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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 44

    My neighbors are really, typical, small town trash. Rednecks if you prefer. But as much as I don't like them, they have a few great kids. One of the boys (he's 20 but still at home) hangs out over here sometimes. He's a good guy. Last week he was helping clean out my garage, we were chit chatting, talking about nothing really. Anyway, after moving a shelf to the other side, he moved to pass me just as I turned and my hand landed right on his crotch. It was a quick touch, but I could instantly tell he was packing a nice big dick in there. I said sorry, but he answered it was ok really fast. then stepped right back into the path of my hand. the back of my hand rested on his package. I didn't say much but then turn my hand and played with his cock through his pants. I told him he had a nice dick. he took it out and i tugged him until he came. He came back later that night and we watched porn and sucked each other off... I hate his parents, but so glad to have a nice cock to play with

    #43044 — Comments (1) — Jan 17, 2019 at 1:58 PM — That's Juicy! (11) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 44

    I hate thieves. My neighbor is a thief. I hate my neighbor.

    Ron and Sheryl moved into the house next door three years ago. At first they seemed like a nice young couple. He was a young executive and she was a nurse. One would think that would mean they are nice responsible decent civilized human beings. One would be wrong.

    It started when they would ask to borrow things and then neglect to return them then make up excuses why they still needed them. I had to beg to get tools returned when I needed them and most of the time they became irate when I insisted.

    Then they started taking things without asking. The lawn furniture, tools I had left out doors by mistake, planters with plants in them, plants I had planted in the ground. This graduated to packages delivered to my house, the newspaper and other mail.

    My wife and I got fed up.

    Ron and Sheryl had a very expensive pure breed show dog they idiotically left tied up outdoors a lot. They frequently bragged about how expensive it was to buy and train and how much it was worth. The number was different every time but it was something north of ten thousand dollars. I did look up the breed and they are very expensive though perhaps not as much as their claims. So one day they took off for a day trip leaving Fido behind tied up under an awning with nothing but a bowl of warm dirty water. So I went next door and went right up to Fido and said hello. I had treats with me and we became instant best friends. I asked Fido if he'd like a new home in another state. Fido made no objections so I took the dog to a friend of ours who lives about 20 miles away and explained the situation to them and he agreed to take care of Fido until we could find a new home for him. We advertised on line under assumed names and found a buyer in about three weeks. We got $1800. The buyer lived 300 miles away. Meanwhile Ron and Sheryl went ballistic when they came home and found Fido gone. They asked if we had seen their dog or noticed anyone hanging around. We told them we'd gone for the day (we had) and so we weren't there to see.

    On another occasion after we went three weeks without being able to convince them to return our lawn mower so we could satisfy code enforcement's requirement that we keep our lawn under 18" tall, Ron and Sheryl took off for a day trip with their new expensive pure breed puppy. So I got out my bolt cutters and cut the lock off their shed and retrieved my lawn mower. they were kind enough to leave the tank full of gas but I was surprised to see a perfectly operational lawn more in their shed next to ours. I took my mower back and mowed my lawn. then I siphoned gas out of their lawn mower and put it into a gas can in our shed and put that away. Then I locked my mower back up in my own shed. Then just for fun I went out and bought the same kind of lock and put it on their shed. Of course they don't have a key for that. The next time they went to mow their lawn they couldn't unlock their padlock to open the shed. Ron came over and asked if I had bolt cutters he could borrow but I said I didn't own any. So he went out and bought bold cutters and cut the lock I put on. It was worth spending $3.99 for a padlock just to force him to spend $25 on a pair of bolt cutters. When he finally got his shed open he said someone stole my lawnmower and he couldn't mow his lawn. when I asked him about his own lawnmower he claimed he didn't have one despite two days earlier my locking his perfectly operational mower back up in his shed. So not only is he a thief but a liar as well.

    The worst came when they went away on a three week vacation and asked us to watch their house, feed Fido Jr. and water their house plants. They gave me a key so an hour after they left I went next door. I found a few things that we had been missing but then I found in their guest room my old TV I had in the basement and had forgotten about. I went right back home just to make sure we didn't have identical TV's and when I went to check the closet in the basement I found it was missing. Now of course I wasn't using it but that gave them no right to burglarize our house and help themselves. I found lots of things that were ours and each one I went back and found they had been missing from the places we stored them. Mostly it was things we either never used any more or things we didn't use often and almost all of it came from the basement. But the last straw was when I found my Dad's dog tags in a shadow box in Ron's office and purchased medals and insignia and a fake photo of a model in a military uniform as though it was a memorial to a dead relative which clearly it was not. The dog tags had been in the top drawer of my dresser.

