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Embarrassing Moments...

We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants.

This section of AdultConfessions.com is here just to chronicle those most embarrassing moments. Let the whole world know your bad habits, and when you got caught committing them.

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As all brides do - we want our wedding day to be perfect but my "day" was ruined by too much drinking, way too much!
I've never seen so many drunks in one room in my life.
About half way through the night the dance floor was filled and people were yelling and laughing in a circle. I thought there was someone who is really dancing well. So I went to the dance floor to see who it was. OMG, it was my maid of honor, Sarah completely naked dancing!!! I screamed and attempted to put some clothes back on her only to be man handled by the crowd. I had someone under my dress and someone else who managed to pull my top down. The guy underneath lifted me up in the air. I yelled for my other friend to call 911 because I was at a loss at what to do.
We stopped the music and half dressed I threw everyone out.
It was a mess.

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I admit it I love wearing women's panties and I am a heterosexual guy. I wear Victoria's Secret satin panties and prefer hipsters and thongs. I feel weird about this but the truth is I really enjoy wearing them. I also like to wear pantyhose and women's sleepwear. It is even weirder because I sit with my legs crossed too.

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In the early 1970's, I was a kid and read comic books. Back then they advertised all sorts of stuff in comic books that you could get by mail order. One of these things was a bullet-shaped vibrating "massaging muscle relaxer". Being a naive young boy, I thought "What a great gift for Mom's Birthday!" So I saved up the five bucks and ordered it. You should have seen Mom's face when she opened it. I did not understand why my uncle thought it was so funny though.

It was almost thirty years later when one of my own kids showed me a similar ad on the internet and we had a laugh when I suddenly realized that, as a young boy of eight, I had given my mother a sex toy for her birthday.

I've been trying to work up the nerve to apologize for five years now.

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A couple of nights ago I was going down on the wife and really going to town on her. Wifey is truly multi-orgasmic and once she start coming, her orgasms hit her one right after another. One orgasm barely passes when she comes again. I love eating her out for this very reason.

Well a couple of nights ago it was storming pretty good here. Thunder, lightening, rain, the whole bit. I got the wife going pretty good. She was in the middle of one of her orgasm surges when our oldest kid walked into the room.

No telling how long she had been watching us before she said anything. I had a mouthful of pussy when she asked, "What are you doing?"

I had no idea what to say so I said, "Mommy and Daddy are just playing."

The storm had woken her up. My wife put a pair of shorts and tank top on and took the kid to bed. The mood had been totally ruined so me and the wife decided to just go to sleep.

The next morning my mother in law comes over the kid scampers out of the room and the first words out of her mouth are, "Last night Daddy was biting Mommy on her belly! He was biting her hard too cause Mom was saying 'Oh! Oh! Oh!'"

Sometimes I hate my kid!

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I just saw an episode of "How I Met Your Mother" talking about the Naked Guy-- taking your clothes off when a woman is out of the room to see what reaction you get.On the show it says you get lucky 2/3 of the time.

Well, I stopped by a married co-worker's house ( I worked part-time in a restaurant, I was coming home from my full -time job). She had said that her husband was out of town and since I saw her car sitting there I figured I would stop in and say hi(I was 30 and she was around 38). I knocked on her back porch door and heard no answer but it was unlocked. I walked down the hallway and peeked into the bathroom to see her at the sink in matching white cotton bra and bikini panties. I appeared in the doorway and said, "Hi, I knocked and when you didn't answer, I got worried so I figured I check and see if all was OK." She didn't seem to be embarrassed and pinched my cheeks saying, "That's Sweet, but a have to go and check my food on the stove." When she left to do this it ran through my head to strip down and go to the kitchen. I walked to the kitchen and hopped up on the counter next to her and asked , " Is there anything you would like to add to the meal?" She was speechless looking down at my package but I thought she was going to go along with it since she was still standing there in just her undies. What she did next was a completed surprise - she reached out for my privates and all of a sudden instead of a gentle caress I got an iron squeeze with her saying, " What the hell were you thinking, get the hell out of here before I rip it off." I dropped off the counter and grabbed my stuff and ran from the house. She didn't speak to me for about a week and when she did she said she felt shocked still by what I had done. So obvously this was one of the 1/3 incidents.

