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I Hate My Neighbor..

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— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbours are driving me and my wife nuts.
They're from Morocco and probably think they can act as if they still lived there.
They stink really bad, all of them! From the parents to the youngest kids. They probably don't know what the shower is for! Maybe they think the shower is some piece of modern art.
They have a horde of screaming little kids, so many I've lost count. They spend their day screaming and running in front of my door. This is what pisses us off the most!! I try not to spend too much time in the room near the front door or I think I'll get crazy with all the noise they make. They run, scream and squeal like crazy pigs!
And they keep on reproducing themselves!
I think I saw their mother get outside only two times last year!! YES! 2 times a year! She's one of those self-repressed women who can speak only arab, whose only dress is a black burqa, staying home, cooking some shit food (the disgusting stink sometimes gets inside my house, I have no idea how they breathe in their house) and getting pregnant as often as possible...
Before they moved in, the house had many plants and beautiful flowers. Now you can see only dead dry plants, weeds, rotten stuff and junk all over the place... maybe the dead plants remind them their desert?? well if they miss it so much they could go back and stay there!!
And as if the smell of their "food" wasn't enough, their father smokes all the time, so much I have to close my windows or I get the smell of his cheapo cigarettes in my whole house!

Now what I need is some good advice to make them go away (they're renters, not owners). I've already spoken to the landlord but as long as they pay the rent he couldn't care less what they do. I went to the cops once, but they didn't seem too much interested.
Also, they know we hate them so I can't do anything too obvious (if for example I did something to their car they'll guess immediately it was me and could and would do the same to my car!)

#4991 — Comments (9) — 7/2/2009 at 8:41 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I live next door to a single mother of five. Only two of the kids have the same father and that's because they're twins. She is on welfare, but keeps having babies! She has different men over all hours of the night. None of that is what makes me hate her, whatever. What I HATE is her yelling outside for her two oldest kids all the time. I'm so sick of hearing their names. I can hear her kids outside screaming and banging on my walls. They play directly underneath my living room window. We live in a townhouse and share a wall. I've had to move out of one of my bedrooms and into another so I could get as far away from the joining wall as possible. They would keep me up all night with their screaming. I can't enjoy anytime in my kitchen or living room because of the noise. I swear she must let her kids just sit there and beat on the wall we share. I feel as if I'm losing my mind listening to the constant noise.

#4990 — Comments (7) — 6/26/2009 at 6:08 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
I moved into my new home in July. A woman who lived next door, seemed to be my age and she came out to say hello. She and I both have daughter's the same age, but we (apparently) are MILES apart on exactly what "nice" is.

I have always been friendly, but since the day we moved in, she came over to get our 411 and from that point on. Nada, Nyet, Nothing. She goes in if I am out. She is not ever rude, just seriously dismissive.

My group of women friends were up for the weekend and I think she was outside as we were coming back from a shoppin g trip and I could see her surprise (as if I shouldn't have any friends, or perhaps she didn't think I warranted them).

I know it's Northern VA and people have the reputation of being bi&chy, but gee...Give us all a break and grow up.

I ignore her now. She tried to say hello to me day before yesterday and I gave her a curt hello, grabbed my mail and headed back in.

Now I will just move along...She's not worth the effort...

#4989 — Comments (2) — 6/20/2009 at 12:56 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Okay, my neighbor across the street is mentally ill. I'll give you that.

But after talking to my 8 year old granddaughter about a woman who was raped in the neighborhood, yelling at a woman walking down the street doing no harm, and making my life miserable by insisting I "go to therapy with her," she makes herself look like the complete and total fool by putting two plastic chairs with their backs facing my house outside her front door.

What a passive-aggressive dumb bitch!! Please God, make her move.

#4988 — Comments (4) — 6/18/2009 at 8:50 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Ok so I dont HATE my neighbor but their son is a little strange. He is about 14 or so and rings my door bell all the time. I do have 2 sons that go over once and a while to play video games. The problem i have is he is ALWAYS trying to borrow my kids games. Even the ones they have rented. So i tell him to go rent his own because WE paid for it to be played by OUR kids. If he wants to play games so damn bad he either needs to buy his own or rent his own. Better yet his parents need to. When I do tell him no he cant borrow games he is like well WHY? He isn't a BAD kid just weird. I feel like I am being mean to him but I want him to under stand that when WE PAY for a game (rented) that it is to be enjoyed by OUR kids in OUR home. Man I feel bad now but damn it he isnt MY kid so his parents need to buy his stuff for him.

