pm we ordered pizza, and I reminisced about once daring a friend to answer the door naked (he didn't). so of course my sister blurts out "triple dog dare you to do it!" at first i refused, but then she said "$50 and I pay for the pizza if you do it in pink panties"(if you haven't already figured it out, i'm a guy). So i figured, why not?
No crazy ending here: i really did put on pink panties (which was hilarious) and the delivery guy nearly dropped the pizza when he opened the door!

any similar stories out there? or am i the only crazy one?

#1538 — Comments (6) — 11/29/2009 at 12:17 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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One Thanksgiving morning I took a Viagra 100 percent by mistake. I was on another blue bill that was almost identical & thought my Viagra was stashed away. Kinda funny in hindsight, but pretty embarrassing at the time-hard on while eating the entire meal and trying to conceal-not very successful at that

#1537 — Comments (2) — 11/28/2009 at 6:02 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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when i was 16 i was at a friends house playing video games. we took a break and went down to the kitchen. his sister was down there. she was home from college for the summer and was about 20. anyway, my friend, knowing i normally go commando, waited for me to position myself and then pantsed me in front of his sister. she just laughed and walked out but it was still embarrassing since i was a little below average in that department.

#1536 — Comments (2) — 11/27/2009 at 10:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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the other day my gf and i had a fight.
she later convinced me that the fight was over and that we would have sex.

i agreed to go into the front yard naked, for a game.
she then locked me out!

i had to run to the neighbours house with nothing but my hands to cover my manhood.

#1535 — Comments (6) — 11/27/2009 at 7:16 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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