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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbors have a dog that barks all day and night. It drives us crazy. I have said something to them several times and they get snippy with me. The last straw was a few weeks ago when the dog was barking late at night. It had been out all day in 90 degree heat and no one been home to let the dog inside. My husband decided to call the police and report the incident as a noise violation. Now they are insanely mad at us. We have received several nasty notes that are ridiculous. They are trying to twist the situation into our fault for not being concerned for the dog. We love animals and are upset that the situation is being turned around to make us feel like bad people. The point here is you need to respect your neighbors right to peace and quiet and if you cannot stop your dog from barking or keep it inside then maybe you should not have a dog at all.

    #5328 — Comments (4) — Dec 30, 2002 at 9:45 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Trash moved in next to me last summer. Their front yard resembled a motorcycle junk yard. They had loud parties constantly.
    The one thing that I noticed was that his wife was the real jelous type.
    Finally, last month I got even for all the trash, beer bottles, and messy dogs in my yard from them.
    I hired a skanky stripper for his birthday. He had fun until his wife came home and caught them in a lap dance.
    Darn the luck. She kicked him out and moved back to mama.

    #5315 — Comments (1) — Dec 21, 2002 at 1:46 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My ex-neighbor was so bad. I lived in my house for 6 1/2 years and he never had a job. The skank of a wife worked part time and thay had 3 skank kids. All the asshole ever did was take care of his 6 inbreed dogs and harrass people. I finally decided to move after they stole my wheel chair ramp for my 2 handicap children. these people are such white trash, one year they even stole the CHRISTMAS LIGHTS off our house!!!! of course the police would never do anything to them. Finally I decided to move for the sake of my children! it was either that or go to jail for assualt. beleive me, I sure hope what comes around goes around!

    #5305 — Comments (4) — Dec 19, 2002 at 8:28 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My Neighbor is the Devil. He has made my mother's and my life a living hell for the past few years. It started when he bought a barn between our two houses. He wanted 1/4 of our back lawn to get to his hay mount (We only have .25 acres) in exchange for the rightaway to the driveway between the two property's. Since we already have the rights to half the driveway way my mother said no. Well......
    That made him mad, then he started giving us trouble for that reason only. He put a twine propery boundry between the driveway and our house, and threatened to put a fence up so we could not use the driveway. While that line was up my 72 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER TRIPED, AND LUCKLY THERE WAS A CAR THERE SO SHE DIDN'T FALL TO THE GROUND. Now he has been putting busses in the drive way so I cannot get out of m driveway with my car. He lines the bus up with the car evenly... I belong to the Fire dept. and so does my devil of a neighbor, he tries tomak laws up making it so that I cannot do much. I just don't understand him one bit at all.

    [email protected]

    #5303 — Comments (2) — Dec 18, 2002 at 11:46 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I just have to add more! My little girl has been sick for the past week since my most recent run-in with the fat, horse next door, so she has not had to be involved in the neighborhood kids play yet. This woman is so sick, so WARPED that she is now pawning all of the kids so that Tori will have no one to play with! Since Tori is not allowed in their yard, she has now taken to inviting EVERY kid in the neighborhood to her house to play with her mutants. Now, let me tell you that there is one particular girl that she swore her girls were NEVER "allowed" to play with...in no uncertain terms. She has repeatedly referred to this cute little girl as "evil", "bad" and a "brat" whose parents are "swingers" and "bizarre". Now, we are friendly with these "swingers" and their "evil" daughter, and let our daughter play with her whenever she wants to. Suddenly, she is being included in all sort of activities at the house next door. If only this girl's mom KNEW the things that crazy lady has said about her and her child! I don't want to stoop to the level of telling her, though, as I believe it would be hurtful. It is beyond my comprehension that a 45...yes 45-year-old woman (I THINK she's a woman, though its hard to tell...) would bow to the depths that she has by using children to "get" at me. And to basically "punish" our daughter because I couldn't comply with her wishes to be running our lives. I really did try, for 2 years, to be polite and take everything that she said with a grain of salt. But it got to the point where everytime I saw and spoke with her, she left me feeling awful. She always said hurtful, bizarre and judgemental things to me. Always attempted to control how I do things in my own household. Plus, having to deal with her half-assed advice such as "don't drink milk when you're taking antibiotics!" I mean, how antiquated is THAT? And who the hell cares? And what business is it of hers? AND did anyone ask for your opinion? Now she has the nerve to speak poorly about me to others in the neighborhood, and basically make me feel like a prisoner in my own home. (She has threatened to call the police for harrassment if I ever step on her property, though I have NEVER been violent or even rude in nature...SHE is the one without boundaries who wandered into our yard and HOUSE uninvited CONTSTANTLY.) My husband says, "Don't worry. Hold your head up high, because it'll all come out in the wash." But, I don't know. I don't want my children hurt in the process. They should be carefree and able to play with whomever they choose. I would even allow them to play with the mutants, as long as I were present due to the fact that their mother is a FREAK and I'd be afraid to have my daughter alone with her. What do I do? I feel like I am in some weird "Twilight Zone" episode or something.

