I Hate My Neighbor..
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?
Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?
Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
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— I Hate My Neighbor —Once again, greetings from beautiful downtown Dundas, Canada.
Okay- Came home from work early (the perks of flex time). Not one, not two, but three of the trashy neighbours sitting on their front porch (at least I assume there is a porch still there- who could see under all the s*$# that has been parked there since before Labour Day). And one teen skank is still wearing a housecoat at 3 15 in the afternoon!
Now I know, she could possibly be a nightshift worker who just woke up, but I'm too old for fairytales! That would actually mean that I would have to believe that any of them have jobs or attend school..... and my mother didn't raise me to be stupid. Unfortunately, it appears that their mother has raised them stupid. Or at least ignorant and foulmouthed. I'm assuming that they are all the spawn of this woman. I could be wrong, again, but....
Since Mother Nature was not kind last evening, and the lightening bolt didn't make them and my problems disappear, I guess I'll have to continue to fantasize about other methods to expedite their departure. A sinkhole might be more amusing, but the logistics are a little difficult.... for now. #9243 — Comments (0) — 9/8/2010 at 6:19 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (0) -
— I Hate My Neighbor —Okay- Day after Labour Day here in beautiful, downtown Dundas, CANADA.
You may remember from my earlier rant about the white trash neighbours who moved in over the weekend-the ones with s*$# piled on the front and back decks, the bonfire being fed with broken furniture that they (for some God unknown reason) brought with them, and the delicate ladylike discussion of some skank tuning a broad in the North end of Hamilton.
Right now, I am looking at a backyard full of broken pieces of wood ( perhaps a family heirloom), and listening to the mother (a real June Cleaver, I’m sure) as she screams profanity at her children about bring some s&$# in the house and not f*$#ing caring.
I’m thinking of talking to the rest of the neighbourhood (not something I do often, I should inform you), and possibly starting a pool to see how long before the police have to be called.
The weather forecast is calling for possible showers overnight. Would it really be so bad to pray for a thunderstorm, and for lightening to strike the house?
Just wondering.
#9239 — Comments (0) — 9/7/2010 at 7:41 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — Lame (0) -
— I Hate My Neighbor —Dear God. Please, please, please, let them be thrown out this time! The last time their house was in foreclosure was more than a year ago, and somehow they are still here. Don't know how that works, but they now owe $528,000 with late fees, back taxes, and unpaid hazard insurance. Their house is worth a little over $300,000. Maybe. If they can find a buyer. Why do these stupid people insist on opening a restaurant (unless it's a McDonalds) in this economy? God forbid they should have to work for somebody else. Maybe they'll go back to the shithole of a middle eastern country they came from? That's too much to hope for. I'd be happy if they moved out of the neighborhood! #5097 — Comments (3) — 12/17/2009 at 3:33 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (1)
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— I Hate My Neighbor —My neighbors are horrible people. At 3 AM they rev up the cars they have, slam doors, and have fights. I go outside at 9:30 pm to call in the cat, and the crazy old bitch somes running out, screaming she is trying to sleep, and i'm to loud. #5096 — Comments (2) — 12/16/2009 at 1:36 AM — That's Juicy! (2) — Lame (0)
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— I Hate My Neighbor —My neighbors peice of shit car is broken right. His front fender is out of align. So my other 3 neighbors help him the tie up his car to the telephone pole with the electricity lines, and cable. mean while right next to it their is an old street pole with NOTHING on it!!!! so the dumb ass' that they are use the one with the electrical on it and the guys car broke even more serves them right!!!!
I HATE MY NEIGHBORS!!! #5095 — Comments (1) — 12/14/2009 at 2:19 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — Lame (0) -
— I Hate My Neighbor —My neighbour is an A1 Asshole. He has a major lawnmower festish, I mean who waxes their lawnmower, c'mon. He also likes to rev shit in his garage, usually from midnight til 6 am. His wife works like a dog to keep this bastard alive. Why?. He's the crudest, rudest dude on the planet. He drives his vehicles up and down his driveway for hours and hours because he lost his license. More on his lawnmower, he put a chain steering wheel on it. For sure he's a petty theif and a rat, according to other neighbours who have lived here longer than I. Man next house I buy, I am having a conversation with the neighbours first. #5094 — Comments (4) — 12/13/2009 at 1:28 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)
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— I Hate My Neighbor —the crazy check neighbors invest all their money in beer and ciggies and steal when i am a t work, i have order of no trespass but.... loud and they love fires too. Please make them move!!!! thank YOU JESUS
Her ARC retarded fetal alcohol daughter who doesnt know whats what and that s not her fault poor thing, was allowed to marry a wierdo user and they had 2 babies which the state of fla has taken away thank GOD. and tied her tubes but not him yet. TRASH unbelievable TRASH #5093 — Comments (2) — 12/11/2009 at 4:08 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0) -
— I Hate My Neighbor —There is no room in society for people to inflict cruelty on animals.
I suggest you all guard your pets with extreme vigilance, and surround your home with 24 hour camera surveillance because that is what I have had to do since my cat was killed by my middle eastern neighbors. #5092 — Comments (5) — 12/10/2009 at 8:17 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — Lame (0) -
— I Hate My Neighbor —God, I hate my neighbors. They are way too social. Every time I walk outside they are all in a group, and they wave for me to come talk to them.
It's only gotten worse. They started coming to my house at all hours of the day (and night), just to come in uninvited and try to get me to buy them alcohol and cigarettes, or to have a random conversation that lasts forever. I stopped answering the door when they come, but they won't stop knocking.
Finally, my aunt, uncle, and cousin found out where I live, so they moved next door and they try to help me with cooking, cleaning, etc. I don't want their help, they are extremely patronizing.
My life is a mess. #5091 — Comments (3) — 12/10/2009 at 5:06 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0) -
— I Hate My Neighbor —I always think logically, and that is, get anyone back, who is getting at you in any way.
As logical as it is, the only way to get even, is to give back what they give you. #5090 — Comments (1) — 12/8/2009 at 2:37 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — Lame (0)