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I Hate My Neighbor..

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— I Hate My Neighbor —
I hate my neighbor for diffrent reasons than most. I hate him because I can't resist sex. My dad and mom get along with our neighbors great and I think they are like best friends. My parents don't know that when ever I get alone with him we either have sex, or I suck him, or somthing always happens. He is older than my dad and he is married and has children my age. I like haveing sex with him. I can't resist. When no one is home I come over and he licks my clit and I suck his cock. He fucks me all the time. This summer we had a pool party and we met in our bathroom and he took my bikini off and fucked me on the sink, while his wife and kids and my parents and some more of my friends were outside in our pool. It was amazing.

#10588 — Comments (5) — 11/24/2011 at 6:26 PM — That's Juicy! (20) — That's Lame. (8)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
About 12 years ago our then new neighbor had a block wall removed that was at the edge of our property. He said he thought it was his wall, but agreed to replace it. He replaced it with a cheap wooden fence.

We eventually had to take him to court where we won the maximum allowable in small claims court. $5000. Over a year later, he still hadn't paid. The only thing the civil court could do is award a judgement. They had no authority to make him pay.

Almost two years after the judgement, I went to check my mail and saw I received some of his mail. One of them was from Capital One the credit card company.

Having most of his personal information from the court proceedings, I applied for a credit card in his name. I was just planning on messing with him a little. I never expected to receive the card. I really wanted him to find out and have, at the very least, a fraud alert attached to his credit.

A weird thing happened. Our mailman is incompetant and constantly puts mail in the wrong boxes. Most of the time, myself and our neighbors will just put misplaced mail on top of the community mail box. It happens so often, there is always a rock up there used as a paperweight.

I looked through the pile of the misplaced mail and saw our neighbors name. I felt through the envelope and felt something the size of a credit card. That came home with me and sat for a few weeks until I decided what to do with it.

I finally opened it and saw that I needed to call an 800 number from the phone number given to the card company. Late one night, I went to the phone pole at the street, followed the lines from his house and hooked up a phone to his line using alligator clips. I got a dial tone and quickly activated the credit card. Now I have an active credit card in his name. Still not sure what to do with it, it just sat in a desk drawer for another year.

One day, a neighbor walking her dog mentioned that the other neighbor was in the process of looking for another home in another city and likely won't be our neighbor much longer.

Empty house. Active credit card. That same night, I went back to the phone pole, hooked up a laptop using dial up with his phone number and a AOL trial disk. I went to the Alienware website, built up and ordered a $5000 laptop and had it shipped to his address.

UPS attempted delivery three days later. That night, I went to his doorstep and signed his name to the note they left authorizing delivery. On the 4th night I picked up my brand new laptop from his doorstep.

I don't see how he could deny he ordered the computer. His information on the credit card. It was ordered from an internet line using his phone number and sent to his address.

I would call us even.

#10484 — Comments (4) — 10/30/2011 at 5:35 PM — That's Juicy! (5) — That's Lame. (5)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbor is alway complaining about our music and that we throw parties once in a while. He aparently never has any fun in his life. But he does have a sexy ass wife and sweet ass daughter. I can't stand him he thinks he is better than everyone else.
Well when the parents were away I saw their swwet little girl laying by their pool. She was small and tiny evey were I love looking at that little body. So since mom and pop were away I thought I would see what I could do. I rang the door bell and no answe then I went around back and nocked on the privacy fence and she said come in and I opened it and she was loking good wearing her little white bikini. She was looked better up close than thru my 2nd floor window. We talk for a minute and she said she didnt know why her dad was like that about me and she thought I was nice. We talked more and I found out that her parent will not be home for hours. So we kissed and I felt her and fingered her. She looked sweetand incocent but inside she was a slut needing to get out. She sucked my dick and her dad called and she answered while sucking my dick they said they were going to be home earlier than they planned and wanted to know if she wanted anything while they were away she kept sucking me and stopped long enought to tell them what she wanted. Then as soon as she stopped talking on the phone she said come inside I dont have long. I came in and she sucked my dick standing by her parent room she went in their roomand bent over their bed and I started fucking her hard she loved ever bit of it. She started screaming fuck me fuck me. Then I heard her parents car in the drive way I started cumming and pulled out and she turned around and sucked my cock as I shot cum down her throat. I could hear her dad opening the door to the house. I said maybe we can do again sometime she said yes we can..then I ran out thru the patio pool door and out the privacy fence..
His wife is next...

