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Little explanation is needed here ... these are confessions that are just plain gross. Maybe a poop accident, or a pee story. A puking your guts out after binge drinking confession ... you get the idea. No holds barred.

If you or someone else got totally grossed out, AdultConfessions.com wants to hear about it!
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    Straight Male / 54

    I stepped outside last night to smoke. Took a big hit and got choked. When the coughing started, I was blowing some shit out with each cough. Didn't shit myself that much but I could feel it fall down to the back of my leg. Then I turned and started making my way back into the house to clean up. I also started thinking of the bullshit I read on here about people enjoying shitting themselves. Pulled my longjohns off and threw them in the sink to wash out. It was all nasty and smelled like shit. Go figure. I took no pleasure in except for the smoke. Finally got to write a confession. Can't really believe that there are shit eaters in the world either. Although, one of my ex wife's ate my shit once. Yep, I straddled the bitch to shit in her face, she took it down her throat. Fuck me

    #39210 — Comments (2) — Feb 8, 2018 at 12:21 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It. ( * )
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    Straight Male / 28

    After being married for 4 years my wife and I arenât really grossed out by much anymore.

    Last night she had diarrhea all night after getting home from work. No idea why, she must have ate something. We were planning on having sex that night but I just laid in bed naked watch tv until she finally came to bed. We went to sleep instead of have sex.

    We wake up 3 hours early in the morning so we can get ready and spend a little bit of time together. I was laying in bed still when she went to the bathroom and she came out and said âsince we didnât have sex last night, want to do a quickie right nowâ. Me being me said well heck yes, I was gonna ask you for a blowjob.

    She laid a towel on the bed and I was already hard. She tossed me a bottle of lube and said anal this morning. I need it after last night. I asked if it was all cleared out and she said there might be some in there still, anal with help me relax to get it all out. No big deal for me so I rubbed lube on my cock. Put lube on her asshole and slide right in.

    Nothing pretty about this sexy. Doggy style with me just pounding away as it was a quickie. I could feel towards the end that she was very relaxed and it felt as if some warm was around my cock. I cummed and so did she. I pulled out and yep I had some poop on my cock. She got up, ran to the bathroom to push it all out. I went into the shower. A few moments later she was joining me in the shower since itâs made for two people. Did the normal hugging, kissing and soaping each other in the shower.

    Got out and got part way dressed. Was sitting on the couch in my button down shirt and my briefs. Told my wife Iâm a bit hurt. She asked why. I said my cum isnât in you anymore. She was like really. She came over. Got down in front of me and pulled my tighty whities down in the front. Blew me and I came quick. She swallowed and said there probably solved!

    #39119 — Comments (1) — Feb 2, 2018 at 12:52 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 32

    I am confused and need, could use some professional help. This is not about me but a high school teacher, baseball coach, and a 17 year old female student.
    A short while ago, about 1 week, our news including TV and the daily newspaper described this coach/teacher as resigning because of sex with the 17 year old and the school learning about it. It sound like this may have been going on awhile before coming to light.
    Now, my problem which I need help on is: In my state, 17 is a legal age for consent, even sexual. Therefore, if this has been going on for a while with no complaint from the 17 year old as the news states, the affair has to have been consentaneous to have been going on for sometime, I think. In this case with no complaint from the 17 year old, how can the school and/or the county law enforcement, complain against the teacher? I think some illegal action is going on, not between the teacher and the 17 year old girl but with those trying to press charges. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

    #39092 — Comments (3) — Jan 31, 2018 at 3:39 PM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 37

    I paid for sex for the first time in my life tonight. I gotta say, I would spend that much on a date, and may not score right away if a chick follows the three date rule...

    Tonight was as simple as finding a ho on an app that works similar to how backpage did or does in allowing solicitation through personal ads and hiding behind shaky legal loopholes.

    The escort was pretty cool. She was laid back and even let me call her a ho to her face without being slapped! In hindsight, I may have overused the word tonight tho- seriously, I may have used it (and the more formal 'whore') like every third word during sex!

    I can think of so many women whom I wanted to call that while banging them-- but the drama and fact that I sleep really hard after sex means I try to shy away from insulting someone that just has to wait 30 min and she could cut my dick off or something... nah, make sure she is satisfied and happy, nothing scarier than a pissed off woman stewing all night and has access to kitchen knives and bedroom. John Wayne Bobbit got his chopped off and she threw out of a moving vehicle randomly.

