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I Hate My Neighbor..

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— I Hate My Neighbor —
I live in a piece of shit apartment in Anaheim,CA. AND I HATE MY NEIGHBORS !!!! THEY ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THE Earth ( No offense to the Earth ). It like tract housing so there is no one below or above me. The guy next is some type of Gangsta that claims to be this FUCKEN BIG SHOT. He sits outside at fucken 2am in the morning and brags about what he has done over the years. Five finger discounts and Fucking Up a lot of people. And he is demanded to be called LOBO. (The Mexican Wolf). The other day I was walking to my car and he has the nerve to ask me if he could borrow my car because he was running late for night and needed a car. I told him to get lost and he told me that he didn't know who the FUCK I was messing with. I just told him that I didn't care who the FUCK I was messing with and get the fuck away.

The People across the way their kids are jackasses. They have a 12-year old and he is the stupid kid ever playing in the middle of the street and not giving a care what or who comes down the street. Their is a two-year-old that won't stop crying because she is either autistic or just a spoiled brat. But the thing is that the family thinks that when she crying they think it's funny. She dose the most when she is home with her Grandpa and this guy is a BITCH. He hits he and tell her to shut the FUCK UP in Spanish. Next door to them is a lady that totally just neglects her kids. She has 4 kids and she decides she needs a break so she leaves them home alone all day. Dad doesn't give a fuck, I think he only sees the kids as Anchors to the United States. I told the stupid ass Manager about it and he doesn't give a care. But IF I CALL THE POLICE ON ONE OF THEM, HE WILL EVICT ME.

At the end of the street there is pedophile in which he like little boys and girls. He sits out there in the front and just watches the kid play. I had my cousin over and she is 15 and he has the nerve to ask her phone number and made her very uncomfortable with his advances. She just slapped him across the face. Got a lot of hell for that from the Manager. He told me that the way me cousin acted is unacceptable. WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT HER TO DO HE'S FUCKEN 60 and She's 15 ? !?!!? He's been married 6 times, divorced 5 of them.

The lady on the corner is FAT ASS LOUD MOUTH THAT WON'T SHUT UP !!!

Other than that it's a piece of shit place that needs to changer its name to HELL. Nobody knows how to park their cars. The Fucken music is that SPANISH BULL SHIT WHERE THE GUY SOUNDS LIKE HE'S HAVING A FUCKEN GULLSTONE BEING REMOVED.

Because of Lobo everyone thinks I'm a cop or working for the government, so everytime they see me going somewhere they just site there and watch me very closely. I HATE THIS FUCKEN PLACE.

#9357 — Comments (0) — 11/2/2010 at 4:30 AM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (2)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Hey, you Indian retards, a car horn is used to signal danger, not as a fucking doorbell.

Also, stop eyeballing me like I'm the bad guy because I finally had to call the cops on your drum-playing idiot son. I tried to work it out with you face to face but you wouldn't have any of it, so I had to call in the big guns. I've heard around the grapevine that you're looking to move out and buy a house, which would ordinarily be fantastic news, if not for the fact that your poor asses can't afford a house in this neighborhood, so most likely you won't be moving at all. What a shame.

Move back to Bombay and go bathe in feces in the Ganges.

#9338 — Comments (1) — 10/24/2010 at 9:00 PM — That's Juicy! (6) — That's Lame. (2)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Once again, greetings from beautiful downtown Dundas, Canada.

Okay- Came home from work early (the perks of flex time). Not one, not two, but three of the trashy neighbours sitting on their front porch (at least I assume there is a porch still there- who could see under all the s*$# that has been parked there since before Labour Day). And one teen skank is still wearing a housecoat at 3 15 in the afternoon!

Now I know, she could possibly be a nightshift worker who just woke up, but I'm too old for fairytales! That would actually mean that I would have to believe that any of them have jobs or attend school..... and my mother didn't raise me to be stupid. Unfortunately, it appears that their mother has raised them stupid. Or at least ignorant and foulmouthed. I'm assuming that they are all the spawn of this woman. I could be wrong, again, but....