    Now it was personal. My wife and I ransacked their place to retrieve every one of our possessions from Ron and Sheryl. We went out and bought a new security system and hired a security company to monitor it. We put up security cameras inside and out, set up alarms and spot lights and even some trip wires. One step on our property and we'd know.

    Revenge came when their real estate tax bill came while they were away. We were saving their mail for them. I tore up that bill. When they came back they didn't seem to notice that we had retrieved our belongings or that their plants were mostly dead. We were not going to do anything bad to an innocent puppy but we were looking for the opportunity to re-home it.

    The mail was delivered every day in the morning after both of them went to work. So every day I checked their mail to make sure they didn't get any bills. Apparently they were the kind of people who only pay bills when they get them. when we have a bill missing we call the company to find out what happened to it. This worked in our favor. The first unpaid bill to go into arrears was their electric bill. We were greatly entertained when the electric company came to shut off their electric while they were at work. Their electronic front door lock doesn't work when the electric is out so they had to go around to the back door to get in then the screaming took place. The gas bill and the water/trash bill were next. The mortgage bills and the tax bills and their reminders and final warnings all went without notice. That was the best. Seeing the look on their faces when the sheriff came to physically evict them, that was the best. I read one letter from the town informing them that they had two weeks to pay the tax or they would auction their house to pay the taxes. I then read the letter from the bank that said that since they refused to pay their home owner's insurance, tax bill and mortgage they had no choice but to foreclose. We hosted a block party the day the house was auctioned off. It turns out we were not the only neighbor they stole from, we were simply the most prolific victim.

    #42697 — Comments (3) — Dec 21, 2018 at 2:27 AM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 26

    I hate my neighbors. They are an older couple about 45 and they are always hitting on my wife. My wife is a 25 year old latina works as a legal secretary. She just laughs it off. Well 3 weeks ago I was out of town and they were at a party at another neighbors house. They were all drinking margaritas. My wife had one drink and she was so loopy. The couple lightly drugged her and easily talked her to go to their house. They spent the next 4hrs having their way with her. Bad part is some photos have surfaced. That is how I found out. I saw my wife in just pantyhose bra and heels on a bed being rubbed by the couple. My wife confessed and confirmed she was drugged and was in shock when she came to and realized what happened.

    #42582 — Comments (6) — Dec 12, 2018 at 10:03 PM — That's Juicy! (8) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 39

    I really hate my neighbor. Her and her husband are the type of people who are so righteous and god like and do no wrong. When someone else does something wrong they always get on them about it and do it so they embarrass them so the whole neighborhood finds out and knows all the details about what they did. Over the last month or so I noticed, mostly on weekends, that someone was out in their backyard late at night. They would usually be in one part of the yard which was dark so it was difficult to see make out who it was at first. This individual would then walk around and go into areas that were well lit including areas outside of the backyard. This normally would not be an issue but this individual was wearing no clothes and would even masturbate out there. The individual was their 18 year old son. On weekends his parents always went away and I guess he decided to do things while they were away. It was nice to have seen this because should his parents ever give me a holier than thou attitude I would throw it in their face. I took pictures and video of him and would make sure the whole neighborhood would see how well they raised their son.

    #42334 — Comments (4) — Nov 16, 2018 at 3:51 PM — That's Juicy! (7) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 36

    There is a 33 year old neighbor who has been living near my house for about 4 years. He and his wife divorced last year and she and his son moved away. He was finally arrested last month for exposing himself to many of the neighborhood girls, my 13 year old daughter being one of them. Over the last few weeks I got many more details of what went on. Eventually I had my daughter admit she and many of her friends took pictures of him as they intentionally peeked into his windows. My daughter wasn't smart enough to delete the pictures and videos from her phone. My husband and I both watched them as did the police. Its been going on from at least last spring and its very obvious this guy knew those girls were watching him. As far as I know there were about 7 or 8 girls aside from my daughter who would sneak onto his yard and watch him. It was always in his family room but he was always naked in the pictures and videos. The worst thing is my daughter alone had 23 pictures of him naked and 11 videos of him masturbating. When I asked her how often he did that she said almost every time they peeked in. So far I found out that the oldest girl is 14 but the youngest one is only 10 and it wasn't just my daughter who took pictures and videos of him. I never knew him well but did talk to him several times over the years and did know and see his wife many times. He seemed like a normal type guy and I would never think he would be such a scum to expose himself to young kids. I haven't seen him since he was arrested and the lights are never on at his house since the took him away. I know the girls were on his property but there are no fences in the back of the properties. I'm furious with my daughter after having her confess she had been peeking in at this guy a couple times a week for almost 6 months. Her one friend told her about it and the next thing she knew there were a lot more watching this guy. I just hope he is still in jail and stays there for a long time.

