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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    there is a two family house across the street from where i rent an apt in another 2 family home. the neighbors in the house across the way have a 4 car driveway on each side of the house but don't use them. instead, they park strategically to prevent anyone from parking in front of their house in "their" parking spots. they leave notes whenever someone does manage to park in one of "their" spots. i hate these motherfuckers and wish them the worst in life.

    #5145 — Comments (4) — Aug 23, 2002 at 7:22 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I bought a nice little house in an old quiet neighborhood with many elderly residents and who didn't know I would end up right next door to an ignorant stupid woman with a now 18 year old son who is in a rock band. The last 4 years I have had to endure the drums, guitars and screaming (bad, really bad) singer at all hours of the day and night. They have no central air so the windows are always open and they are about 15 ft from my bedrooms. I had my 80 year old father living with me and he had to move into an apartment. I can't hear my TV or talk on the phone. I can't use my front or back porch in the warm weather. I have talked to her and wrote a letter to her to no avail. I have called the police on several occasions only to be treated like the bad guy myself. I had a new $350 tree in my fenced back yard and someone ( I wonder who) sprayed it and killed it. I will no doubt soon be accused of neighbor rage because I am at my wits end. If I could, I would blow up her whole house. None of the other parents of the annoying band members will let them practice at their home as it is too noisy for there neighborhoods. Any chance I get a revenge I will take. The other people in my neighborhood bitch to me about the noise but, they will not say anything to her or the kid. Any ideas out there?

    #5125 — Comments (6) — Aug 4, 2002 at 10:19 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    Do any of you out there have your family for neighbors or am I the only unlucky one. About a year ago my husband and I saved up and bought our "dream" home. It was great, on the water, which is what we always wanted. So my sister found out where it was and visited. Big mistake. She found out that the house next door was for sale, and just had to have it, even though it was just a shore home, no heating system, termites all kinds of things wrong with it.
    Now don't get me wrong, I love my family, well most of them, but I don't want them living next door.
    Last summer everytime we went outside to the water, My brother in law would have to come outside and share whatever family gossip he had to tell. It really gets on our nerves. All we wanted was peace and quiet, so this year we are going to put up a 6 foot fence and hope that that helps.

    #5122 — Comments (1) — Jul 30, 2002 at 11:31 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I bought my house 6 years ago in an "ok", working class neighborhood. One guy is fixing his house up and all the others are decently taken care of. The people next door moved and weren't able to sell their house, so they rented it out. The fourth "family" moved in and ruined my quiet life.
    I don't know how many people live there, sometimes there are 9 cars parked in the driveway, parking lot style in the ditch, on the grass and in front of my house. The area nearest to their driveway had onece been grass it is now a constant mud puddle.
    The "head of the house" has a business, he repairs cars. He has one of those shop lights, so when he works on cars at night it beams right into my bedroom window.
    There is an old junk truck parked in the backyard, with grass growing through it, now whenever I'm in my yard I get to look at that piece of shit.
    Their dog shits in my yard. Last summer they just left this poor dog outside, I gave him water, they couldn't be bothered.
    They had a party and at about 4:00 am I got the hear this guy puking in their yard, this has happend a bunch of times.
    The girlfriend little bastard of a child has taken to cutting the bushes that grow on their side of a chain link fence so now I can see into their backyard which I don't want to.
    Last night the cow of a girlfriend was cutting the branches of my hedges (on their side) and removed all of the bushes that were planted on their side so now even when the leaves come back on the hedges I will still be able to see into their shitty front yard and all the cars they park there.
    I called the city and was told the truck can be parked in back, because it is not visible from a "thoroughfare" and the only other violation they can enforce is if the grass is higher than 18 inches (like they have any grass left)
    I live in TX is there anyway I can sue them for preventing me the enjoyment of my property?
    At least I know that I am not alone.

    #5120 — Comments (3) — Jul 27, 2002 at 11:27 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    I don't know if it is my building or what, but I have constant pounding on my ceiling from my fatass bitch upstairs neighbor's 2 little fucking brats running around all the time. Even my damn cat has turned wild because he constantly thinks the ceiling is going to fall down on him. I have complained to the woman and to the apartment manager about not letting the kids race around and fall down for hours because it makes my entire fucking apartment shake. The apt manager told the fat worthless loser of a mother to take her kids outside to play or something. Did that happen? Of course not. Now after the demonic brats race around and pound on my goddamn ceiling for half an hour, the piece of shit mother screams at them to knock it off. Then they go to their room and SCREAM and cry for another half hour. I can hear every little thing those fucking people do. I'm moving in a month and I'm sure the next people to have this apartment are going to complain about the constant noise too. Maybe THEN the fatass whore and her evil brats will get evicted. And I am NEVER living in an apartment with someone above me again.

    #5116 — Comments (4) — Jul 8, 2002 at 2:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    i clapped at a girl along with some guys , don't know why i did that . i got to realise after that , that she is a very good girl , but since i hv no contact with her , i can't say sorry to her , moreover she even doesn't know that i was also involved in that act full of hatred
    perhaps when someone is intelligent , powerful & beautiful , people attributes arrogance to them ; perhaps this is what has happened with her & i am amongst one of those people
    from now onwards i will never make opinion 'bout a person unless i know for myself what's what
    pls forgive me god !