    Cool thing about the escort? She left when sex was over- I made a sandwich, turned on Netflix and smoked a fat joint naked and content with no awkward next morning. So the best part was my escort was totally down for anal- that's never an easy thing to accomplish and some don't do it at all. I was balls deep twenty minutes after she arrived. I just got divorced last year and don't want any attachment for right now so the business conducted in a "that was fun and sorry for the rugburns on ur knees- you shouldn't have told me not to stop, lock the door on ur way out please?" fashion is my cup of tea.... thanks hos!

    #39022 — Comments (1) — Jan 26, 2018 at 3:27 AM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 35

    Like many I fuck my wife daily. I have a pension for eating her ass because quite frankly she is hot with a model type figure. This morning was no different, I was tonguing her ass hole and suddenly she says I have to go poop. She went to the bathroom and I especially like to tongue her butt hole after she shits.

    She knows this and automatically gets in the all 4 position for me to enjoy her pink butt hole. I was anxious to get get at it when she said I have diarrhea which I responded I don't care. I could tell the taste was different and I could smell the difference as well but I pressed on.

    After sex was over she went back to the bathroom and returned with a wet wash cloth telling me to wipe my face as my face smelled of diarrhea. 3 hours later I am not feeling to well. Perhaps I went to far this time.

    #38891 — Comments (1) — Jan 17, 2018 at 9:03 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove It.
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    Straight Male / 36

    Im pathetic. Ever get jealous of your own shit? Just got done taking my morning dump. I look in the toilet and mumble to myself. "Why cant my cock be the size of that turd" I of course didn't measure it, but it was about 8" long and 3" wide.

    #38829 — Comments (2) — Jan 13, 2018 at 10:18 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It. ( * )
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    Straight Female / 18

    how can these senile crazy old royals in uk marry this violent jailbag family? I can see those uk royals starting up their own kadashian tv show at some point.

    #38721 — Comments (3) — Jan 7, 2018 at 4:25 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It. ( ** )
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    Should drugs have an age limit? How's 90 sound?
    Even regulated items like cigarettes and alcohol are tried by kids younger than legal age. After all, they want to fit in with those who are a bit older/mature. By decreasing the min. Age for even those would expose even younger kids to the influences. I can't imagine what would happen if we got rid of min. Age limits on just those less harmful items. Just think, kids get out of school and spend their lunch money at the bar.
    What is worse, the author of this question want no age limit on very harmful drugs like those that get injected. I look at those street corner drug dealers as scumbags that should be locked up for endangering the lives of not just adult but the kids they get addicted and the author would have them looked at as entrepreneurs for selling crack to middle school kids or even younger? They talked about supervised injection facilities. Tell me, how many teens would take their drug use/abuse public? It's not like only drug addicts will be present so they will see the risk of their secret being relieved. In other words, the vast majority of kids who do those drugs would opt for the alley instead. Another factor is those that did use it would likely be exposed to other drugs. Then lets talk expense. These facilities would need at least one medical person as well as at least one police officer for security. After all, drug addicts are not known to be law abiding. Because drug addicts do drugs whenever they need them, the place would need to be open 24/7. Not sure about other countries but in the U.S. people in the medical community and police have mottoes they go by e.g. "Do no harm." and "To protect and serve." How is a doctor going to openly aid kids in doing harmful drugs going to keep his oath. How are the police protecting when they assist in doing harm?

    #38665 — Comments (1) — Jan 4, 2018 at 5:33 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It. ( * )
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    Straight Female / 40

