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Embarrassing Moments
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Straight Male / 35

    Once in a while my pretty little wife decides she needs to get trashed. Well she did accomplish her mission. We finally went to bed wee hours of the morning. Sometime in the night as she can't remember getting up to go to the bathroom. It was only something I questioned as what took place the next morning.

    If you are married to what you picture as your dream wife that is who I married myself. That of course is going to give a guy an ever occurring hard on. Sex is going to happen everyday in our house and I'm ready to go NOW. I told her I needed sex and I want to eat her holes.

    She rolls the blankets back and gets up on all 4's arching her traffic stopping ass in the air. I'm get around behind her and stopped, I am not understanding what I am seeing. Her ass hole is thick shit covered, her crack and it's smeared across her butt cheek. I told her she had shit all over her ass. She was quiet a few seconds and asked me
    "To much for ya?" I had to admit yes. She went to wash embarrassed.

    Evidently in her drunken stupor she went and had a major blow out in the night and did a swipe job instead of a wipe job.

    #39211 — Comments (1) — Feb 8, 2018 at 12:43 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Straight Male / 42

    There I am in my office with my cock buried deep up my secretary's arsehole. She's totally naked barring her high heeled shoes, stockings and suspenders, and I'm just wearing my shirt which is open. She's leaning over my desk and I'm almost ready to cum up her tight hole, something I've done many many times since she began working for me eleven months ago.
    With a really big thrust up her arse, she moans loudly and my office door fly's open. I turn around to see her husband stood in the doorway.
    The thing is, it's too late and I'm cumming so hard, unloading my full ball sac up her bum.
    Embarrassed, and thinking to myself "Oh shit, he's fucking huge and annoyed". I actually heard and couldn't believe my ears, or luck. "Hey honey, I'll wait outside, ave to keep the boss happy, eh".
    Pulling out of his wife's arsehole, she turned to me and said "Don't mind Tim, he knows you've been fucking me. I get him to tongue me out at home afterwards, sometimes".
    Tim, it turns out is a gentle giant, and what's more, a total cuckold to his wife. Who the fuck knew.
    It could have turned out nasty. Instead I've begun to fuck my secretary more often, and occasionally these past couple of months, at their home when Tim's off driving his truck somewhere in Europe.

    #39191 — Comments (1) — Feb 7, 2018 at 10:06 AM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove This.
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    Straight Male / 21

    I have never been one that was super attracted to bigger women. But I slept with my 350 pound coworker. I have been a kickboxer for as lomg as I can remember and regularly do cross fit so I am in decent shape. I am only 21 and have had a lot of very model status girlfriends. They all look the same, thin and blonde. My coworker is a very nice girl, super funny, brown hair, sheâs just medically extremely obese. We work at a theatre and she is so big and worked there for so long they decided to widen the concession stand walk way so she could get around people without rubbing her sweaty fleshy body on everyone and knocking things over with her hips.

    One night, at a late special screening it was just me and her closing. Everyone had finally left around 1 am and we were planning to get about by 1:45 am. I was getting pissed because I was doing all the work, vaccummimg the WHOLE theatre, cleaning the oily popcorn machine, etc. she was just sitting in a chair eating a WHOLE party pack of tacos from Taco Bell that her boyfriend brought her. I stormed over to her and asked her why she was not helping. She jokingly said she was trying to make her boobs bigger by eating. I told her I do not know how they could get much bigger. And she asked if I wanted to see them.

    Me being a guy I thought why the hell not?I will check out her tits and that will be the end of it. This women is so big she needed help taking off her shirt and her bra was enormous. She struggled for a bit to unhook her bra from the back and her massive breast just pooled out, wave after wave of flesh. I ask if I can touch them and she nods while eating another taco. I slowly massage the huge mountains, my hands not even coming close to cupping it all. Before I know it I am on my knees, face between her cleavage licking and sucking, leaving hickies all over her as revenge for her being lazy. I pop one of her large nipples in my mouth, toying with it like candy waiting for it to turn bright red. As I am doing this I hear a crunch and feel Taco crumbs fall on my head. This bitch is eating a hard shell dorito locos Taco while Iâm giving attention to her breast.