#10458 — Comments (1) — 10/24/2011 at 7:25 PM — That's Juicy! (11) — That's Lame. (4)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I live in an apartment building with paper thin walls. Do they care? no. Are the deaf? Probably. The hammer banging on the ground, the 6am baths with his bum sliding against the bottom of the tub, the racist discussions loud enough for me to hear. "Oh the white man this...and Oh the white man that, and Us Black people this and that" I am seriously so sick of it. I rather have the 9am sex couple that was above my apartment 2 years ago back than deal with this guy. He is so inconsiderate. If the office won't do anything about the sex couple, I doubt they'll do anything about a noisy racist. No one wants to hear me whine and complain so I am glad I found a way to vent this out. I really needed it..since he's made a point to start his hammering at 8am this morning.

#10291 — Comments (1) — 9/10/2011 at 8:16 AM — That's Juicy! (6) — That's Lame. (3)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
She is a crazy bitch who can't have a conversation with you that lasts less than 30 minutes and talks shit on everyone you know in common. She steals my newspaper, has gotten caught going through my mailbox TWICE, and called the police on me because of cars parked in front of my house for a party (a party ANOTHER neighbor was having, not me).

My revenge: I'm bi and I've been regularly blowing her "straight" son in exchange for recreational herbs since he was 19. So yeah I hate her, but love the payback.

#10143 — Comments (1) — 8/3/2011 at 5:49 PM — That's Juicy! (4) — That's Lame. (4)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
The reason I hate my neighbor is because of what she has caused me to become. I was always respectful of women but this girl has caused me to become a perv. She and her mother Madaline, have lived next door to me for over 4 years. I was friendly with the mother and knew for a long time that she and her daughter Lynn argued often and I could hear them yelling at times.

Lynn just turned 20 but from what I understand has had drug and alcohol problems since her early teens. Madaline has been living on a disability pension for many years and is confined to a wheelchair most of the time.

I'm 55, devorced for 10 years and have a son who lives with his mother in Ohio. I always cut Madelines grass and help her with minor repairs. She gave me a key to her house about two years ago and last year I began driving her to her friends condo every Friday evening and bringing her back home Sunday morning. She always asked me check up on Lynn and let her know if she was behaving herself. I would call Lynn asking if she was ok and she seemed to be doing well for awhile.

Then one Saturday night all the lights were on in the house and she wasn't answering my phone calls. Madaline tried calling her also and asked me to go over and see if Lynn was ok. I went into the livingroom calling to her but she didn't respond. I turned off some of the lights downstairs and went up the steps calling her name several times. When I got to her bedroom door she was laying naked in bed with all the lights on. It had been decades since I saw such a young beautiful body like hers and I just stood looking at every inch of her. I went back down stairs for a minute and called Madaline telling her Lynn was just sleeping and was ok. I went right back up and spent over an hour looking at her. I admit I also slowly spread her legs open and masturbated as I lusted over her body.

I am not sure if she was drunk or had taken some type of drug but she was completly unconcious. I turned off the bright lights before I went home only leaving a small lamp lit. When I saw Lynn the next day I told her, her mother was worried about her the night before but only mentioned I turned off the downstairs lights. It was only two weeks later on a Friday night well after I took Madaline to her friends place that I saw Lynn stumble into the house. It was after 2 am and I had sat watching for her to get home. I called on the phone twice and waited about an hour before I went over. The whole time trying to think of an explanation for doing so if Lynn was awake and alert. I did hollar out her name when I went in the front door but she never answered me. There were few lights on this time so I went up the steps not knowing what to expect.

When I got to her room the lamp was on and Lynn was sound asleep. I was so nervous about what I was doing I knocked on the door and called out her name again. I then turned on the ceiling light to make sure she wasn't awake. I was dissapointed that she wasn't naked this time but all she had on was a night shirt and panties. I was shaking as I did it but I pushed the night shirt up over her breasts and took off her panties. She stirred slightly a couple times but still never woke up. I touched her breasts at first then pushed her legs apart as far as I could. I only had shorts on this time and I took them off and touched her face, lips and hand with my penis. In the course of an hour or so I masturbated twice before leaving.

