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Little explanation is needed here ... these are confessions that are just plain gross. Maybe a poop accident, or a pee story. A puking your guts out after binge drinking confession ... you get the idea. No holds barred.

If you or someone else got totally grossed out, AdultConfessions.com wants to hear about it!
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    Posted by Anonymous

    I was at my daycare class when I was yet a wee boy and I was playing with my toys, the truck and the rubber duckie. I played with the girls a lot they were all my friends. Back then, the girls didn't know the difference between girls and guys. They thought everybody had what they had.
    Well, I was playign and I suddenly had to go! I ran up to the teacher and said "pee pee?" and she said "ok go use the toilet...but be careful its tall" so I ran up to the bathroom not wasting a minute and tried to climb on top of the seat.
    ( my mom was still teaching me to use the potty like a man, but I liked peeing better this way)
    I climb up top but can't reach, it is so tall. I ask a girl to gimme a boost but I'm too heavy. I am starting to cry but I didn't want anyone to see me cry so I ehld it in.
    So now, just a little kid, holding in my pee AND my tears.
    I HAD TO GO SO BAD!!
    I just decided to go the way mommy taught me like a man.
    I jump of the toilet seat and unzip my pants. I Pull my penis out of my underwear and try to remember how mommy showed me. I have to go so bad While I am thinking I put my hand over the front of my penis to hold in the piss. I then start to get hard. My penis goes up and I get scared and try to push it down. ( the girls are still watching) I stop and put my penis down. I then hold it again and by now the piss is starting to come out. I dont know how to piss in that big toilet, but I do remember my daddy teaching me to use the urinals, so I pick up my penis and put it back in my underwear and zip up my jeans.
    I walk past the girls and ask the teacher to use the public bathrooms. She leads me to the public bathrooms and I run inside the mens room.
    Inside are some urinals alongside the wall.
    I run up to one and unzip my pants, I HAVE TO GO SO BAD I am almost pissing already.As pee fills my action figure underwear, I feel the tears. I finally halt my pee. I must remember how to use the urinals again. I forgot, so I watch as a bigger boy, probobly in 4th grade steps in.
    He goes up to the urinal and unzips his jeans He pulls his penis out, strokes it a bit, and then points it toward the urinal. I watch closely. He Holds his penis and pee gentley flows out of it into the urinal and gets sucked up by the drain. The boy smiles. I pull out my soggy penis out of my underwear once more and point it at the urinal. All of a sudden the teacher walks in. This startles me, so I start pissing all of a sudden. I remember what the boy did and start stroking my penis. The teacher walks over and says "you sure you can do this right?" I say yes and start getting another erection.She walks out and I start pissing again. Now leaning my pee into the urinal. I smile. I walk back up to classroom and the teacher helps me tuck my penis back in my pants while the girls watch. I never use the bathroom at that day care again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #4092 — Comments (8) — Jun 18, 2002 at 12:42 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I ate a can of spinach before going to a party. I drank too much and puked, leaving green stringy puke all over the bushes. A friend of mine saw it, knew it was me, but what could I do? It was night time so no one could really see it, but imagine when the parents went outside the next day to take a gander at that! Probably looked like Swamp Thing was spraying his territory like cats do.

    #4091 — Comments (0) — Jun 13, 2002 at 5:28 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    sink! Someone I know is a plumber. He told me he knocked on this lady customer's door. She answered it naked under a bathrobe. He goes in anyway, the complaint was the toilet was clogged. These people filled the toilet up with shit, then filled the sink up with it, then started piling up the shit in the bathtub. People like that need a litter box. needless to say, my plumber friend left. Why did they wait so long to call the plumber? How could they live like that? At least go outside and take a dump in the neighbor's yard or something.

    #4090 — Comments (0) — Jun 13, 2002 at 5:11 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My ex boyfriend used to kick my ass on a regular basis. I got so mad at him one time that I pee'd in a cup and put it in his pot of tomato sauce. He thought he was such a great cook and that everything he made was great and every time I cooked something, I was a stupid know-nothing failure. Yes, he ate it, and once again I had to hear about what a great cook he was.

    #4089 — Comments (1) — Jun 13, 2002 at 4:43 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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    Posted by Anonymous

    When I was in my mid-teens my girlfriend was babysitting a couple of kids. I came over and we listened to some records. All of a sudden we smelled something "suspicious". It came from the younger kid, about three. Mt girlfriend walked over to him and asked him if he went potty in his pants. He denied it, but she soon found out that he did. He stank, and really made a big mess in his underwear. She then went to the bathroom to clean him up, and I went with her "along for the ride". I'm glad that I didn't have to clean up that messy butt, and vowed not to have kids until at least thirty. It was real gross.