    #41955 — Comments (6) — Oct 19, 2018 at 4:34 PM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 24

    Because my neighbour (Lives down the street) beat me up nearly eighteen months ago, not only do I fucking hate the c**t, I also found I had the need to get my own back. He's a bully and has as far as I'm aware, also battered another two people in the small area we live in. The fact is he's nearly twice my age and twice my size, yet from what I now know, he's got a really small dick. I know this because over the last four months I've been fucking his gorgeous younger wife.
    She called by not long after he beat me up to apologize, but back then I was too angry to take her sympathy, or her beautiful looks as a serious thing. however four months ago I bumped into her in the local supermarket and we began to chat. She told me her husband was a bully, and she hated his macho ways. When she asked me if there was anything she could do to try and make things right, I just blurted out without thinking "Yeh, you could let me fuck you".
    From the second I said it, to sliding my dick down her throat was no more than ten minutes. He was at work and we used their bed to lick, suck and fuck all afternoon. She was insatiable and later told me my cock was much much larger than her husbands. Before I left their home that afternoon, I told her I'd like to carry on having sex with her. Her response was "You can fuck me anytime". And so I have been. Her mouth pussy and arsehole have all taken my cock over the last four months and we've become really close. We've even shared two nights together recently, when he went away with the football team he supports abroad.
    Whilst he was jumping up and down singing for his football team, I was jumping all over his wife's pussy and arse with my cock, fucking her as his team were beaten.
    Last week as he fell asleep on their couch, she text me to call round. I nearly shit myself when I saw him crashed out from his Sunday afternoons drinking, but it didn't stop me first licking out his wife's pussy and arse, then fucking her only feet from where he snored. When I came up his wife's pussy, I very nearly pulled out and walked over to let some drip on his face, but she stopped me as we laughed at him.
    He's away again soon, only he'll be gone for nearly a week working. I've already said yes to sharing his bed with his wife and believe me, I'm going to fuck her all ends up, and then some. I might just leave a cum laden deposit on his pillow for when he gets back. It'll be dry by then and something for him to sleep on.

    #41948 — Comments (0) — Oct 19, 2018 at 9:18 AM — That's Juicy! (12) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Bi-Sexual Male / 30

    Imagine the best form of revenge on the neighbour you hate, have control over his teenage kids.

    As promised, I'm keeping their secrets from him but at a cost. Daily stripteases from both his 18 year old son & 17 year old daughter.

    The son, fond of fitted boxers, likes to exercise, is athletic & packs well. The daughter, never matches but often laces, is a little chubby but knows her way around a cock slightly better than her brother.

    6ft 2in, blonde, 6in to a hard 8
    5ft 1in, ginger, 34C & a tight ass

    #41933 — Comments (9) — Oct 17, 2018 at 3:37 PM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 20

    I screwed up big time on my motorcycle 4 1/2 weeks ago hitting the back of a car and going down an embankment. I not only tore the ACL in my left knee but my right leg is fractured in three places and had to be pinned in my thigh area. The cast on my right leg covers my foot up to a few inches past my knee. My right elbow is fractured and I broke 4 ribs. Making matters worse my jaw is wired and I had a concussion causing me to be in the hospital 8 days. I live with my mom and she took off work the first few days I was home. Then without asking me, she arranged to have our neighbor Arlene care for me 4 or 5 hours each day during the week. My mom is real friendly with her but I never liked her much and still don't. I know she is 60 something years old and don't think she is to fond of me either. I still can't chew anything so my meals consist of soft foods and liquids. The problem is I can't get out of bed yet and there is nothing worse than having some old bat helping with a bed pan, wiping my butt and watching me pee. As embarrassing as that is the most humiliating is when she washes me every other day and exposed naked in front of her. I'm so embarrassed I want to cry but never do and think she enjoys humiliating me. I openly blush and as much as she tells me not to let it embarrass me I truly believe she is intentionally humiliating me. She never washes me with her bare hands, always using a wash cloth, but moves me around and opens my legs to wash my genitals and butt. She actually grips my penis when doing this and I never got an erection until last week when she was washing me. It is the ultimate humiliation and it now has happened 4 times so far. She never has said anything about it and I just shut my eyes and try not to let it happen. The last 3 times I think she purposely gripped my penis slowly trying to have me get hard. Then she lets go and wipes my scrotum and anus. She never says a word acting like its no big deal but I know this bitch is deliberately tormenting me. My mom and I moved here 5 years ago so all our real friends and relatives are still in Baltimore. My mom knows I don't like Arlene but thinks she is a nice older lady. Arlene has to know how embarrassed I am but she just doesn't care. I think her intent now is to have me get an erection knowing how humiliating it is for me. I know my mom would be pissed, but how could I tell her I'm getting erections when that old bitch washes me. I'm supposed to get the cast off next week and hope Arlene just stays home. The 8 days in the hospital were bad enough but this is like torture. Its bad enough with her seeing me pee, cleaning up after me and wiping my butt. All I can wear right now are night shirts and by the time Arlene takes it off to wash me I'm laying there naked for almost a half hour at a time. When I get an erection its clear she is trying to shame me and simply wants to humiliate me.