    I quickly stand up, tell her to take off her pants. She seems surprised at first but sets down her box of food to do so. This girl had so many waves of pale dough like fat rolls it was like a never ending ocean. I forget how heavy she is and grab her thighs to lift her up and put her on the desk. Sheâs WAY too heavy. She just laughs, stands up, then kneels, whips out my cock and starts stuffing it down her mouth like it is a fat corn dog. I will tell you one thing, this girl knows how to put things down her mouth. She sucked on my dick as hard as she could trying to get to the cream filling. I push her away quickly, feeling the urge to cum. I tell her to sit on the desk and take off your panties. She does, and I end up fucking the life out of her. Every time i thrust it felt like I was pushing up against a marshmellow, I could feel her chubby fingers digging into my back as i gave her all 9 inches of my cock. He orgasms multiple times and I filled that Twinkie with my cream. And she left with hickies covering her neck.

    To this day I have no idea what possessed me and the idea of thinking about it or doing it again revolts me but I feel bad because her boyfriend figured it out and broke up with her and I still let her blow me in the back while at work on occasion but I have to go to work drunk or high to let her touch me now or close my eyes and think of different girls.

    #39165 — Comments (4) — Feb 6, 2018 at 12:50 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Straight Male / 21

    Iâve never been one that was super attracted to bigger women. But I slept with my 350 pound coworker. Iâve been a kickboxer for as lomg as I can remember and regularly do cross fit so Iâm in decent shape. Iâm only 21 and have had a lot of very model status girlfriends. They all look the same, thin and blonde. My coworker is a very nice girl, super funny, brown hair, sheâs just medically extremely obese. We work at a theatre and she is so big and worked there for so long they decided to widen the concession stand walk way so she could get around people without rubbing her sweaty fleshy body on everyone and knocking things over with her hips.

    One night, at a late special screening it was just me and her closing. Everyone had finally left around 1 am and we were planning to get about by 1:45 am. I was getting pissed because I was doing all the work, vaccummimg the WHOLE theatre, cleaning the oily popcorn machine, etc. she was just sitting in a chair eating a WHOLE party pack of tacos from Taco Bell that her boyfriend brought her. I stormed over to her and asked her why she wasnât helping. She jokingly said she was trying to make her boobs bigger by eating. I told her I donât know how they could get much bigger. And she asked if I wanted to see them.

    Me being a guy I thought why the hell not? Iâll check out her tits and that will be the end of it. This women is so big she needed help taking off her shirt and her bra was enormous. She struggled for a bit to unhook her bra from the back and her massive breast just pooled out, wave after wave of flesh. I ask if I can touch them and she nods while eating another taco. I slowly massage the huge mountains, my hands not even coming close to cupping it all. Before I know it Iâm on my knees, face between her cleavage licking and sucking, leaving hickies all over her as revenge for her being lazy. I pop one of her large nipples in my mouth, toying with it like candy waiting for it to turn bright red. As Iâm doing this I hear a crunch and feel Taco crumbs fall on my head. This bitch is eating a hard shell dorito locos Taco while Iâm giving attention to her breast.

    I quickly stand up, tell her to take off her pants. She seems surprised at first but sets down her box of food to do so. This girl had so many waves of pale dough like fat rolls it was like a never ending ocean. I forget how heavy she is and grab her thighs to lift her up and put her on the desk. Sheâs WAY too heavy. She just laughs, stands up, then kneels, whips out my cock and starts stuffing it down her mouth like itâs a fat corn dog. Iâll tell you one thing, this girl knows how to put things down her mouth. She sucked on my dick as hard as she could trying to get to the cream filling. I push her away quickly, feeling the urge to cum. I tell her to sit on the desk and take off your panties. She does, and I end up fucking the life out of her. Every time i thrust it felt like I was pushing up against a marshmellow, I could feel her chubby fingers digging into my back as i gave her all 9 inches of my cock. He orgasms multiple times and I filled that Twinkie with my cream. And she left with hickies covering her neck.

    To this day I have no idea what possessed me and the idea of thinking about it or doing it again revolts me but I feel bad because her boyfriend figured it out and broke up with her and I still let her blow me in the back while at work on occasion but I have to go to work drunk or high to let her touch me now or close my eyes and think of different girls.