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I was having sex with my ex in his dormroom, and I can get a bit loud sometimes, but I thought it was no big deal. One night, right when things were starting to really get going someone knocked on the door. One of my ex's hallmates had come to ask him if he could stop boning me for tonight since he had an exam the next day. When I'd gotten dressed and ready to leave I noticed that there were a whole bunch of guys sitting around in the common room and the hall. I tried to act as if nothing had happened but I had ABF hair and they were all grinning at me and elbowing each other.

I try to keep things quieter with my new boyfriend. It's actually kind of hot when he holds his hand over my mouth.

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I'm an 18 year old tomboy, and saturday afternoon I was helping me dad work on his truc. My dad made a quick trip to napa for a filter, I had to pee but it was really cold outside. So instead of walking to her house I just pulled down my jeans and panties, leaned forward and pee'd in the trash barrel. Before I got done a friend of his walked in and and saw me. He thought it was funny and said he'd like to watch me do that again. I was embarrassed, but at the same time I do really like him, and have been intertaining the idea of letting him watch.

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I'm a 30-something female and I'm an alcoholic but always drink at home and alone, have for years and even more so after one of my sisters died suddenly last year. I don't drink in public b/c I learned years ago that when I drink too much in public I act like a giant idiot. At home, I'm If I didn't know my death would destroy my parents and other sister after losing my older sister last year, I'd kill myself. At home when I drink I'm just alone and quiet and watch tv or read or surf the net, in public I get loud and stupid.

Well, I forgot my little resolution to drink only at home last weekend and got hammered at a work event and embarrassed myself and my employer in front of clients. I worked really hard to put this event together, 5 months of work, and then I ruined everything.

I've been put in corrective action and on paid leave until a decision is made about me...I think I'm going to lose my job. I haven't told anyone except my surviving sibling and she's trying to help me figure out how to save my job, offer to go into alcohol treatment and do any and everything my employer asks me to do so I don't get fired.

Thing is, the idea of stopping drinking scares me even more than being fired. I know I'm sick, I just don't know if I can stop.

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Playing X-Box with my older step-sister was one of the only things we did together growing up. We never hanged out together otherwise is what I mean. We got along, but things between us were always competetive. We liked to place little bets as we played... loser has to do the dishes alone tonight... loser has to take out the garbage for a week... that sort of thing.

Pretty soon things escalated, to the point where the loser was doing the chores for the other one all week long. Our parents knew we were making these bets and were okay with it as long as we didn't bet for money.

But soon things got out of control because we started adding little embarrassing things to the bets that the loser would have to do. One week I lost and had to wear these really embarrassing one piece pajamas while I did the chores. The week after she lost and I made her wear her cheerleading outfit while she did the chores.

Then one week we decided to up the stakes. The loser would have to wear whatever the winner wanted around the house... for a week. Aside from having to wear our school uniforms when we were at school... the winner would have complete control over the other persons wardrobe... for a week!!

I thought it was a great idea... until I lost. Totally not seeing it coming, I ended up wearing dresses and skirts all week long whenever I was home. And to make matters worse, I had to wear panties to school under my uniform.

Point of the story... never make bets with older step-sister(s)!!!

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One day, a little bit before I started high school, my mom took me back to school clothes shopping. I remember that morning, that all my normal boxers I usually wear were in the laundry, so I just grabbed whatever was in there, which was mistake 1. We went to Walmart, and then after that we went to some clothing store. I just walked around, until my mom gave me a whole bunch of shirts and jeans to try on. The dressing rooms were right in the middle of the department store, so I headed there. There was no boys or girls rooms, just one big center with a whole bunch of dressing rooms. I was about to go in one that I remember was in the center, when one of the ladies that worked there stopped me and said I should wait for one to be open because that dressing room's lock doesn't work. I said I didn't mind, thinking what are the chances it would actaully come open?...that was mistake number 2. So I dropped all the clothes I had to try on, and just stripped all of my own clothes off. I started to try on the clothes, and then all of a sudden I got a text. So I stood there in my underwear, texting, when all of a sudden the door open and one of the hottest girls I've ever seen wasn't really paying attention and walks in and was about to close the door. She then looks up, sees my mortified face, and then looks down to see my embarrassing, small, POWER RANGER tighty whities. She said "OH MY GOD, SORRY!" with a huge smile on her face and runs out.

That was one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me...

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