In the last 8 months I have done this 11 more times. four of those times she was already naked and twice only had panties on. Two months ago she was fully dressed when I went in. I was going to leave but instead litterly tried to wake her. When she didn't wake after me talking to her and shaking her shoulder, I went ahead and undressed her. When Madaline is home Lynn never does the drugs or drinks in front of her mother. I was dissapointed a few times when Madaline decided to stay home over the weekend. I talk to Lynn and Madaline everyday and I am positive that Lynn has no knowlege of what I have been doing. They both know my girfriend well and also know my son. I sit for hours sometimes watching for Lynn to come home. I can always tell when she is under the influence of something but am very careful when I go into the house. I always wait at least an hour or more and can usually tell when to go in just by the number of lights that are on. I wait at least 15 or 20 minutes, and call twice hoping she doesn't answer.

I don't know all the drugs she takes but one night there was crack on her night table. Another night there were some pills in a napkin but I don't know what they were. Her girlfriend drops her off most of the time and I am beginning to think Lynn is either gay or bisexual. She doesn't have a boyfriend right now but she has in the past. I can't beleive it myself that I have stooped to doing something like this. I'm addicted to it so badly I often tell my girlfriend I don't feel good or go out to dinner making sure I take her back to her apartment before 2 am. It's always between 3 and 5 am that I am in the house with Lynn. Sometimes I go with only my bathrobe on and other times just wearing gym shorts. In any event I am naked most of the time as well, have a perpettual erection and masturbate twice. I fondle her breasts more than ever and touch her vagina and have touched her anus several times. I do finger her and have penitrated her vagina slightly. A number of times she got a little wet but that was the extent of it. She never responds and hardly ever moves around. She seldom rolls over, but it does alarm me when she does because I imagine her waking up. I don't know what I would do if she did wake up and catch me doing all of this to her. As guilty as I feel I still plan on doing it. During the week I masturbate just thinking about it.

I have thought about taking pictures or videoing her but so far haven't sunk to that level. I like Lynn but I also hate her for being so pretty and sneaky about her drug use.

#9987 — Comments (4) — 6/2/2011 at 12:01 PM — That's Juicy! (5) — That's Lame. (7)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I have a old fat neighbor that is so nosy everytime i am out side she is in her window or porch watching me.I am gonna fuck her in her ass just because she is so nosy.She is 300lbs long gray hair 60`s.I am 36.I am staring to speak to her just to get to know her and fuck her fat ass.

#9715 — Comments (0) — 3/15/2011 at 10:00 AM — That's Juicy! (5) — That's Lame. (4)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I know I brought this whole situation on myself but the fact of the matter is that Helen has a big mouth. Two years ago I moved into a apartment building and lived on my own for the first time. I was 22 and the youngest in the entire building. Helen is my next door neighbor and just turned 56 three weeks ago. She was always kind to me right from the start but also pushy and at times obnoxious. She is extremely heavy and always wears those ugly house coats. For some reason she seemed to like me right away more than I wanted her to. I work everyday during the week and she soon began fixing me meals and snooping into my personal life. She gave me a key to her apartment and insisted I give her my key which I reluctantly did. One day I came home from work and all my dirty clothes were washed and stacked on my bed. I thanked Helen for doing it then also realized she cleaned and vacummed my apartment. I told her it wasn't necessary but she claimed it gave her something to do since was alone and on SS disability. To an extent she began to spoil me. I never had dirty dishes or dirty clothes and my apartment was always clean. She would bring me a dinner a few nights a week or leave me a note that she put a platter in my fridge. She made cookies, cake and pie and treated me better than my mother ever did. After only a few months she began coming into my apartment in the evenings. At first she would knock before unlocking my door but before I knew it would just walk in on me, several times while in my underware and once when I was naked. I guess I was embarrased about it but she would just grin at me encouraging me to feel comfortable around her. She knew my girlfriend and I had broken up and kept asking me questions about it even asking me how our sex life was. I didn't want to talk about it but Helen was relentless and I did begin telling her personal things she had no right asking me about. Things not only about my x girlfriend but also about my family. She is the type of woman who can be intimadating and since she is so much older than me I think I let her intimadate me to an extent. She would just walk in on me once or twice a week to bring me things and got to where I never knew when she would come into my apartment. I wanted to get my key off of her but she treated me so well I think I felt to bad to ask her. She was sweet and kind but also became very dominating and careing for me as though I were a child. Aside from doing my wash she even ironed my work shirts and I no longer had socks with holes. The only times I didn't see her was on weekends when she went to her sisters house.