    #5114 — Comments (4) — Jun 30, 2002 at 7:02 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My landlord is my neighbor. She likes to use and take advantage of people. If you help her out, she says she'll pay you or take you to lunch, but doesn't. She charges an exorbitant amount of rent for a run down cat pissy trailer. She pulls up to the trailer and beeps her horn (how rude) because she doesn't think she should have to get her fat butt out of the car and knock on the door like a civil person would. She's not handicapped, but uses the handicap parking tag in her car so she can park close to the stores. When people move out, she tells them they can't take any of the flowers they planted, then she comes down and digs them up for her own yard. She allows the freakass neighbors to harass me and do whatever they want. They all get lawn services done but I'm told I have to do my own all of a sudden and I pay $100.00 more than anyone else for this stupid brown panelling 1960's Brady Bunch trailer that direly needs the heat vents cleaned because everyday everything gets covered with dust when we use the heat. That would cost about $250 to clean. She should pay for it. I used to clean her house and she would have diarreah squirts on the toilet seat. She's so cheap I bet she gives out leftover Easter and Valentine's candy to Halloween trick or treaters. Either that or she gives them a spoon of peanut butter, tells them to hurry up and lick it because she wants her plastic spoon back. She went to Europe with a bunch of people and they were the only fat ones there. They must have looked like a herd of buffalo amongst gazelles. I hope that was a humbling experience. For the amount of rent I pay, I should at least have a washing machine. The service people she hires are horndog assholes and hit on me. She also has dandruff all over her glasses. It's most unnerving when you talk to her, makes you want to tell her to get some windshield wipers for her spectacles. She pisses me off- when I went on vacation she found a "reason" to go into my trailer even though I told her I had someone to look after the place. She was nosy and wanted to snoop.

    #5653 — Comments (1) — Jun 13, 2002 at 4:36 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    That is the nicknames we gave two of our neighbors. These two are really annoying. They are the epitome of the phrases Good fences make good neighbors and familiarity breeds contempt. We were friends with them,(big mistake) because everytime the crackhead man gave his woman a beating, she would call us up telling us how she's going to divorce him, it ain't no joke, I mean it, etc etc blah blah blah. At first we felt bad for her and tried to help, but after the 3rd, 4th & 5th times we were tired of the routine- either put up, shut up, or leave. Everytime we came home, before we got the key in the door, the phone was ringing. It was them. "Hey! What're you doin'?" They wanted us to hang out with them every spare second of our life. If we didn't answer the phone, they were knocking on our door. It didn't matter if you were having sex, on the toilet, or in the shower- they expected us to be at their beck and call to hang out in their dirty trailer. If we had company, they would drive up in their van (uninvited) with their suitcase of cheap beer, their guitars, and cigarettes. They would always get into fights and make a big scene. One time the woman, drunk as usual, went to use my bathroom. We heard "crash!" She fell into the toilet and said "It exploded!" Never in my life did a toilet "explode" on me- and if toilets really did that, we would be dropping them on Bin Laden's cave. I used to "babysit" the woman because she would get so drunk and bang her head. One time she fell on top of a glass fishtank, speared her leg real good. She said my cat attacked her and knocked her over. I think her own personal pink elephant did it. I took her to the hospital so many times. They were also the kinds of people that whatever YOU did, they did First or Better. They were self-proclaimed experts on every subject. Even though I live with my boyfriend, they kept trying to hook me up with all their jail friends. "So and so is in jail because he was accused of murder, but he didn't do it" Uh huh. That's what they all say. The people I met through them that came out of jail were nasty horn dog crack heads and I have no use for people like that. They didn't even try to start a new and better life. Also, they always played "music" on their guitars, the same few chords over and over again, every song was played the same way- they would play the Star Spangled Banner the same as Leaving On A Jet Plane- it did not matter. They wanted everyone's total attention and would get really mad if anyone talked. It was the same shit all the time. They finally got evicted, whew.

    #5649 — Comments (0) — Jun 13, 2002 at 3:16 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    My forty something neighbor befriended me and so did his mutha- they live together. I used to hear all kinds of noises in my backyard at night, like large sticks cracking under the weight of something large, strange screams, banging on my outside walls, etc. I was very fearful and told my neighbor about this. He told me if I ever got scared, I could stay at his house. No thanks- this guy smells bad and has more porno flicks than 3 video stores. Most of them are about the "back door" This guy is so ugly he couldn't get in a woman's "front door" if you know what I mean, never mind the back. Anyway, I caught him in my backyard behind a tree wearing a martial arts uniform and wielding a samurai sword. We called the cops, he admitted he was spying on me and watching me for a long time and they have harassed me ever since. This guy is completely delusional, he told me the Klan was after him, that he was a mercenary for the Gov't but didn't want to kill people for money so "they" came after him. They still spy on me.

    #5648 — Comments (0) — Jun 12, 2002 at 6:32 PM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Posted by Anonymous

    YOu know I have the worst sickning neighbors!
    The bastard dosent work and his wife only works part time.
    Poor-assholes with a son that needs mental help too!

    The asshole can't sit still,always fiddling in his yard at all hours of the day and night! Right now he's outside cutting down all the trees! Its been raining off and on this dreary day, but do you think he can stay in the house, NOOOOOOOOOo hes using the chainsaw cutting down all the beautiful trees that line the yard. Fucken bastard must need to release tension from his stupid ass wife thats home today.

    #5647 — Comments (1) — Jun 11, 2002 at 11:35 AM — That's Juicy! (0) Remove It.
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