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fart in my boyfriends's nose and mouth, but I've never crapped on him lol. That's a bit much for me he but yeah--- I really love grinding his nose right in my stinky butthole and blasting farts straight up his nose while he has no choice but to lay there and inhale it all in.

#3768 — Comments (3) — 10/30/2009 at 6:42 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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After having the flu for about a week I stupidly ate a huge dinner and then went drinking with friends. We ended up at a party and I was dressed up as a pirate complete with a bandana around my head, huge earrings, pumps, and leggings. I started feeling sick after my third drink and this guy who was trying to hit on me went to get me some water. When he came back he asked me if I was alright and I opened my mouth to say "no" and ended up puking all over the floor (which was carpeted) and on his shoes. My roommate brought me back to my bed and placed a trashcan at my bedside but when she went to the bathroom I had to puke again and missed the trashcan. I puked all over my psychology book (which I couldn't use for the rest of the semester) and a pair of her jeans. The puke was chunky too because my stomache wasn't able to digest after me being sick so long.

#3767 — Comments (0) — 10/18/2009 at 9:14 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — Lame (0)

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I was at a party and did some shots. Right after I wasn't feeling good and went to the bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up. The bathroom was occupied so I veered into the next open room. Turned out to be a bedroom - the one where the hosts werepiling all the guest's coats on the bed. I puked all over the coat pile - a huge disgusting amount of alcohol, beer, food, etc. No one saw me so I just left the party. Oops! Sorry!

#3766 — Comments (1) — 10/15/2009 at 12:45 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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I made myself a fake boyfriend just so my friends wouldn't think i was pathetic. Nobody would ever really want to go out with me. In my opinnion I think I pretty but I'm really over weight and that kills my whole apperance. and you know what's really pathetic, I don't eat that much. I'm fat because I have a thyroid diesease called Hoshitimotto's but nobody cares why I'm big they just think I'm disgusting. 13/f

#3765 — Comments (4) — 10/10/2009 at 7:42 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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My sneezing has been really bad & some have been so strong that I am unable to hold my gas! Good thing its only happened in front of family members, im hoping it doesn't happen during class tomorrow!!

Ill post up on emberrassing moments tomorrow if it does though...

#3764 — Comments (2) — 10/10/2009 at 12:54 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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I was making hot dogs via the microwave oven for lunch. My sister and her girlfriend which I don't like asked if they would make them a hot dog. I said ok. They were upstairs and so what I did, I quickly grabbed a weiner and rubbed it all over my dick and rubbed it between my ass cheeks. Then I put it in the microwave. My sister and her girlfriend both wanted mustard on their hot dogs. I took them upstairs with one hot dog in each hand. When I got to the top of the steps I forgot which hot dog I rubbed my dick with and rubbed between my ass cheeks. So they ate their hot dogs but I don't know which one ate the untouched hot dog and I would never know. Either way, I got a charge out of knowing that one of them had the ass/dick hot dog.

#3763 — Comments (0) — 9/16/2009 at 1:40 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (2)

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This happened about a year ago, when I was 17. My sister and her husband got reservations at a fancy hotel room for their one year anniversary. They asked me to stay and babysit their son Jacob (my nephew) while they were gone. Because I love my sister, and also because I'm Jacob's godmother, I said yes.

Jacob was about 13 months old at the time, so I knew it he would be pretty easy to take care of. But I also knew it would be pretty boring. It was not how I wanted to spend my Friday night. But of course I did it anyway, so that my sister and her hubby could go and enjoy some alone time.

Everything was going fine, so around 10 o'clock I decided to put Jacob to bed. I put him in his crib and left the bedroom door open so I would hear if he started crying or something. He fell right asleep, so I went back to the living room and started to watch TV. Well, after a while, I started getting really bored, so I decided to have some "alone time" of my own. I always carry a vibrator in my purse, just because, I never know when I might want to use it. So anyway, I got my vibrator out, took my pants off, and started to masturbate right there on the living room floor.

I probably went at it for about fifteen, twenty minutes or so. It was really good. I was really wet, and I came all over my vibrator (and probably a little on the floor). Afterwards, I felt so relaxed, that I must have fell asleep.