Seven months or more had gone by and by that time she saw me in my underware so many times it didn't bother me anymore. I thought to myself a few times and worried that she wanted me like a boyfriend which she didn't. She rarely walked in on me two nights in a row but one night she walked in and I was in my bedroom masturbating. I didn't hear her come in and I had just ejaculated and realized she was standing in my doorway. Now I was completely embarrassed even more than the time she saw me naked. She only grined at me and said she would take the platter to the kitchen for me. I put shorts on and didn't know what to do or say to her. When I walked into the kitchen I found myself starting to apoligize to her, when it really wasn't my fault she saw me jerking off. Then she half heartedly apoligized to me but also telling me it was ok for me to do that since I didn't have a girlfriend. She then went on to say she hoped I didn't mind her coming in and being her friend. She went on a long speal telling me of her loneliness and that the only other friends she had was her sister and the people in our building. She sheepishly told me she like seeing me undressed and that she had no sex life at all and only masturbated herself. Not leaving very much alone she also said she enjoyed seeing my penis and especially liked watching me masturbate. She had been standing watching me longer than I had relized at the time. I admit I was speechless and she just kept talking, finally asking me if I objected to her coming in my apartment as often as she did. Helen was giving me an opening to say I did object but without thinking about it I told her she was always welcome. Thats all she needed to hear and her visits became even more frequent.

It was a few weeks later when she caught me masturbating again, only this time I was already finished but still naked. Like I said before she saw me in my underware almost all the time but that was only the third time she had seen me naked. She only gave me a grin again and said she was sorry she didn't come in sooner. I just looked at her in amazement and then asked her if she liked seeing me naked and liked watching me masturbate. I put a towel around me and we went into the kitchen. As soon as we sat down she told me I was a slim handsome guy and that she never gets a chance to see a man naked or especially see a man playing with himself. She said she wishes I would be naked more often and then asked to see my penis again. Now I know this makes me sound like an exibitionist but I stood up and took the towel away letting her see me nude. All she said then was thank you. I have never had any sexual interest in her and still don't but find it fascinating that a woman like her could be so bold as to ask me to expose myself. Before she left she asked if she I could be naked sometimes when she comes over and for whatever reason, I agreed to it. I no longer felt embarrassed about her seeing me nude and perhaps thought of it as a compliment as rediculous as that may sound. I seldom went out during the work week and began being naked almost every evening even when Helen didn't come in. When she did it was obvious she was pleased when I was naked. It did feel strange for a month or so but I began enjoying her looking at me. My penis is only average at best and I guess it made me feel more confident of myself by the way she kept looking at me. At first I didn't get erections often but after a short time I started getting them often. I said things to her referring to my penis size and she always reassured me that I was normal. She no longer left platters in my fridge but would bring them in and heat them up for me. I even eat naked sometimes and she would sit talking to me as I did. It was last December the first time she asked me to masturbate in front of her. She did see me twice before but not when I knew she would be watching me. The first time I knowingly jerked off in front of her I was standing up but after that I would lay on my bed and do it. With no sexual feelings for her it did stimulate me just having her watch me. What I thought would be humiliating has become more of a turn on for me. Thursday evening February 3, 2011 is the first time she mastubated me and simply asked me if she could. I don't know how much experience she has had but I have never been jerked off as well as she does it. She put baby oil on her hands and not only held my penis but also held my scrotum and brush her finger along my anus up to the bottom of my testicals. She masturbates me once or twice a week now always asking my permission. Other times she just likes watching me masturbate myself. She never touches herself and has never taken her clothes off or exposed herself in any way. I know she is embarrassed about her body and has told me so many times. The only sexual interest I have in her is the fact that she masturbates me. If you ever saw her you would know why. The only problem is that I found out she has told some of the other women in the building that she sees me naked. The husband of one of the married women told me he overheard a few of them talking about me. Evidently she never tells them she masturbates me but has told them she saw me doing it. I confronted her about it last month and all she could do is apologize and said she wouldn't do it anymore. The looks I get from three of these women are like daggers and I am not sure how much Helen has told them about me. I know for sure Helen has told those three differnt things about me but don't know how many others she said things to. I have been dating a girl for 4 months but still let Helen masturbate me every chance I get and let her see me naked most of the time she comes over. I'm just glad she visits her sister every weekend and am apprehensive to let her meet my girlfriend.