    #39164 — Comments (0) — Feb 6, 2018 at 12:47 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 20

    My wife was out partying and having fun while I stayed home and showered,,shaved my entire body then got dressed up and did my hair and makeup making myself look as feminine and as slutty as possible .My leather skirt .bra,high heels and top were all locking in some way and once I snapped the locks shut I would be unable to change out of my clothed and on display for anyone she brings home.Even the silicone inserts in my bra were held in place with a glue that required a special solvent to get it to release that Julie had locked in her safe . I dressed myself up like a slutty female and was going to be forced to remain this way the entire weekend but that is what I want ,even begged my wife to let me do .She finally agreed saying she was going to bring a man home and she was going to introduce me to him and make me explain it all to him which will be exciting as well as humiliating . I kept busy all night and really got excited when she called to tell me she would be home in a few minutes.to be waiting at the front door she and the man she is bringing home to fuck her get there.I stood waiting at the front door feeling so nervous but unable to wait to open the door and be introduced to her date.I heard them walking up to the door and my wife giggling so I opened the door and let them in following them into the front room where I was introduced to my wifes date,,A big black man.......It was my boss,,My wife brought my boss home knowing who he was and what it would mean when she introduced us . When she introduced us he didnt recognize me at first so my wife explained it and said she had to pee and left us alone

    #39031 — Comments (2) — Jan 27, 2018 at 7:12 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Straight Female / 19

    It was the summer of 2015 and I was a senior just graduated and we a bunch of us grads went swimming down at the city park just having a great day till I went off the high dive dove head first into the water and lost both the top and the bottoms of the bikini I was wearing.

    As soon as I realized I was naked and no way was I gonna get out of the water in the condition I was in in front of everyone I swam out to the raft and just hung on not getting out of the water for now I'd surely be seen by a passing boater and even the guys and gals on the end of the pier so in the water I stayed.
    Damn these sun fish the kept nibbling at the hair around my puss guess they thought it was worms or something. First it was just one then two now I got a dozen or more nibbling at me. god five hours in the water and I'm beginning to feel the effects being soaked like that my flesh absorbing the fluids getting stiffer and wrinkly I know what you know what I'm going thru for most of you know what dish pan hands are just imagine what your whole body would look like. The sun fish kept nibbling and every now and then one of the bigger ones would try and bite me and one did a much bigger one bit me right on my hard nipple, I hollered ouch and brushed it away but it only came back. Again and again it would latch onto my nipple taking all of it into it's mouth and clamping down onto it and the more he clamped down the harder it was to get it away finally I just gave up and it just stayed there kinda rubbing it now and then getting a bit to familiar with parts of my body. Then it happened another to my other nipple but a much bigger fish and I pushed it away but again it returned so again I let them they wasn't eating me so what.

    Little by little the two sun fish was getting to me and finally they both drove me to having my first of many orgasms I was going to have on them. Still dazed from the orgasm I just finished yet still I couldn't get them off of me for more than five minutes and they were right back chawing on my nipples driving me to another orgasm. the ones nibbling at the hairs around my puss wasn't helping matters any either.

    Finally the sun was about to go down and most of the kids have long returned home or where ever they went I didn't care and I began to swim back to the beach which was about 500 yards towards shore I got to the fenced in area for youngsters and I hung on and rested a bit looking around I only saw just one other person and he was by the bath house where I needed to go so I waited and the damn fish found me again and went right back to my nipples all over again, finally didn't see him any longer so I swam to the pier along with two fish attached to me and along the shallow fence to shore getting totally out only after looking around and getting two nasty fish off my nipples and the only way was to get out of the water, they thrashed around a bit and that hurt but they fell off into the shallow water and I wondered how many girls they have done that to. I looked around and didn't see anyone so I got totally out of the water and ran to the rest rooms where the changing rooms are stopping now and then to have a look around I surely didn't want to be caught by anyone nude.

    I got to within 10 feet of the entrance to the women's showers and locker room where my clothes were and there right in front of me stood the custodian who had just finished cleaning the women's side and had my clothes in his hands I tried to hide what I could but I sure felt his eyes burning into my flesh and he grinned and asked me if these were my clothes I said yes and he handed them to me but was out of reach for I wasn't going to move my arm away from my breasts to get them. Then he said "you don't want them" turned away and started to walk off I hollered at him to stop but he kept walking and thru my clothes, shoes and all into the burning barrel and laughed.