Since Mother Nature was not kind last evening, and the lightening bolt didn't make them and my problems disappear, I guess I'll have to continue to fantasize about other methods to expedite their departure. A sinkhole might be more amusing, but the logistics are a little difficult.... for now.

#9243 — Comments (1) — 9/8/2010 at 6:19 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (3)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Okay- Day after Labour Day here in beautiful, downtown Dundas, CANADA.

You may remember from my earlier rant about the white trash neighbours who moved in over the weekend-the ones with s*$# piled on the front and back decks, the bonfire being fed with broken furniture that they (for some God unknown reason) brought with them, and the delicate ladylike discussion of some skank tuning a broad in the North end of Hamilton.

Right now, I am looking at a backyard full of broken pieces of wood ( perhaps a family heirloom), and listening to the mother (a real June Cleaver, I’m sure) as she screams profanity at her children about bring some s&$# in the house and not f*$#ing caring.

I’m thinking of talking to the rest of the neighbourhood (not something I do often, I should inform you), and possibly starting a pool to see how long before the police have to be called.

The weather forecast is calling for possible showers overnight. Would it really be so bad to pray for a thunderstorm, and for lightening to strike the house?

Just wondering.

#9239 — Comments (1) — 9/7/2010 at 7:41 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
Dear God. Please, please, please, let them be thrown out this time! The last time their house was in foreclosure was more than a year ago, and somehow they are still here. Don't know how that works, but they now owe $528,000 with late fees, back taxes, and unpaid hazard insurance. Their house is worth a little over $300,000. Maybe. If they can find a buyer. Why do these stupid people insist on opening a restaurant (unless it's a McDonalds) in this economy? God forbid they should have to work for somebody else. Maybe they'll go back to the shithole of a middle eastern country they came from? That's too much to hope for. I'd be happy if they moved out of the neighborhood!

#5097 — Comments (3) — 12/17/2009 at 3:33 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (3)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbors are horrible people. At 3 AM they rev up the cars they have, slam doors, and have fights. I go outside at 9:30 pm to call in the cat, and the crazy old bitch somes running out, screaming she is trying to sleep, and i'm to loud.

#5096 — Comments (4) — 12/16/2009 at 1:36 AM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (2)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbors peice of shit car is broken right. His front fender is out of align. So my other 3 neighbors help him the tie up his car to the telephone pole with the electricity lines, and cable. mean while right next to it their is an old street pole with NOTHING on it!!!! so the dumb ass' that they are use the one with the electrical on it and the guys car broke even more serves them right!!!!
I HATE MY NEIGHBORS!!!

#5095 — Comments (1) — 12/14/2009 at 2:19 PM — That's Juicy! (2) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
My neighbour is an A1 Asshole. He has a major lawnmower festish, I mean who waxes their lawnmower, c'mon. He also likes to rev shit in his garage, usually from midnight til 6 am. His wife works like a dog to keep this bastard alive. Why?. He's the crudest, rudest dude on the planet. He drives his vehicles up and down his driveway for hours and hours because he lost his license. More on his lawnmower, he put a chain steering wheel on it. For sure he's a petty theif and a rat, according to other neighbours who have lived here longer than I. Man next house I buy, I am having a conversation with the neighbours first.

#5094 — Comments (4) — 12/13/2009 at 1:28 AM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
the crazy check neighbors invest all their money in beer and ciggies and steal when i am a t work, i have order of no trespass but.... loud and they love fires too. Please make them move!!!! thank YOU JESUS

Her ARC retarded fetal alcohol daughter who doesnt know whats what and that s not her fault poor thing, was allowed to marry a wierdo user and they had 2 babies which the state of fla has taken away thank GOD. and tied her tubes but not him yet. TRASH unbelievable TRASH

#5093 — Comments (2) — 12/11/2009 at 4:08 PM — That's Juicy! (0) — That's Lame. (0)

— I Hate My Neighbor —
There is no room in society for people to inflict cruelty on animals.

I suggest you all guard your pets with extreme vigilance, and surround your home with 24 hour camera surveillance because that is what I have had to do since my cat was killed by my middle eastern neighbors.

#5092 — Comments (5) — 12/10/2009 at 8:17 PM — That's Juicy! (1) — That's Lame. (0)

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