    #5294 — Comments (1) — Dec 16, 2002 at 7:30 PM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I've put up with these wankers now for 3 years, constantly using my phone cause they can't pay their own bills, always wanting to borrow something or a lift here and there. They fight in their driveway and when he loses it, he kicks the shit out of her car with his steelcap boots. Ive always tried to be nice. The other night my boyfriend and I caught the wanker next door sneaking down my driveway with his dog looking for my cat, then we caught him perched over my fence. My cats are in at night because the hillbilly rednecks I live next to put cat traps out at night, but the wanker insists its my cats that keep him awake at night. Fuckin assehole then stormed down my driveway and threatened my boyfriend and when I told him my cats are in at night he said:- "shut the fuck up bitch, get inside and mind your own fucking business!" Can you believe this? The wankers on my property talking about my cats and telling me what to do!! I'm so fuckin wild about this prick and his leeching wife I've since decided to dob them into the council for having the dog out without a lead, Ive had the police talking to them about threatening behaviour but best of all I have so much shit on these bastards they will wonder whats hit them. She applied for a credit card under fraudulent terms, used a different name and used my address without telling me, so I contacted the bank and gave them the correct address, thats one offence. She is also cheating the social security system (second offence). She also borrowed my phone once supposedley for pizza but in actual fact it was to a friend of hers looking to buy some whiz! Dob their friends in also hehehe(third offence)- good thing this online call preview database! Their Mul Plants growing inside (fourth offence). I'm sure I will find more as time goes on. I'm still pissed at them to the extent Im thinking of renting my house out and moving to my boyfriends house. I'm still open to suggestions though???

    #5283 — Comments (7) — Dec 15, 2002 at 10:25 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I think WE the people with shitty neighbors should band together!! If someone will fuck with my neighbor, I will fuck with theirs.. I.E. Late night phone calls, nasty letters sent from out of State and so on.
    We would need to find a way to do it so nobody could be traced back, and to remain anonymous, If anybody has any ideas PLEASE POST.

