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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I had to move next door to the ONLY people in the friggin neighborhood with an outside dog, and nasty bratty kids! I am going to have a nervous breakdown.! These people are ignorant! You should hear their kids! They are only about 11 and 8. They use every cuss word in the book at the top of their lungs. Their mother will go outside and scream at the top of her lungs and call them every name in the book to try and get them to mind! No wonder our kids grow up to be a bunch of hoodlums! Her kids even talk back to her when she does this, and they just go back and forth! Who is in charge here? WHY on earth, did I have to buy a house next door to nasty brats, the only ones in a 4 block radius? Must be my lucky life! And that is not it! Oh, no sirry! They have a German Shepherd locked in a kennel in the backyard that barks at it's own shadow! What a bunch of dipshits! The poor thing is a farm dog, and they leave it locked up 24/7/365 in that damn kennel! What a life! I am going to go bonkers! Calling the law won't do me any favors, because they will know I did it! Ever hear of crystal draino in raw hamburger? Here doggy! Yum, YUM! I really am not that cruel, but I can fantasize, can't I?

    #5622 — Comments (1) — Apr 11, 2002 at 9:39 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My neighbor should be killed. He has an attack dog and he keeps it in a chainlink ramshackle pen. I'm going to have to call the cops.

    #5617 — Comments (0) — Mar 23, 2002 at 11:58 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i hate my neighbors because they go into their kitchen every night from 11:30 to 1:00 am and bang every fucking cabinet in their kichen; which happens to be on the otherside of a paper thin wall that seperates the evil from my bed room. it wakes me up all the time and then they fucking bang at7:30 in the morning i cant win. i am going to bash a peice of really heavy iron right through their fucking wall that will show the a holes.

    #5598 — Comments (3) — Mar 17, 2002 at 11:52 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I have this guy that lives right next door who only plays which seems like one CD everyday all day almost non stop its blues music I swear to God he plays it anywhere from 1:00 on the morning sometimes 6 or 7:00 am . He plays it blasting loud the same songs over and over and over. Hes a drug adict. Hes old and ugly and thinks hes the shit but hes just a piece of shit. Hes playing it right now really loud its 12:45 at night.

    #5597 — Comments (3) — Mar 8, 2002 at 1:39 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    my neighbors are so dirty we put a picture of there house on the net. as soon as you walk in the door theres a big pile of cat shit, garbage every where, flies that almost eat you, they never mow there grass, and there kid weres the same pair of dirty shorts for a week.

    #5583 — Comments (1) — Feb 26, 2002 at 1:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i have some neighbors [hes a junkie shes a slut posted] they are my next door neighbors i have been pondering some ideas for awhile now [2years] like putting a big dead fish between the walls problem being there "OUR" walls i dont wanna smell up my apt. as well. i guess i could get some cat piss, suck it up in a turkey baster then shoot it through there air cond. nothing smells as bad as cat piss. i was thinking for some things to do that would really smell up there apartment up but wont smell up mine.
    does anyone have any suggestions on what would really do the trick?

    #5575 — Comments (3) — Feb 21, 2002 at 9:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    what can i do to get rid of my junkie neighbors? hes a junkie shes a slut , with a 2 year old grubby brat. we live in a apt complex they play there music way too loud, my walls shake and pictures fall off. he sticks a needel in his arm and "falls" out , the e.m.t. have to come and give in a shot of narcan to wake him up. she is abusive to her little brat screams "you fucking brat" & "shut the fuck up"
    this kid is a 2 year old ,when we got along she fucked another man in my kitchen, and denys it so that I'am the bad person. she is a slut.. they have toys old toys they dug from a dumpster and the toys are all over the place where you can trip over them. they are the meaning of trash. they pay there rent always late but keep getting extintions they really piss me off ! i hate them and would try anything to get them evicted . one month they tell everyone they are moving , so we all party and are soo happy they will be moving, the NEXT DAY they inform us they will NEVER leave. they just get our hopes up. my neighbors are TRASH !! can anyone give me some suggestions how to get rid of my trashy neighbors?

