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Embarrassing Moments
We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.
  • — Embarrassing Moments —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 27

    A couple years ago I met a guy at a hotel bar. He was about twenty years older than me, though quite fit and distinguished looking. He wore a wedding ring, yet he was exceptionally adept at arousing my desire with admiring glances and subtle lunges at me as we spoke. He was literally mesmerizing and I wound up in his room and bed until the next morning. I have only had three other gay partners and had never been fucked. He mounted me three times through the night and after a shower and breakfast he came by my room and I sucked him off before heading to the airport.

    Two years later it's Christmas and my fiance invites me to meet her parents at their home. And there he is, Kim's dad, the man who fucked me in Philadelphia two years ago. I feel like I'm gonna faint, but he's cool as a cucumber and takes my hand and "introduces" himself. Kim's mom scoots her away and I'm left with Tom who gives me a big smile and a tour of the grand home they live in. Once we get to the other end of the house he just laughs and whips his dick out. While I'm sucking his cock he told me to swallow everything and not make a mess. We rejoined the woman and went out to dinner and he leaned over at one point and said, "You know I'm never going to let you marry my daughter, right?".

    Enraged I stood up and looking at Kim and her mom I said, "Tom just informed me that I cannot marry Kim because he seduced and fucked me in Philadelphia a while back and made me suck his cock this afternoon." Tom's face went beet red with anger. I turned and walked away and didn't look back. Haven't heard from Kim. Maybe Tom might give me a call.

    #42751 — Comments (1) — Dec 26, 2018 at 2:14 AM — That's Juicy! (10) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 33

    I gave my husband a Christmas morning blow job today. But didnt realize til we we're opening our gifts that some of his cum dripped onto my pyjama top. My 6 year old daughter pointed out that I must have spilled some milk on myself!

    #42744 — Comments (2) — Dec 25, 2018 at 8:24 AM — That's Juicy! (24) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 35

    Drunk Barefoot Santa

    I was having a Christmas Party until Santa showed up completely drunk and was barefoot as he began downing cans of bear the took from my fridge and then stumbled his way into the living room shouting HO HO HO and let out an ungodly fart as my friends and neighbors along with kids were all grossed out by Santa's behavior as he then stood on top of my coffee table with his bare feet getting in my son's pizza as Santa took his guitar and began singing Santa Claus is coming to town as Santa came down completely breaking my coffee table. Then Santa got up and let out another loud ungodly fart right in my face as I was completely grossed out as was everyone and I dunno what smelled worst Santa's Farts or his fucking Feet? Then Santa went to my bathroom but not before keeping the fucking bathroom door open and shitting in my bathroom as all of my friends and family were getting completely grossed out by Santa's Shit.

    Then Santa took off his red suit and was now wearing a thong with bells at the crotch and left my bathroom a complete mess with toilet paper and shit stains smeared everywhere as I then saw Santa put his bare feet in the toilet and then came back to the party to smell his fucking feet after putting his feet in the toilet as everyone was completely grossed out and my son was about to throw up and I could not blame him as Santa then went into my kitchen, grabbed a banana and began giving himself a blowjob with my bananas in my kitchen at my Christmas Party. Then Santa rubs the banana on his chest and then comes into the living room to sit in my rocking chair and ask several of my girlfriends to sit on his lap and be their Christmas Present as they kicked Santa right in his Jingle Balls as he goes upstairs.

    Then about 15 minutes later Santa is now wearing a pair of my bloomers and has turds stains skidmarked in my bloomers as he took his guitar and began singing Walking Around in Women's Underwear as I was starting to get really tired of Santa's Antics. Then final straw came when Santa took my son's Cookie, put his foot on his cookie, and sucked his toe on my Cookie as I grabbed Santa's Guitar and smashed him upside the head with it as Santa's Elves came to drag Santa's Drunk, half naked, unwiped ass out of my house and back to the North Pole to hopefully get him some serious counselling. Thank you for ruining my Christmas Santa.

    #42736 — Comments (0) — Dec 24, 2018 at 9:31 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This. ( * )
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    Straight Male / 26

    Last month I'm in between my wife's legs licking out her pussy and ass. My fingers are working overtime inside her pussy and I need to breath. With my last long lick of her clit, I lift my head just as she climaxes. through her moans and groans I say "Wow fucking strong orgasm Helen"................
    My wife's name is Jenny. Her mom's name is Helen and my wife already thinks we're too close. In fact my wife had once said to me "I'm sure you're fucking my mom". She'd said it back then in a jokey way, but hearing me mention her name in relation to orgasm, she screams out I'm a bastard.
    Quickly thinking, I say "Wow fucking strong orgasm, Helen's baby girl". My wife says "Oh sorry honey, and drags me up to slide my cock into her pussy, missionary. I begin to fuck my wife and we kiss with her pussy juices all over my face. When I drain my balls up her soaking wet hole ten minutes later with my wife climaxing once more, I moan out loud and remember to say "Your pussy felt awesome babes". Instead of saying, as I had the week before "Your pussy is so tight for a forty eight year old Helen".
    Embarrassing, true and very nearly caught out.