#9691 — Comments (1) — 3/8/2011 at 2:53 PM — That's Juicy! (5) — That's Lame. (4)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
The other day one of my girlfriends called me up and she was screeming on the phone.when she calmed down she told me theres a web site that has me on it and im totally naked.I told her it wasnt me but she said i would have to see for my self.Now im only 14 yrs old and ive never been naked in front of a boy or anyone.when I looked up the web site I almost died.there were all kinds of pics of me naked doing thing that I only do when Im alone.danceing and streching nude in my room.Theres even short movies of me getting dressed and undressed.I mean these movies were like the person was close by.In one clip Im kinda playing with my self I dont remember doing it but its like up close U can see like both my asshole and my pussy hole Sorry for the language but I dont no any other way to say it.This person knew what he wanted to see all the clips were when I was naked and u can see my boobs and pussy.the grossest one i spread my self open I meen open too.i cant beleave that million of boys and horny old guys r seeing this web site.i am afaid to go out side or to school because I no that all the boys at school are going on that site and seeing me naked and opening my croch like a porn star.I didnt tell my mom and the house next store has lots of apartments in it so I cant tell who did it.I cant beleave that someone would tape a 14 yr old girl naked and put it on the net i thought u had to be 18 to post pics on the net but i guess not I flaged it but it is still there what do I do

#9619 — Comments (5) — 2/7/2011 at 12:27 PM — That's Juicy! (11) — That's Lame. (1)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I absolutely -LOATH- my plebian, common as muck, drunken neighbours!

Thes e revolting creatures lack intelligence, wouldn't be able to find the meaning of the word decency in a dictionary if it were highlighted in bright neon yellow! And probably think scratching their backsides with a twig while burbing at the same time, is the height of sophistication!

They argue constantly, call each other 'delightful' names and throw their sordid pasts at each other to score cheap points and as a result we have heard every filthy thing we possibly can in connection with their sad, empty,cheap booze filled joke of a life!

They have now been served a notice after we wrote to our local MP and involved the local enviromental health team and the low life scum are now spreadig malicous rumours about us in a pathetic tit for tat campaign, that has been spotted for what it is by other neighbours who are also sick to the back teeth of them. There's just the one old hag who has sided with them as she is as nasty as they are and, like them, is not so popular with the longer standing resisdents, and 'needs' them on side- old trout!

They are seriously overweight, smoke like stinking chimneys, eat fried garbage and drink, drink, and drink some more...always the cheap stuff. They have a reputation for living in the local 'dirt cheap' pub and causing trouble.

We have heard them spouting their verbal sewage up until the early hours of the morning, this includes our daughter. She has been introduced to words that, frankly, make MY hair curl!!

These cretins are in their 60s! She calls him a peadophile more often tha not and accuses him of fancying his own daughter. Now if that's true, why the hell is she with him??! If it isn't, why the hell does he stay with someone who says such things to him -SICK!! She has made threats to have him beaten up and killed! Goads him about not being able to perform as a man, despite having a stash of Viagra (YUCK!) they haven't been intimate for five years, from what we have heard her whe she's complaining! Mid you, if you saw the ugly so and so's, you wouldn't touch them with a twenty foot pole!

I want them out! I want them gone! Even though we are getting the place soundproofed! Thankfully they live beneath us, so I like the fact that we are above them, and we are in every sense of the word!

Cheap, nasty, stupid, ugly pieces of excrement they are!

*PHEW! I feel better for that! Hah! ;)

#9395 — Comments (0) — 11/20/2010 at 6:31 PM — That's Juicy! (3) — That's Lame. (0)

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