    #5282 — Comments (4) — Dec 15, 2002 at 12:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I can't even believe I have gotten to this point. My husband and I bought our first home in a cute neighborhood about 2 years ago. We have a little girl and a little boy. From the beginning, the woman who lives next door has been overbearing and nosey, to say the very least. She and her husband used to live down the street in an apartment upstairs from an old, convenience-type store. When she became pregnant, at the age of 40, with their first children, (twins---good God) the Father and Mother of the son offered them to move in with them. Well, it is six years later, and this woman has managed to get the deed put in her husband's name (house is paid for) and take over the entire house. She is constantly renovating ("Before the old folks die and can't pay..") and buying her kids every toy known to man...even though her husband works practically part-time and she stays home with the 6 year old kids. They have no money of their own, but since the house is paid for, they can buy whatever they want with the little they have. (This all leads somewhere-promise) Anyhow, this woman is VERY snobby and VERY sick in the head, neurotic and paranoid delusional. Why is she snobby? Who knows, she would not have a pot to pee in if it weren't for her in-laws, who she yells at most of the time. From the time I moved in, she was CONSTANTLY in our yard. EVERY time I stepped outside, THERE she was, giving me her "advice" on how to garden, how to be a mother, how to cook, how to be a wife, etc. WAY over the top stuff. I calmly listened as she told ME how I needed to get "help" because she was sure I was suffering from depression. She would say this all the time. As her situation has grown more "stressful" due to aging in-laws...no more live in babysitters, I guess, she has been calling me more and more names like "crazy", "sick" etc. etc. Really, I just kind of mind my own business and stay away from her. It has been difficult because my little girl loves her children. Unfortunately, we have had to attempt to put a stop to her playing with them, since their mom is such a freak. (We do not trust her around our children.) SO the other day, she comes over to invite our daughter to run in the sprinkler with her kids. Actually, this was a guise, as she NEVER comes over to invite our kids to do anything. She then physically pulled my husband out on the side porch, and started jabbering his ear off about how awful I am. My husband tried to defend me and explain it was SHE who was nuts...but she kept cutting him off, and abruptly left. (!?) So, I went over to speak with her to put an end to this crap. For the sake of the kids. Anyhow, I asked her what she was doing speaking to my husband about ME, and she flipped OUT! She started yelling that I was attacking her, not letting her back into her (fenced and gated so STAY THERE!) yard, and that she was calling the POLICE for harrassment! I was shocked, to say the very least. She kept saying, "You're sick, you have problems, you need help..." Over and over again as a reply to ANYTHING that I attempted to say. She ran around the yard, flapping her arms and yelling these things. And I need help? So, she has told just about anyone who will listen that I "attacked" her and that I am crazy and need help. I do not stick my nose into people's business, so most of these people do not know who I am, and may even be inclined to believe her. However, most people are as disgusted by her as I am, but since she lives with her in-laws, who carry clout around here, she gets her butt kissed anyhow. I feel sorry for my daughter. She doesn't understand why she cannot play with the girls, and why their nutty mothwer comes to get them whenever they are talking to her. (My daughter is 2 years younger than them.) This is all much more involved than what I have written here. MANY sick things have happened over the years. This is just the most bizarre. She has said she will call the police if I go on their property (WHY?) so I cannot even speak to her in-laws, who we were crazy about. But her girls have already come into our yard asking our daughter to play and generally annoying us. I don't know what to do. We cannot move, and I cannot live this way. I am afraid to even take my own kids outside to play. And a lot of other kids my daughter tries to play with say, "Gail told us your mommy was crazy." And stuff like that. What do I do? thanks!

    #5277 — Comments (4) — Dec 15, 2002 at 12:18 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have finally found a place to vent about my a-hole neighbor. I live in an cramped apartment building and i have to endure my a-hole neighbors second hand smoke. What irritates me the most is that she is fully aware of my irritation of her disgusting habit and does it more. My question is: Is it illegal to beat the living sh*t out of her and leave her for dead somewhere in a canefield? I'm kidding =) I'm not that psyco. My question is what can i do legally or illegally to stop the insanity? Does anyone else have the same problem? What did you do? I don't think the smoke irritates me as much as her a-hole-ness. Why don't awful neighbors die horrible deaths? If anyone can give me advice (legal) i would greatly appreciate it. Thank you very much my fellow victims...

    #5272 — Comments (4) — Dec 15, 2002 at 12:53 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Everday they come by. They point at me. Sometimes they laugh.
    I am trapped!
    My only revenge is when I'm sitting on a branch is to poop and throw it at them.
    DAMN DIRTY HUMANS!!
    hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahha ha

    #5267 — Comments (0) — Dec 7, 2002 at 5:36 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove It.
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