    #5570 — Comments (8) — Feb 21, 2002 at 8:18 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    The bitch that has lived next door to me since 1976 - yes, all those awful years - is the limit. She is an old bag that once had some cleavage. She now gets push up bras and straps up those former 38 DD's to the point that the cleavage goes down before it goes up. She has this hair-do that looks like something out of the 1940's and it hangs over her face, covering one eye. She is still strutting around in spike heels and pegged pants - most of them were from some rag-bag store to begin with and are about 20 years out of date. Not bad enough...well there two trash vehicles in her driveway and one of them is a piece of shit truck with mismatched parts and it does not run. Covered with cobwebs and dirt. The other one is an old ugly Pontiac that has seen better days. And the trash around the house!!!! That is another story. One of the panes in the front window has been broken and taped for as long as I can remember, I have NEVER seen anyone clean a window and there is so much trash you can't get a car in the garage. There are rusted sheds in the backyard, a patio cover that looks like it was made of popsicle sticks and dead trees. Half the landscaping is gone, the house is just plain ugly - like curtains that have seen much better days and trash cans out on the side of the house where you can see them. Her idea of home improvement was to put up a white cast iron mail box and then - triple UGH - to reroof the house with something that should be on a tar paper shack. And...to say that she has a shitty personality is more of a compliment considering what she is really like. Please...I will trade anyone sight unseen for their neighbor if you take the Aging Sex Queen with the Inverse Cleavage off my hands. Oh.....forgot to tell you...if you have a husband beware. The old fart-ette thinks she is irresistible to men.

    #5567 — Comments (2) — Feb 21, 2002 at 2:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    a squril came up and peed on my sister!

    #5560 — Comments (1) — Feb 18, 2002 at 9:10 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I really do hate my neighbors, I am to the point that I want to kill them! Not that I ever would actually do that, but it is a nice thought! They moved in about a year ago, almost. The first day they moved in they informed me that they didn't want to live there, they wanted to live by the golf course, well, I wish they would have! The little fat boy came over the first day and barged right in my house, didn't even knock! He says "we don't have any electricity on yet and we need a flashlight". I was like, "go buy one!" Then he see's our cat and proclaims "you need to keep your cat inside because we have a dog". I replied "don't worry about our cat, he'll easily kick the crap out of your dog". Then the little girl came over and broke my daughters toys. I sent her home and she asked if ,my daughter could go to her house. Well, I asked her if the guns I saw her dad taking in the house were locked up, and she said yes, so I asked if her brother ever got them out, she said when he does he gets in trouble. I then told my daughter that no, she may not go to the neighbors. Not long after that I started to discover dog crap was being thrown over my fence and on my roof! About two weeks after noticing this I saw the fat boy throwing it over the fence! Then I noticed that discarded cigs were being tossed over my fence and were left to burn on my toddlers plastic toys! I politley asked the teenagers when they got home from school to refrain from doing that. They laughed at me. They also stare out their windows at me while I am in my kitchen or dining room. Also, the old man comes walking around in the back yard and peers over the fence and right in my house! I get their trash in my yard alot too. The other day I found an insufficient funds notice from their bank that was a month old, they bounced almost 500 bucks worth of checks. Maybe they'll bounce their rent check! The teenagers are constantly talking crap to my young daughters, and making snooty comments. They also like to play loud vulgar music outside and yell the verses over our fence at us. The verses go something like this, "if you don't like my shit then you can suck my dick". well, that made me mad because I was outside with my 11 year old, 12 year old, and mainly my 18 month old baby! I called the cops, and they flirted with the cop. One of the girls got pregnant, I am not surprised, the boyfriend lives there too. She moved but is back now. They also moved in at least two more teenagers as well. They like to shoot off firecrackers in back of my new car as well and cuss me out when I ask them not to do that. They had a dog that barked all the time and they would leave it alone with no food or water when they would leave town for a week at a time. They have cleaned up the dog crap about twice in the whole year! The dog ate a big hole in our fence. I complained to our landlords and they asked them to clean up the yard and fix the fence, which they never did. They did get rid of the dog though, then promptly replaced it with two more that they don't clean up after either! Hell, they got the two new ones and the old ones dog crap is still in the yard! The other day I was out in my daughters playhouse with her and the neighbors climbed up on the roof, where they started hollering over at me. The older teenager that lives there says "we don't talk to them, or their fuckin bitch daughters" I went off, I wanted to hurt that little bitch severly! Then about 10 minutes later the mother comes out wanting to know what the problem is. I told her her family is and has always been. She said she's going to complain about US! Well, I can't think of anymore to say, any advice!?

    #5547 — Comments (6) — Jan 19, 2002 at 11:17 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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