    #42678 — Comments (5) — Dec 19, 2018 at 4:03 PM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 27

    I took a job working as a sales associate at a department store in a major mall. At the mall I met this guy, older than me, seemed nice, obviously well off. he spent money with me, a corporate type and he came back to see me and say hello. He asked me out and after some thought I agreed to meet him at this place I knew.

    Anyway, we hit it off and after some time I asked him to come over to my place. At my place when things were getting hot and heavy and the moment was approaching he put his fingers on my lips and said that he had a secret and he didn't want me to be shocked. Well, this is what it turned out to be, he had a prosthetic in his penis, he didn't have a dick that worked, he had a pump in his dick and he pumped it up.

    I wasn't just shocked, I was turned off. No thank you.

    #42645 — Comments (2) — Dec 17, 2018 at 7:52 AM — That's Juicy! (5) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 44

    Bought a sexy outfit, and he just ignored me all night. I changed back to sweats and a T-shirt and went to bed. He says I never initiate, but I do. He just doesn’t want me anymore...fml. Waste of time, money and effort.

    #42631 — Comments (3) — Dec 16, 2018 at 6:08 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
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    Straight Male / 38

    Yesterday I went for a pedicure in the resort town I am staying in. The very attractive young Fiji Indian girl who attended to me pulled up her stool to start on my feet. As she sat down, with her legs wide apart, outside my knees,and before she put a towel over her legs, I could see up her very short skirt. She was wearing sheer skin coloured see thru panties and as I got a full view of the vagina lips of her shaved pussy I got an instant erection. I reached for a magazine from the table beside me but before I could cover up she got a full view of my big bulge in my shorts. I was so embarrassed. She gave me a lovely smile and a really lovely pedicure and foot and leg massage. I got back to my hotel room and took my wife to bed and fucked her in her little lace thong like there was no tomorrow.

    #42629 — Comments (7) — Dec 15, 2018 at 8:32 PM — That's Juicy! (27) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 18



    Maybe I wasn't ready for college life yet. I'm rather inexperienced sexually, having only had 2 boyfriends through high school and I'm technically still a virgin. We fooled around alot down my parents basement and in the car, I've given head and let them cum on my breasts but never went all the way.

    So, here I am at a large University on a scholarship , and the school had provided me and others with suites. These are shared rooms with separate bed areas, a common bathroom all leading into a medium sized allpurpose room. My issue is my room mate, Andrea, here on a sports grant. We get along well, but she is sexually active. Not just active, but very vocal and when she's having sex, she's very descriptive and crass.

    As I lay in bed, trying to sleep, Andrea is with her latest guy, and through the walls I can hear her yelling and talking filthy as they fuck. I've tried to explain my situation, and she said that is just how she expresses her pleasure, and I should lighten up or wear headphones.

    The new problem is, as she is talking dirty, I find myself playing with myself and fantasizing about it being me having the sex. Andrea does not hide the fact she enjoys all types of sex including anal. Her cries as she encourages her partner, even with her screaming into her pillow, gets me excited. A few nights ago, I guess they finished up when I heard her run to the bathroom and let go with an explosive, wet, bowel movement. I tried not to laugh as she finished up and headed back to her bed.

    In the morning, I got up to get ready for class and there was a light skinned black guy in the bathroom, naked and very well hung. I don't know how much longer I can room with Andrea.

    #42610 — Comments (4) — Dec 14, 2018 at 9:08 AM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 26

    I was 13 when my 17 year old bother spanked me over his lap with my skirt hiked up and panties pulled down. He did it right in front of his friend and remember him saying "nice pussy" while my ass hole brother held my legs wide open. It was the most embarrassing thing he ever done to me and felt so humiliated I never had the nerve to tell my Mom. Felt so stupid for having to hide in my room when he brought home his friend. It's something I have kept secret for all this years.

    #42533 — Comments (3) — Dec 8, 2018 at 8:43 PM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove This.
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    Straight Female / 29

    I work in an adult book/novelty store (AdultMart). I'm not really embarrassed by my job; I love sex and all things sexual. My husband knows, of course, but most everyone else I know thinks I just work in an office somewhere.
    So, I was working one night and who walked in? My Father! Thanks goodness we have cameras everywhere, because I saw him and hid in the back the whole time he was at the store and let my co-worker help him.
    Everyone has a sexual side, and most keep it hidden, so it didn't bother me to see him in there. But I was curious to find out what he bought...and boy was I surprised! It seems my Father has a secret; he watches gay porn and bought butt plugs! He also bought two dildos, though I wonder if they were for my Mom or not.
    I'll probably never know, but I admit I'm really curious about his sex life now.

    #42522 — Comments (1) — Dec 7, 2018 at 4:11 PM — That's Juicy! (10) Remove This.
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