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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I went to make a call to my mother and when I picked up the phone I heard my neighbor's voice! The bitch was telling someone on the other end how she called a place my husband and I were looking for jobs at and told them we were drug dealers and bad elements, ect., ect.! Give me a BREAK! Isn't there such a thing called SLANDER? Then, she went on to say how when my mother was here for a visit she took down her license plate number, went to the DMV, looked up her name and got her number from information! What the hell is WRONG with this psychopath? She's even gone so far as to ask around at her work if anyone could "take care of the situation" for her so that it can't be traced back to them!I went to the police (I even had 2 witnesses, my husband & my room-mate picked up the extentions), but they just went over and talked to her. Call her, tell her to leave us alone! Her number's (386) 517-0015 we just want to be left ALONE! We even had to put up plywood because she keeps trying to peek into our window through her fence (I didn't know watching me at the computer was so entertaining!). HELP!

    #5253 — Comments (6) — Nov 8, 2001 at 8:37 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    If I have to listen to one pounding footstep of the beast next door, I will absolutely scream. Not to mention the loud music that ironically seems to turn up as soon as I walk in my home. Or the brat that has decided that my driveway is his b-ball court (don't worry about the automobile in the driveway). Does anyone have any respect anymore?

    I suppose I could always reciprocate, but who wants a pissing contest?

    #5243 — Comments (0) — Nov 4, 2001 at 6:21 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I am having a terrible time with the assholes who moved next to us. They USED to live across the street but, after harassing the people on either side of them with the authorities for the smallest infractions and sometimes just for the hell of it, they moved in next to ME! They have pursed toxic chemicals on our lawn, making a big brown streak of dead grass in our front yard, they've scared my toddler and husband by driving real close to them while they were checking our mail (no one else was on the road, the bitch was trying to be nasty!), they tresspass over and over (despite all the signs we have put up and the police telling them NOT to), they moved their fence over 6 inches, simply to tear up our walkway (Our lawyer told us it wasn't worth the effort to take them to court, esp. since it may actually have been their property but come on, 6 INCHES???? That was simply to be nasty) then they try to peek through it, into our windows!, they have made 3 calls to HRS, IRS, and Crimestoppers, claiming all sorts of untrue crap but since everything is anonymous these days, I can't prove it was them enough to take them to court. All these agencies have investigated us and determined we were not doing ANYTHING wrong. They are upset because a shed, which is on my property, has been for 20 YEARS, blocks their precious view of the wetlands behind us! They even tried to go to the city to force us to take it down! The thing that really set them off was when I caught the bitch tresspassing and asked her (nicely, I might add, despite her rude nature) to please knock on the door and tell us when she needed to go into our yard (there really isn't even any reason for her to do so), She got all offended and ranted about how she'll go in our yard whenever she needs to, etc, etc. I have tried the police, I have tried to ignore them, it just seems to be escalating. We are putting up a privacy fence which will block thier view even more and I suspect we will feel the reprecussions of this but we can't even go into our own back yard without the two of them rushing out to see what we are doing! HELP!!!!

    #5215 — Comments (2) — Oct 29, 2001 at 4:44 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    OH MH GOD....I hate my fucking neighbors so bad. The 12 year old fat ass greasy boy has been harrassing my six year old little girl, once he even pushed my three year old daughter down, he got in my face and told me fuck you i dont care ill just throw shit at your house if you call the police. I cant say or do shit to him because hes a minor and god damn it he has rights....OH MY GOD I fucking hate them all...Help, any suggestion would be seriously appreciated...Im at the end of my rope with the whole family, I feel like going over there and telling them to line up because they are all gonna get some.....The whole family makes excuses for his behaviour,,, the lie, the blame everyone else instead of him..This Kid shaved his cats tails,,Come on doesnt that scream "future serial killer" Obviously the kids alittle off, the Mom is dope smoking welfare hoodrat, the two sisters are the biggest cunts I have ever met.....HELP ME>>>>> before I end up in Jail.....And yes I am moving, Im buying a house but dont close until JUNE....lollipoptoe70@yahoo.com
    Thanks......

