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Several years ago, this girl I worked with left her lunch bag on her desk at the end of the work day. I stuck around around for a few minutes. I went over to her desk to see what was in her lunch bag. There was a pear in her lunch bag. I took the pear into the men's room. I went into a stall and pulled my pants and underpants down. I bent over and rubbed the pear real good between my ass cheeks. I put the pear back in her lunch bag. I couldn't wait until the next morning to watch her eat the pear. She did eat the pear after she had a cup of coffee. I was laughing to myself while I watched her eat the pear.

#3740 — Comments (9) — 3/30/2009 at 1:10 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

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First off, my livingroom is in the basement. While hanging out, My wife would constantly ask me to refill her wine glass because she didn't feel like going all the way upstairs to the kitchen. I got into the habit of filling her glass and theen dipping my limp dick into the glass. My dick is always clean. The weird thing is that I didn't give her back the wine and sit and watch her till she drank out of the glass. It wasn't about watching her. It was just knowing. Plus, the wine was c-o-l-d!

#3739 — Comments (0) — 3/29/2009 at 12:26 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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Whenever I take a crap in a toilet whether it be at home or in a public place, I never flush the toilet.

#3738 — Comments (3) — 3/9/2009 at 12:05 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

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I like to rub a popsicle all over my dick and then lick the popsicle. I do this before every lick of the popsicle until the popsicle is done.

#3737 — Comments (2) — 2/28/2009 at 4:11 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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I was going out for my 21st birthday and told my friends to meet me at a certain bar in town ..let's call the bar Todey's(for anonimity purposes). They hadn't arrived yet, so I had a couple drinks waiting for them. The bar tender who saw my ID congradulated me on my birthday and asked why I was drinking by myself. I reassured him that my friends would be arriving soon. A couple of drinks later, when they hadn't shown up, I thought of all the reasons why they might not have made it. It made the most sense that they may have misunderstood the bar name for the bar way over on the other side of town named Toderoff's(some similar name). I wasn't able to call the because my cellphone was dead. I thought "what great luck, everything is going wrong" and and I started getting into a bit of a mood. It was only around 11 so I decided to wait a little in case they showed up. They were supposed to drive me home and since I was already pretty tipsy, I ordered something to eat. I soon began having a conversation with the man next to me who was also a little tipsy. He was a short, charasmatic guy probably in his 40's. He was kinda husky with dark hair and strong features. I thought he looked italian. I told him this and he said that he was actually Greek. That's when he started elaborating on these amazing adventures he had in Greece with his buddies from college ..how he went diving in underground caves off the Greek islands. I was for some reason, very intrigued. He boasted about this unique drink that was popular with the natives there and offered to order me one. I accepted and must have lost any inhibitions while the drinks kept coming with conversation because I had a few. I had never been so drunk. Somehow I ended up at his place listening to records and smoking a joint. I've smoked before but for some reason it made me rediculously horny. Maybe it was a mix of that and being smashed but after that it got kind of sketchy. He put on some porn that was in a different language and we ended up copying what was in the porn. It was anal porn and I don''t know how I got there but before I knew it I was on all fours getting pumped up the ass, grunting. He had my hair in one big handful as he thrust, using the other to spank me. Then he began yelling things that seemed out of character like, "Your such a nasty girl. You like having your little corn-hole stuffed with my big thick sausage? Yeah.. you like that meat." ..Things like that. I remember thinking "I can't believe this!" ..But then I felt the biggest orgasm coming on and I must have been really loud because I remember him telling me nicely(in contrast)that we needed to be a little bit quieter. I woke up and didn't immediately recognize where I was. I froze for awhile, reminiscing on what had happened. I was bent over the couch bare-bottomed, a blanket thrown over me. I got up with a huge headache and immediately started throwing on my clothes. My pants were soaked in beer. I noticed he hadn't picked up from last night. There were beer bottles everywhere, a spilt ash-tray, HIS underwear and clothes scattered about, a used condom on the rug, an OPEN bottle of vaseline with a huge hand-dip taken out of it! Then there was a semi-formally written note set on the table saying something like: "Good morning, I enjoyed our time spent together. blah blah ..Here is my number, I will return from work at 5:00 if you would like to have another go. Cerial is in the cupboard, milk in the fridge." On the way out the door, I got a look at a picture of him and his friends on the wall. A bunch of older men at the beach holding up beers. I got out the door, reognized where I was and had to walk almost a block to my car, which was the only one left in the parkinglot. I drove home in a state of shock. When I got in the door(I was home from college and staying at my parents for the summer)my mom was making lunch sandwitches for my little brother who had friends over. "Oh, god! You reek of alcohol. Had a little too much fun last night did we?" she said. My eyes got big, then I realized she would never suspect. "Oh, no.. Kenzie got wasted and spilled her beer all over my pants. I ended up taking care of her. It was nice to see a lot of people I haven't been in touch with for awhile." I took a thorough bath and slept until that evening. Later my friends explained(as I had suspected) that they had waited for me at the bar across town. I kept my story consistant by telling them that my cellphone died and I ended up leaving the bar with a party of older highschool friends I hadn't seen in awhile. They proposed that we do it the next weekend and meet at the bar I had been to. I decided to pass.

