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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Why do black people talk so loud?And play that shitty rap that all sounds the same?And why do they need to buy pit bulls...gotta keep up on da image yo!

    #5376 — Comments (7) — Jan 23, 2003 at 4:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I must confess this,my last residence was in a duplex,the next building over lived a black wanna-bee gangsta,you know the type new sneekers,but no car insurance,a cell phone,but no house phone,anyway to make the gangsta look complete he gets a rottweiler,buids a half ass dog house with plywood (he stole),and props up some 3ft.chicken wire to encircle the dog house.Now I have two small children,and the fuck if I'm gonna wait till this abused dog eats one of them!...so the first time he got out I complained,the second time I shot him with an air rifle(he's lucky I didnt use my .45...),so now the nig works nights and leaves his dog outside to bark all night.So I get some AMBIEN(SLEEPING PILLS)ABOUT 8 PILLS,AND STICK IT IN A PEANUTBUTTER sandwich then I threw it to him,well he was out cold in about 30min. and I think the large dose made him retarded,because he just sits there and stares...no barking anymore....the moral to the story is dont buy a dog as a status symbol,because if I move in next to you I'll put him to sleep....ceep it reeel all yo wannabee gangsta trash!!!

    #5375 — Comments (8) — Jan 21, 2003 at 10:52 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    everyone writes about "how bad the neighbors are..."
    simple cure. firebomb their ass. it's amazing how fast a 5 gallon gas blaze will get the lowest of scum moving. the police will probably be glad they don't have to deal with the complaints anymore.

    #5374 — Comments (1) — Jan 20, 2003 at 12:14 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i hate my neighbors. they are disgusting filthy trash. We moved in to our duplex last November, it is really a nice place actually more like a townhome than a duplex. one problem though, you can hear what is going on in the neighbors place, just as i am sure they can hear us. the first day they moved in , they left their alarm clock going off for minutes at a time then they would hit snooze and 9 minutes later it would go off again. This woke me up out of sound sleep and continued for approximately one hour. Plus their dog is a nuisance. THE BUILDING I LIVE IN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A NO PET BUILDING THAT WAS IN MY LEASE AGREEMENT. I have an extreme allergy to animals of any kind. I have been wheezing, breaking into hives, ever since they moved in. So I decided to move. Ever sine I told my landlord I was moving they have done all sorts of ridiculous idiotic things. (LANDLORD AND THE NEIGHBOR) including, landlord changed the lock for the private pool that is supposed to be for our use and theirs, so my husband and I cannot go in. Letting their dog (A FUCKING ROTTWEILER) swim in the pool, letting the dog shit in the yard near our bbq pit, splashing water from the pool all over my NEW FUCKING car which combines with the dust from the alley and makes water and mud stains all over my car, and putting up chimes right outside my fucking window. I don't know what to do, I am going crazy. At this point I have thought of many things, one including throwing their dogs shit that they leave in the yard into the swimming pool. But what else can I do. They are seriously making me nuts. My landlord left me a note last week, saying she would be coming "into" my apartment to check on my place because the neighbors told us we did not spend enough time at home. Plus she called me and asked where I got the money to get a new car, and she said that the neighbors told her that they didn't understand how we had bought a new car,since they knew we hadn't paid our rent on time. I TOLD THE LANDLORD, HEY , FIRST OF ALL HOW DID THE FUCKING NEIGHBORS FIND OUT I HAD NOT PAID MY RENT ON TIME ANYWAY? AND SHE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO TELL ME...THAT IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

    I want to beat all of them to a pulp, but my husband is such a wuss. Tell me what I can do. I want to make them fucking suffer for this bull shit they have been fucking pulling. ANY ADVICE, WOULD BE SO HELPFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #5369 — Comments (0) — Jan 19, 2003 at 12:43 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My friend next door recently had thier car towed to the impound yard by the town. The neighbor that we both disliked and knew very well, called the town and reported an abandoned car (he knew it was in the middle of being repaired and the car was going to be on the road legally soon). Help!!!!!! What do I do???? This is a six year war in my neighborhood. This neighbor has cost both of us money in fines from town codes. He has even let thier two small dogs out and then called animal control. We are always helpless to get revenge!!! Please help us get this trash bucket!!!!

    #5364 — Comments (1) — Jan 18, 2003 at 10:48 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am going to kill my neignor. He is an iranian. i am not racist, but he is an iranian.

    In fact, i am convinced that he is a member of the recent terrorist groups.

    When he is loud, I trun off his power to his house. (i know how to do it)

    This is one of the best ways to control a noisy neighbor. Unfortunately, its not his stereo thats loud, its his footsteps. He stomps on purpose, just to piss me off.

    Another great idea, if you have the money- invest in a killer sound system, with speakers that can handle an audible range bleo 20 hz. This range of audio is not audible (you cant hear it) but you will sure be able to feel it!! Crank it up, and let your neighbor try and figure out what the hell is going on. Rattle his pictures off the wall!!!

    Any other good ideas of how i can annonymously terrorize my neighbor??

    #5356 — Comments (3) — Jan 11, 2003 at 11:22 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This jerk came over here when I was outside saying he was gonna shoot my dog because it barks.Hes NEVER EVER left outside at night or EVER out when I,m not home!I tend to my dog better than some tend to their kids!!...I dont let him annoy people.The guys just mentally retarded! JERK!

    #5352 — Comments (2) — Jan 5, 2003 at 3:05 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Three weeks ago this 50+yr old lady sent two dtectives to my home. It seems they were investigating a recent break -in to her apartment building.I had no idead this alleged break in occured. I was furious however that mrs,dixon suspected me as being the one who broke in. On top of the surprise visit the investigator told me that he knows I am adopted. W hat the fuck does that have to do with anything.ThIS neighbor of mine who i've known since I was in diapers, dissapointed me and was not considerate of my personal life. this woman needs a life. I have yet to think up a good plan of action and it's unfortunate because by the time i think of something I may not be angry anymore.

    #5349 — Comments (0) — Jan 5, 2003 at 12:07 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor's are such fucking ass holes. I'm 15 year old gay male and i'm in the closet. My parents were gone for the day and i wanted to invite my boyfriend over. We have a privacy fence between the two yards, so i don't know how in the hell they saw us kissing, especially since we were at ground level in my underground pool. They had to have been looking. They told my parents when they got home, and now i'm the family blacksheep.

    #5347 — Comments (1) — Jan 3, 2003 at 3:13 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    alrite my neighbors ( the adults ) are very nce but the childeren are from hell i swear when i was 3 one of them locked me in thier playroo=m b/c i had to go home and anpother i would ride my bike and when i was just learning to ride w/ 2 wheels she would ome and push me over wonce i was going fast.. they buitl a fort in my yard and didnt let me go near it and pick all of my mothers flowers

    #5343 — Comments (0) — Jan 1, 2003 at 11:49 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
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