    #5119 — Comments (2) — Sep 26, 2001 at 10:13 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I got this guy that live across the street from me that takes pleasure in being a prick by playing his damn music at ungodly levels and spining out in his lil peace of shit car.
    The thing that ticks me off the most about his ass is that he feels like he can make noise when he wants but let my dogs start barking and he comes unglued.Shouting at them to shut up and calling
    the dog catcher you name it.Funny thing that their in the yard tied up.I even caught this bastard attemping to hit one of them with a limb.There is a ton of other stuff that i could tell
    ya but i think that kinna explains why i hate my damn fat neighbor.

    #5102 — Comments (2) — Sep 22, 2001 at 10:59 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    This fat bag of shit lives in the apartment beneath mine. Last night, he was fucking someone - a prostitute, most likely - and she was a screamer. With the paper-thin walls of my apartment complex, I heard everything. Is anything worse than hearing your neighbors having sex? I don't think so. I hope he got an STD from his little adventure.

    #5652 — Comments (0) — Jun 8, 2001 at 5:16 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    HELLO!!! When it is Halloween, and you are not home or don't care to answer the door, turn the FUCKING LIGHTS OFF! Ever seen the look in a kid's eye when he knocks and knocks and no one comes (I really hope all that knocking annoys the shit out of you, too). Next time we bring rotten eggs.

    #5590 — Comments (2) — May 1, 2001 at 5:01 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Our city provides us with recycle bins so we can recycle our cans. They also passed an ordinance that anyone caught removing cans from the bins in front of people's houses on trash days are subject to arrest for stealing. Basically, people who recycle cans for their own benefit would just swing around the neighborhoods and take 'em out of the bins.

    My neighbor, bless her heart, is this old lady, retired, has nothing to do. I drag my trash out the day before trash day, and right at dusk, she's there with her big Nordstrom shopping bag taking the cans. I don't have the heart to tell her that's city property and they could arrest her. But my tax dollars help pay for the recycling contract, so really, she's stealing from me.

    Plus, I know she's really bored. I feel like it would be bad karma to sic the police on an old lady.

    #5577 — Comments (0) — Apr 1, 2001 at 6:14 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I used to live in this condo right below this guy who was the noisiest SOB that ever lived. He had a really great sound system, but he played really awful music like shit by Celine Dion. Barf. I finally broke down and went upstairs at 2:30 in the morning to knock on his door and tell him politely to please turn the music down.

    Well he showed me. The next weekend, I am in my bathroom, and I hear him and his girlfriend .... well I hear his girlfriend doing the aaah aaah aaah thing really loud. They are in the bathroom, which is right above mine. So I just sit there until they finish. And frankly, I kind of enjoyed it.

    That Monday, I get on the elevator to go to work, and it's HIM. He's going to work too. So I smirk at him and say, "Hey, did ya have a great weekend OR WHAT?" And he says, "Next time, I'll keep my stereo on loud." What an asshole. So everytime I saw him around the complex after that, he smiles and lifts his eyebrows at me. Dick. I guess that part belonged in Embarrassing Moments.

    #5101 — Comments (1) — Mar 1, 2001 at 12:35 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    For some reason, my neighbors do not screw in their bedroom. They go to their back bedroom which faces my backyard. I have insomnia. I always sit in my back yard at midnight or so, where I hope the cool air will make me sleepy (it never works).

    One night, I was in the backyard, and they were screwing up a storm in the back bedroom. The windows were wide open and for some reason, it echoes. I don't leave. I kind of like listening to him go on and on like that. I just kind of sit in the dark and laugh.

    They do this about once a week, like clockwork. I am beginning to think they are putting on a show for me.

    Sometimes, though, when I REALLY don't want to listen to someone else having really wonderful sex, but must sit in my own backyard, it really fucking irks me.

    #5286 — Comments (5) — Mar 1, 2001 at 12:23 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove This.
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