    #4088 — Comments (0) — Jun 12, 2002 at 2:54 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I was a this pool party with these hott guys and a bunch of my friends. I was wearing this hott bikini and all the guys were digging me. They kept sayin Lauren! You are a hott bitch! Wow!I was having the time of my life. well, we were playing chikin in tha water and I was on my crushes shoulders. I had to pee but didnt want to miss the chance. well, We almost one when my friends bottoms came down and I started laughing. NOT A GOOD IDEA!! I peed right down my crushes neck! I was so embarrasses. He threw me off his shoulder sand started screaming and yelling gross! I was stuck in a little yellow spot in the pool. Scared to move...
    Everytime I go to a pool party now before we play a game they aske me to go to the bathroomm........ or just dont ask me to be theior partner.

    #4087 — Comments (2) — Jun 11, 2002 at 4:37 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This is going to date me very well. One time, while on vacation at the shore, I had to pee really bad. So, I headed for the nearest Ladies Room. When I got inside the restroom, all the stalls were pay stalls. There was no one else in the Ladies Room, so I just crawled under the stall door. Just in time too, cause after making sure the stall door was locked, I sat down on the commode, and peed a long time. When I finished peeing, I wiped myself, then unlocked the stall door, and came out of the pay stall. The stall door banged shut. I washed my hands and freshen up. Then I left the Ladies Room. Does anyone else remember having to use pay stalls in the restrooms?

    #4086 — Comments (10) — Jun 10, 2002 at 4:04 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am 18 and a stripper. I usually know when I have my period.
    Not Last week! I was stripping and was butt naked pole dancing when a guy came over to give me money and I got my period right htere blood everywhere. Of course guys thought it was sexy. SO I got extra 50 dollers. WOOHOO!

    #4085 — Comments (1) — Jun 8, 2002 at 6:07 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The other day, my husband and I were dining out at a restaurant. The food was very good. Upon leaving, I needed to use the Ladies Room. There were six stalls in this Ladies Room, all of them were occupied. Finally, one lady flushed the commode and came out of the stall. I went into that stall, pulled down my pants and panties, sat down on the commode and peed. Upon finishing, I started to wipe myself, and noticed some blood on the tissue. I'm now going thru the change of life, with hot flashes, etc. Since I thought that I was all done with my periods, I didn't have any pads or tampons with me. By this time, most of the other ladies were finished in the stalls, and were leaving. I asked the remaining ladies, if they had any pads or tampons. They all said no. However, one lady said there was a tampon machine in her stall. She said she was finished, and that I could use that stall. That stall was the handicapped stall. So,I then pulled up my pants and panties, flushed the commode, came out of my stall, and went into the handicapped stall. The tampon machine was located alongside the commode. So, again, for the second time, I pulled down my pants and panties, and sat down on the commode. I, then started looking in my purse for a quarter for the tampon machine. I could not find any quarters. At this time, I was the only lady in the Ladies Room. No one else came in. Then, for the second time, I pulled up my pants and panties, flushed the commode, and left the handicapped stall. I went back out in the lobby of the restaurant to find my husband. When I found him, I asked him for some quarters for the tampon machine. He gave me some quarters, and I went back into the Ladies Room. Once inside, I found the handicapped stall was occupied. So I had to wait. When the lady came out, I went in. Again, for the third time, I pulled my pants and panties down, and sat down on the commode. While sitting on the commode, I put a quarter in the coin slot of the tampon machine, and turned the handle. A tampon dropped down. The tampon machine worked, so I bought two. I, then inserted the tampon, and peed again. After wiping, and again for the third time, I pulled my pants and panties back up. I then, flushed the commode, and left the handicapped stall. I freshen myself up, and left the Ladies Room. I, then found my husband in the lobby, and finally, we both left the restaurant. This story is embarrassing in two ways. First, I didn't have any quarters for the tampon machine, so I now carry change with me where ever I go. Second, is the location of the tampon machine. Most Ladies Rooms that have a lot of stalls, have the tampon machine located on a wall, or alongside the outside of a stall. This way, when you need to buy a pad or a tampon from the vending machine, you can use any stall, instead of waiting for just that one stall. As the old saying goes, "Always expect the unexpected." This time it hit me twice.

    #4084 — Comments (7) — Jun 6, 2002 at 5:26 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — Gross —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Well, the title is pretty self-explanatory...I was hurrying to my day job after eating a nice cup of strawberry yoghurt with bran and bananas in it. I started feeling sick on the way to work, but figured I'd be OK once I made it to the bathroom. I made it to the bathroom and sat on the toilet-sick at both ends-UGH! Several people from my work came in to check on me since they all saw me running to the bathroom. I know the smell was horrible, since I was sitting on the toilet sick with nowhere to puke but on the floor-it was running under the doors, etc. I thought I was OK, but when I went outside the bathroom stall where everyone was, I puked a few more times all over the nice clean floor. It was gross.

    #4083 — Comments (0) — Jun 4, 2002 at 8:17 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
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