That is the story of how I lost my anal virginity. It is far out of character for me and no one would believe me if I told them. That's ok because I don't plan on telling. -EVER.

#3736 — Comments (3) — 2/12/2009 at 8:58 AM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0)

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Quite a few years ago my sister and her girlfriend blackmailed me into licking their feet and toes.

Being they blackmailed me, is licking and sucking my sister's toes and feet incest.

#3735 — Comments (4) — 2/8/2009 at 11:47 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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It is impossible to wipe your ass and not get shit stains on my underwear. I wipe and wipe and wipe and later on when I take my tighty whities off, there they are the old familiar shit stains. From now on when I take a shit, I am going to wipe my ass then get in the shower and wash between my ass cheeks real good.

The same with piss stains. I take a piss and I shake the dew off my dipper and the next morning there are fucking piss stains.

#3734 — Comments (5) — 2/4/2009 at 6:25 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (1)

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One afternoon a few years ago, my mother and dad were at work and my sister and her girlfriend were out somewhere. I figured the two girls would be out for awhile. So I decided to ride my exercise bike totally naked. I was riding the bike for 25 minutes or so when all of a sudden I heard my sister and her girlfriend screaming with laughter. I didn't hear them come up the steps because the bike is a little noisy when anyone rides it. I jumped off the bike and tried to cover myself up with my arms but it didn't do any good. My sister told me to put on my underpants to lessen the embarrassment. My sister asked me how long I have been riding the bike. I told her 25 minutes
and she said good. I don't know what she meant by that. Then I knew what she meant when she made me sniff the bicycle seat for a few minutes and made me lick the bicycle seat for 10 minutes. They were getting a charge out of it. Afer I was done kissing and licking the bicycle seat, they made me give the bicycle seat 10 more kisses and 10 hard licks. I think I will use the exercise bike when I am totally dressed.

#3733 — Comments (3) — 1/28/2009 at 11:01 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (1)

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When i turned 18 i went out with my friends for the night. when i came back from a movie i came in to my parent's room and my mom was squatting over my dad and proceeding to take a dump on his chest and face. when they saw me open the door they didnt panic, and my father asked me to come in and join him as it is part of becoming a man. I did it unknowingly, my mother shat on my face a chest too and me and my dad rubbed it on ourselves. I kinda got aroused. Is this really part of being a man? did i do anything wrong?

#3732 — Comments (3) — 1/24/2009 at 3:05 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (3)

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my sister was having a sleep over with a bunch of hot girls. They were all down stairs watching a movie. We had tacos that night and they were getting to me. Suddenly I had to use the bathroom really bad. So I went down stairs to the bathroom. On the way they all saw me and said " heyyyy, john whats up watch some of the movie with us". What was I going to do say " no I need to crap!" so I went and sat next to two girls and started watching the movie. Then uncontrollably it happened. A fart that lasted 7 seconds and then ending with wet mushy sounds of me pooping myself. They all looked at me in disgust. I just got up and left to the bathroom.

#3731 — Comments (0) — 1/21/2009 at 2:50 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

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