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Little explanation is needed here ... these are confessions that are just plain gross. Maybe a poop accident, or a pee story. A puking your guts out after binge drinking confession ... you get the idea. No holds barred.

If you or someone else got totally grossed out, AdultConfessions.com wants to hear about it!
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    one of the guys in my office is a real crack-up and is telling jokes all the time. i'll call him peter. well peter was telling this dirty joke one day to me and a couple of the other girls, and when he got to the punch line, we were all laughing our asses off when I felt a warm wetness "down there". I went to the bathroom and saw a big wet spot on my panties. I was so embarassed even though I was wearing a dress and you couldn't really see. I thought it was a fluke but now for the past two weeks every time peter tells one of his really good jokes, pee leaks out all over me!! I hate it! I have an appointment to have a doc check it out but in the mean time I am trying to avoid peter as much as I can!!!

    #3783 — Comments (5) — Mar 14, 2001 at 5:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was at my uncle's place for a poker game and had to use the bathroom, and, well, when I flushed, the toilet had a hard time handling what I'd deposited. I stood there and watched the drain hole plug up and water start to rise, and I thought "it will stop - it's not going to over flow." And of course it did.

    So, water is coursing over the rim of the toilet, and I'm searching for something to stop it. I don't want to use any of their towels, so I bite the bullet and as I remove my socks, I think how glad I am I didn't wear sandals that day. After I put them down to keep water from going under the cabinets, I turned off the water at the valve ... just in time, because by now several pieces of shit are floating and bobbing up against the rim ready to spill out. I mop up the brown-tinged water with my formerly white socks, wringing them out in the sink, and this takes freaking forever. At one point someone came to check on me because I'd been gone so long.

    Fortnately there is a plunger in the cupboard, and I am able to plunge the drain out. I turn the water back on and flush again for good measure, and doesn't the fucker start to fill up again! I turn off the water again, an inch from the rim this time, and plunge the hell out of the thing. The water finally goes through, and I wipe up the floor with toilet paper to dry it off - there was probably more e coli on that floor than in a waste water treatment plant.

    I sneak out of the house and put the damp socks in my car, and give my hands, feet, and arms a good washing, then walk back to the game with a "Sorry guys ... don't go in there for a while."

    #4183 — Comments (0) — Mar 7, 2001 at 10:14 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    One night, I stayed over at a girlfriend's house and we made love a couple of times before we went to sleep. I'd wanted to give her oral sex, but she was only interested in straight intercourse that night ... which was fine. The next morning, we woke up to find our mid-sections covered in dried blood - her period had started while were were having sex. I down played it at the moment, though I was very glad that she'd not wanted oral sex that night!

    Actually, this was much more embarrassing for her, I guess, but it still qualifies as an embarrassing moment.

    #4122 — Comments (0) — Mar 5, 2001 at 11:26 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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