    you see these cutesy poses of enduring and endearing fondling duping delights and sick puppy looks that look so childish and lack restraint in her. every shot of hers to every member of the family to seek to win their approval like some puppy hungry for approval and lapping up the big sausage with glutton mind and a rather over endowed ego that so many women do today. She talks over the top of him and tells him brazen words to not say much and you can clearly see the look of irritation about being asked questions and like he is straight annoyed. so he ought to be for the rest of his life with her.royals will be royals. may those two like his sibbling before him rot in hell with their tacky unclassy wives. the only reason I can believe is she has been welcomed into the family eariler because they are actually already married and what is real news? she makes her news happen with her publicity manager. my guess is this guy has played around and secretly married a few and its the sneaky cunning ones who make up a line of "oh I think I am pregnant and its on for push to marry so they often do marry secretly as I have seen photos that look that way and then the real wedding is a plot of conniving. anyways, a niggo woman will always be a gold dinger. wait til the marriage gets boring like it does for all of them. wait til the hot new chicks come on the scene in media and the fatties they turned down look amazing after her wedding. i mean its all down hill for her from here, she can't wear hollywood and be normal as a royal. she will be like princess grace she was a bit attractive more so then this hollywood one but she got fat old and ugly very quick and stale. i don't think she could hold a candle to diana or grace, the one thing I liked about grace was that she said modestly she wanted to be remembered for being a decent person that cared. well this one dosen't care. any decent woman would have said "I have been married it wouldn't look good to the media and world for you to marry a older previous divorced woman when there are so many single young british women or other women who don't need the hollywood limelight to be worthy of being royal. infact the hollywood part makes her look so tacky. but good luck to her she got what she wanted all the women who are single and never married envying her guts out but he is not much of a physical or mental catch like the other one. so they will need her money. and half her sneaky ass luck. i wouldn't stand a chance with him cuz i am too old and not rich but i think i have more general class and know who i am not play acting characters and being barebum for money. i would fit in with a more modest older money set and select set from other royal cultures then theirs. I am too fuddy duddy for any young royal. I hope the queen knows what she is doing. its confusing people what she has allowed, but the times they are a changing in heaps of bad ways. what will it be like in ten years time. and I wonder when the real genuine people of this world will be rewarded and loved and get money and great jobs and find their loves when all the queens brood have taken all the best and spat them out buggered up after a dose of royal rock n roll around the bedroom you would come away rattled and shattered to say the least. I am too shy and too modest, too humble as well. all I am saying is megan is no class and no beauty and no catch and those pathetic sweet cute longing looks she gives the older royals is gross. childish and lacking in personal grooming manners for outings. its like the found her at the dump or pound and threw her in the family at christmas and he has to comfort her. and the silly photos are so black and white candids rather then traditional royal portraits but look they had to change if they bring in some one as different as her. i just am sick of black people doing their black thing with bling and no modesty. and the tongue sticking out is so hollywood but not monarchy as my mother said "you can tell brash young breeding, and new money"! royalty copying miley ray cyrus ? what next? definately a pre-nup needed cuz i really don't think this marriage will last as they are all getting some on the side and also the queen undercuts nicer girls for men for her own brood of brumstucks grrruls in the family. the nicer girls don't stand a chance against beatrice and bea and hiltons and all the other bitches out there. and harry has broken a few guys hearts stealing girls from men. that is a book all in itself that the royals could have writen on them all, how they stole other peoples husbands and wives and boyfriends and lovers and chicks. cuz they all guilty for it even when married they are at it. anything half way quality they try to steal from nicer women who are more modest and shy and its like the movie says "the crown must always win" in bed and at work and at being the best fake nice people sucking up to press and making all other women and men feel cheap, common and less and ugly and trashy when actually its them who are trashy and they are fake royals not true bloods. I think Prince Charles is doing the right thing however planning to not live at BUCK PALACE when the queen dies because it should be used to make money and give back to its subjects that went without for all that gold laced over everything.

    #38554 — Comments (3) — Dec 27, 2017 at 12:52 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove It. ( * )
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    Straight Female / 40

    I had a suspicion that my husband looks at porn on the internet while I am not at home because the history is always erased. Then I found one time he forgot to clear it. I was pissed off and of course he made up some lame excuse and said he doesn't look at it all that often. But the history is still now always cleared. Last Sunday I had to go to the grocery store and take our kids somewhere and he randomly kept asking me when I was leaving so I had a suspicion he wanted to look at porn. I was pissed off because he didn't want to go to the store with me and I knew why. So I took my phone and turned the camara on video and put it under the desk at the computer and left it at home to see if he did. When I got home I got the phone and went to the bathroom and watched the video to see what he did while I was gone. Sure enough within almost a minute after I left he sat at the computer and once he started it up he pulled his shorts down and started jacking himself off. This went on for just over 20 minutes. I wish I could have seen what exactly he was watching and I admit it was very erotic watching someone not knowing they were being watched. I sat in the bathroom and watched the part when he came all over himself three or four times and masturbated myself and had a pretty good orgasm. I even watched it again at work the next day in the restroom and masturbated at work for the first time in my life. Part of me wants to tell him what I did to embarrass him but for now I've decided not to say anything because I don't want to start a huge fight. What would you do? Would you confront him about it?

    #38434 — Comments (10) — Dec 15, 2017 at 3:23 PM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove It.
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