    No money to call home and I surely wasn't going to walk nude five and a half miles to our house, well I ended up sleeping in the changing room till around noon the next day when two girls both of who I knew came in and I asked for help.

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    Bi-Sexual Male / 33

    In my junior year of college I went to study abroad for a semester. I went to Austria. I was paired up with an Italian guy that was also studying there. He was outwardly gay. I kept to myself but I had a hard time making friends, so I ended up hanging with him and his friends, who were also gay.

    I witnessed a lot of gay intimacy including gay sex. My roommate was more of the aggressor and his boyfriend was a skinny Britt who was a whiner. I did not like his boyfriend. Maybe because I disliked him I found it inwardly pleasurable to watch him get fucked. When my roommate was fucking his boyfriend I sat on my bed and watched. I admit that I got an erection watching, watching my roommates penis got deep into his boyfriend's ass.

    But the truth of it was that I enjoyed watching my roommate suck his boyfriend even more.

    My roommate made me lots of offers, and one day he just kissed me on the lips. That day he sucked my penis. That day I sucked his penis. I told myself this was just messing around. But several days later, I gave in and he fucked me in the ass. Now I was the boyfriend getting fucked and his Britt boyfriend was out in the cold. The rest of the semester I was my roommates boyfriend and we spent a good amount of time having sex, and at parties with his gay friends, some of this was out in the open.

    I returned home and finished college and got a job and moved into a nice apartment and met a girl at work and soon I was getting married. Some weeks before we got married she asked me if I had ever had an affair I regretted. She wanted to make sure that this was out in the open, part of the past, and she confessed to having a short affair with an assistant professor when she was in graduate school. She didn't go into details, and I didn't ask any details.

    I did not confess to my study abroad affair, and we got married, started a family.

    Lately I have become friends with a younger man that works for us in our design department. He is smaller and lean, and is into body culture. In one of my bolder moves I kissed him at a late night happy hour, I apologized but he didn't. He asked me what that was all about. I apologized again, but when he kissed me I didn't stop him.

    I don't know if I have real desires or if they are temporary, I have not wanted something like this since my summer abroad. But I want it and I am embarrassed about it, but all I think about is spending more time with him and reliving my summer experience. These feelings or desires occupy my mind all the time.

    #38964 — Comments (0) — Jan 21, 2018 at 9:56 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 32

    My parents divorced when I was fifteen and we had to get out of our home into an apartment. The close quarters meant I heard everything going on with my mother and her gentleman callers. Maybe the divorce or being 37 and alone, which ever, she went from man to man.

    I gained weight, got up to 180 pounds, I am 160 now, and in a new school, I never was asked out. Dreams of going off to college disappeared and I went to the community college and then the city college until I graduated with a communications degree.

    It was at work that a man paid attention to me and he told me he liked full figure women. He ate me on my couch. I shaved and kept my coochie the way he liked and he ate me. I never got dick, not even saw his dick. Turns out he had a tiny dick, like a little boy.

    I went out to a bar near my apartment, let a married man talk me up, I took him home and finally got fucked. I was 26. I hung out at that bar and was a regular pick up and got fucked by a dozen men, most married. I didn't want a relationship, just dick.

    I met a woman lawyer who was in town for a case, and let her eat me. I liked dick better.

    I am not proud of any of this. I am 32 now with no prospects. I fuck. How many men? One woman. Pathetic. I thought my mother was pathetic. At least she got married and had a kid.

    I will marry any man who just wants a wife, sorry about the slut stuff. I would like to have a kid or two.

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    Straight Male / 38

    I thought I was all alone in the house and found myself in the large kitchen, horny as hell, with a hot memory of having fucked my wife until she was dizzy, there. She is wife #2.

    I grabbed a paper towel, whipped out my burning, engorged cock and whipped off a quick, steaming, relieving climax. Zipping up, I turned around and realized my 15 year old step-daughter was in the kitchen and had seen the whole thing. My face got tomato red until I noticed her denim jeans were soaked at her crotch.

    What to do about this incident causes me no end of confusion.

    She and I like each other a lot and I'm afraid where it is all leading.

    #38832 — Comments (5) — Jan 13, 2018 at 3:01 PM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This. ( * )
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