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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Nice subject huh?
    well anyway. My neighbor is a total hottie. I am 18 and well, his window is by mine. I awtch him excorsie at night and stuff. I could never get his attention so one night I opened the window got strip down naked.. blasted the radio to SEX ON THE BEACH. and started dancing around. He came to windo wcalling out to me saying i was hott. I squeezed my boobs together and spread open my legs and stuff for him. He came over and we had sex 5 different times that 2 days. WE skipped out of school and I even got my boobs bigger for him. He showed my his dick and I even masturbated on him! He loved it. What a horney guy. I never thought I do it. Now everyn igh t i leave the window open and let him watch me get dressed. Hes here right now and we ae having sex... I am trying to type this while he is licking my crocht! ops! THanx for listening.

    #5638 — Comments (0) — May 22, 2002 at 9:38 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I hate my neighbors really bad. They are drunks, the wife is a rotten bitch and their oldest son (10) picks on my little boys for no reason. I've spoken with her and she said it would stop. Then this summer we had a big blow out over his attitude towards my younger boys. Hence, the new fence is in place and we don't have to look at their snotty faces anymore. I still have to see her everyday, getting the mail, picking up the boy at the bus ect. What can I do to get back at her? She really hurt me and the kids when she screamed that ALL MY KIDS DO IS STAND OVER THERE IN HER YARD AND STARE AT HER COMPANY!! What a bitch to be that nasty towards children. My kids are all under 6
    There is MUCH MORE to this story but I can't write forever. What can I do? I can tell the boy (the bully) is a very troubled child, I'm sure thats why he acts out towards others. How can I get back at her? She needs punished!
    What can I do?
    I can't be thrown in jail for kicking her ass I have a family to take care of!
    Any advice?

    #5636 — Comments (1) — May 22, 2002 at 8:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have this neighbor who is a pain in the ass. She is a 42 hispanic that recently moved here from Andrews Texas. It all started approximately 7 months ago. She began calling the police on my family for no reason at all. I was amazed to find a police man knocking at my door late one night only to find that she reported my dog for barking only twice.

    At this point I knew only too well that she was a "bad neighbor". With that I vowed to never look her way ever again. To my shock she called another time only this time it was more absurd. She called for a no trespassing sign I had placed in my own yard. I was speachless absolutely dismayed. The police left and laughed all the way to the patrol car ,knowing how stupid she had really been.

    To make this story even more absurd she has called the police on me over 50 times in one years. Todate no charge has ever been brought against me and no statement ever made sense to the police nor me. She has also made me want to slap her upside her head for all of this including constant name calling. This woman is oviously emotionally unstable
    and needs help for her emotional state of mind. She needs to be confined, locked away from society for how ever long it takes to rehabilitate her.

    I worked hard for my home and peaceful family life and she has tried everything in her power to brob me of that freedom. For this I had to file a complaint against her,cahrging her with harassment. She will now have to explain herself to the Judge because Im finished dealing with her.

    To be blunt I want to see her jailed for the torment and torture she has caused me and my family.

    #5631 — Comments (0) — May 13, 2002 at 10:19 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    We have these fucking asshole losers who live upstairs and constantly bang on our ceiling. The woman is a whore with three of the brattiest kids you could ever imagine!! They start around 7:30 when the bitch kicks one of them out of bed in the morning and go until 9:00 at night. Banging cabinets, running back and forth, running the water...anything you can imagine. I would love to go up there and beat the living shit out of all of them. But alas, I am too kind of a human being to stoop down to such a disrespectful, discourteous level that these mutherfuckers have!

    #5625 — Comments (1) — Apr 13, 2002 at 10:20 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had to move next door to the ONLY people in the friggin neighborhood with an outside dog, and nasty bratty kids! I am going to have a nervous breakdown.! These people are ignorant! You should hear their kids! They are only about 11 and 8. They use every cuss word in the book at the top of their lungs. Their mother will go outside and scream at the top of her lungs and call them every name in the book to try and get them to mind! No wonder our kids grow up to be a bunch of hoodlums! Her kids even talk back to her when she does this, and they just go back and forth! Who is in charge here? WHY on earth, did I have to buy a house next door to nasty brats, the only ones in a 4 block radius? Must be my lucky life! And that is not it! Oh, no sirry! They have a German Shepherd locked in a kennel in the backyard that barks at it's own shadow! What a bunch of dipshits! The poor thing is a farm dog, and they leave it locked up 24/7/365 in that damn kennel! What a life! I am going to go bonkers! Calling the law won't do me any favors, because they will know I did it! Ever hear of crystal draino in raw hamburger? Here doggy! Yum, YUM! I really am not that cruel, but I can fantasize, can't I?

    #5622 — Comments (1) — Apr 11, 2002 at 9:39 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor should be killed. He has an attack dog and he keeps it in a chainlink ramshackle pen. I'm going to have to call the cops.

    #5617 — Comments (0) — Mar 23, 2002 at 11:58 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i hate my neighbors because they go into their kitchen every night from 11:30 to 1:00 am and bang every fucking cabinet in their kichen; which happens to be on the otherside of a paper thin wall that seperates the evil from my bed room. it wakes me up all the time and then they fucking bang at7:30 in the morning i cant win. i am going to bash a peice of really heavy iron right through their fucking wall that will show the a holes.

    #5598 — Comments (3) — Mar 17, 2002 at 11:52 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have this guy that lives right next door who only plays which seems like one CD everyday all day almost non stop its blues music I swear to God he plays it anywhere from 1:00 on the morning sometimes 6 or 7:00 am . He plays it blasting loud the same songs over and over and over. Hes a drug adict. Hes old and ugly and thinks hes the shit but hes just a piece of shit. Hes playing it right now really loud its 12:45 at night.

    #5597 — Comments (3) — Mar 8, 2002 at 1:39 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my neighbors are so dirty we put a picture of there house on the net. as soon as you walk in the door theres a big pile of cat shit, garbage every where, flies that almost eat you, they never mow there grass, and there kid weres the same pair of dirty shorts for a week.

    #5583 — Comments (1) — Feb 26, 2002 at 1:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i have some neighbors [hes a junkie shes a slut posted] they are my next door neighbors i have been pondering some ideas for awhile now [2years] like putting a big dead fish between the walls problem being there "OUR" walls i dont wanna smell up my apt. as well. i guess i could get some cat piss, suck it up in a turkey baster then shoot it through there air cond. nothing smells as bad as cat piss. i was thinking for some things to do that would really smell up there apartment up but wont smell up mine.
    does anyone have any suggestions on what would really do the trick?

    #5575 — Comments (3) — Feb 21, 2002 at 9:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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