#4987 — Comments (2) — 6/15/2009 at 8:58 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
these people are horendous. She was on a tv sitcom in which she was in the background of like 2 episodes. She thinks her shit doesn't stink. They make sure that their house looks good from the outside, but I have been inside of it and it looks like they have never cleaned it. In the first seconds of your convo with her, she talks about the tv show she was on ten years ago....her only claim to fame i guess. She sucked in it!lol Her husband is always "staying late" at work...hahaha...yeah right. is that why he is always eyeing and drooling all over his chin when I am doing my gardening? My husband is going to kick his ass the next time he sees this pig eyeing me.

#4986 — Comments (6) — 6/13/2009 at 6:20 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
They just become more de based. & so do you. I am now a gun collector.

#4985 — Comments (4) — 6/12/2009 at 11:42 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
damn shame they feel the need to steal, their inheritance is probably gone. way to make your dead dad, a former police chief, proud. idiots, don't ruin your childrens future, by you stealing ipods and cheap fishing sunglasses. are ipods worth your children's future. you are stealing from the very neighbors whom look after your children. ever hear the phrase don't shit were you sleep...

#4984 — Comments (1) — 6/12/2009 at 7:51 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Their White Trash Redneck Losers who should die They let their Dogs Run Loose AND BTW theres a Leash Law in the Sate of Florida and their killing neighbors Cats so i keep my Kittys inside now and get this the dogs just Hide when Animal Control is called its like they know its dog Catchers :( Their Children are Unkept And disgusting they all have Mullet hair styles and Wear rags dont attend school Run up and down the Street Screaming their heads off for no reason.

#4983 — Comments (1) — 6/11/2009 at 1:51 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
New here. Three apartments ago: Every time I had people over or had the tv on my neighbors would pound repeatedly on the wall. Even at 2pm, 7pm, normal times for humans to be awake, etc. When I would have people over they would pound on the wall, so we would go outside. Shortly after we would go outside, they would open their windows and yell at us to go back inside. I am not a loud person.

Next apartment after that: We referred to the people above us as The Donkey, due mostly to the constant loud sex noises and, when not having sex, the clomping around in their giant boots. We originally thought there was a hooker living up there due to the amount of sex. Any time we would wake up at night, they would be going at it; 1am, 3am, 4am, etc. Normally I don't really care if you can hear your neighbors from time to time but ALL THE TIME? Nextdoor, a very large p.o.s. who beat his dogs daily. Dogs were not housebroken and were left at home alone for 10 hours a day. The hall smelled like shit all the time. I reported them for animal cruelty when we moved. The best was when they would get into a fight and I could look out the window and watch the girl throw garbage bags full of her clothes into the trunk of her car and speed off. Also, one week when our kitchen light was out we left the blinds in the kitchen open which led to an awesome discovery. It seemed that right out our kitchen window, about 8 feet across the alley we could see right into the living room of the guy next door. He would spend 5-8 hours a day naked, masturbating in front of his computer with the window wide open and the light on. More funny than anything. It just amazed me that someone could spend THAT much time jerkin' it in front of their cpu.

Anyway, the new place: We arrived to see the place during a public showing. We were the first to give our name and deposit to the landlord and tell him we wanted an apt. on the TOP floor, as we are really really sick of having people above us. So, of course, the top floor goes to the large woman with the 5 year old with the drum set and roller skates. Not near as bad as the neighbors. This is a building of small 2-bedroom apartments. The apartment across from us? 8 people in it. 8!!!! They love to yell so that everyone in the apartment can hear them from wherever they are. They've got small children who are fucked. The kids spend quite a lot of time crying and screaming, only to be told by mom: "Shut the fuck up or imma beat your ass!" Their friends sit out in front of the building honking and yelling at them through the windows. I'm sick of living among humans.

#4982 — Comments (8) — 6/7/2009 at 8:10 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

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