I woke up three hours later, and my vibrator was gone! I could hear it buzzing, but it wasn't coming from the living room. I started to freak out, because I thought somebody else was in the house. What if my sister and her hubby had come home and seen me lying on their living room floor half naked with a vibrator next to me? For some reason, that was the worst thing I could think of. It never occurred to me that it could have been a total stranger who had come in the house to kill me or something. But anyway, I jumped up and followed the noise to see where my vibrator had gone.

It didn't take long for me to figure out that the buzzing noise was coming from the kitchen. My heart was racing because I was expecting to go in there and see my sister and my brother-in-law giving me a disapproving look. But what I saw was actually a lot worse. It was my 13-month-old nephew, sitting there holding my vibrator, and sticking it in his mouth! I yelled at him to stop and to put it down, but he just looked at me and laughed.

Sometimes when I cum really hard, my pussy leaves a thick white coat of goo on my vibrator, and I could see that my vibrator was completely covered in it. What's even worse is that some of it was smeared on Jacob's face around his mouth, and when he laughed I could see more of it on his tongue and bubbles and strings of it dripping down from his lips, and omigosh... it was everywhere! All over his hands too. I felt terrible! My sister never told me that Jacob had a habit of climbing out of his crib in the middle of the night. Ugh.

The worst part is, when I tried to take the vibrator away from him, he'd shout "no!" and start to cry and put it back in his mouth! It seemed like he liked the taste, probably because it tastes salty. Finally I managed to get it away from him, and he just cried and cried for over an hour, until he finally fell back asleep again. I'm just glad I used my big vibrator that day, because if he had gotten my little clit stimulator instead, he might have choked on it or swallowed it!

I never told my sister what happened, because I don't think she could ever forgive me. Now whenever I have to babysit Jacob, I make sure to leave my vibrators at home. I wish I could get the image of him sucking on my vibrator with my vagina juices all over his face out of my head. Every time I see him, I picture him laughing with bubbles and white gooey strings across his lips and running down his chin, and it makes me want to puke. It makes me want to kill myself every time I think about it. I just hope he never remembers it when he gets older! If he does, and he tells anybody, I will have to kill myself.

#3762 — Comments (5) — 9/16/2009 at 10:00 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (1)

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She is a real chinese skank but I love her. Shes got no ass or tits but I love her. I take her garbage out of the pails every night just to go through it for her stuff. Theres alaways something and I have alot of her soiled panties. But the best is once and awhile I'll get a plastic bag filled with stuff from the bathroom and theres always a weeks supply of used tampons many still wet with her blood and pussy juice. She throws out her panties even with the littlest skid mark on them so I have a big collection. She must have such a filthy assshole and crack but I would eat it in a second. Some of the panties have a seam that was caused from sitting deep inside the crack of her ass but my most prize catch is one that has the circular impression of her asshole in brown stain. For a woman that has the flatest ass I have ever seen she sure does not know how to wipe it correctly.

#3761 — Comments (5) — 9/15/2009 at 12:23 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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I usually work later in the office than everyone else. When no one is around I go into the lunch room and wipe my sweaty balls and cock all over the lip of each and every coffee mug that everyone uses for their morning coffee. I'm careful enough to make sure none of my pubes get left behind. It makes me happy in the morning and puts a smile to my face.

#3760 — Comments (4) — 9/12/2009 at 6:11 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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Trying to set a romantic mood I poured a glass of champagne while sittin and teasing my husband in my lingerie. He ask me to come over and give him head. I sip down the last of champagne in the glass and climb on the bed to put the jaws to work. I call myself being the porn star like in the videos and deep throated that sucker, he was loving it...I did it again and proceeded to just keep deep throating it as his eyes were rollin back into his head...he got happy and put his hands on my head and pushed down and I tried to get back up but he was pushing down and before I knew it I had thrown up the guzzled down champagne all over his dick...I jumped up embarrassed...he laughed and kissed me in the mouth and said it was a turn on....
sick SOB!

#3759 — Comments (7) — 8/28/2009 at 2:44 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)

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