    #41160 — Comments (2) — Aug 16, 2018 at 11:37 AM — That's Juicy! (3) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 33

    Back when I was in my mid teens and living in my parents house I had a crush on the woman who lived next door.
    She was early 30's and very beautiful. Everyone used to say that she could have been a model or movie star so gorgeous was she.
    She looked like a young Sophia Loren with a great body, long dark hair and a seductive smile.
    Her husband was about 10 or more years older and was always out working during the daytime.
    Often the young Sophia would sunbathe in the back yard wearing either a very tiny bikini or sometimes would lay there topless showing off her amazing breasts and dark erect nipples.
    I would stand in my bedroom completely naked and look down on her through a small gap in my bedroom curtains. I would watch her and would masturbate very slowly as she lay there sunning herself or as she applied sun cream to her gorgeous body.
    I watched her like this on a regular basis, wondering if she ever had the slightest idea that a fifteen year old boy with a raging hard on was wanking off and dreaming of giving her a hard fucking.
    One day as she lay in the back yard, applying sun cream to her full breasts.....I was peering through the curtains. I had just returned from school and was fully clothed except for dropping my pants to release my already erect cock. As she worked the cream onto and around her hard nipples, she looked directly at me and smiled.
    I was stunned, shocked. She'd seen me. The game was up.
    She kept looking at the gap in the curtains and raised one hand and beckoned me down. I opened the curtains so she could see that I had my cock in my hand. She waved again for me to come down.
    I hurried down stairs and out the back door, both excited and somewhat afraid. Was she going to tell me off for being a pervert?
    To my eternal gratitude she handed me the sun cream and asked me to rub it on the parts she couldn't reach and then promptly trurned over on to her belly and pulled down her bikini bottoms. I almost came in my pants. I nervously squirted a blob of the cream onto the palm of my hand and rubbed it on her back. She kept telling me to go lower. I applied it all over her lower back and then started on her perfectly shaped ass. It felt amazing fleshy, firm, round. And I worked the cream in until there was none left. She then parted her legs slightly and asked me to apply some on her inner thighs. As i was rubbing the cream onto her thighs she suddenly pushed against me and my hand was right up against her pussy lips. AND she was wet. I rubbed my fingers over her pussy lips and she moaned slightly. Then turned over and opened her legs. Her pussy was shaven around the lips, with a neat triangle of clipped hair above. Her clit was standing to attention and her pussy lips were full and a delight to behold.
    "Do what you want" she purred to me "I know yu've been wanking off watching me".
    There was no use denying it. I moved to where I could get a better view of her pussy....th lips moist and slightly open. I rubbed my fingers against her lips, getting her juices on them. She opened her legs wide and grabbed my wrist and pushed several of my fingers into her. That was all I could stand and I felt my cock pulse as I came in my pants. She saw my embarassment and the growing damp patch at the front of my pants. Taking me by the hand she marched me into her house and pulled off my pants and underwear and threw them in her washing machine.
    "cant have your mother knowing that you came in your pants" she said "otherwise she'll want to know why".
    She took a warm wet cloth and cleaned my cock for me.
    Wrapped in a towel we sat and talked while my clothes were washed and dried. I confessed to her that I wanked off a lot watching her....and sometimes her and her sister...sunbathe in the garden.
    She then told me that both she and her sister knew I was watching and probably wanking off and found it very flattering.
    She then asked if I could ever see myself making love to her. "Christ yes!" I blurted out and my cock immediatley stiffened again.e
    She appologised for getting me hard and asked to see my hard cock. I removed the towel and she lowered her face to my cock, kissed the end and then opened her mouth and started to suck me. I lasted about 30 seconds and came in her mouth. She swallowed the lot and then returned again with the warm cloth and cleaned me....this time bringing my still warm clothes from the dryer. I had about 15 minutes before my mother came home from work to calm myself down.
    She gave me a long slow kiss on the mouth and asked me if I would consider wagging off school the next day and spending it with her....in her bed.
    Next morning my parents both left for work and I made it look like I was on my way to the bus stop to catch the school bus.
    I was soon at my neighbours door knocking to come in. The young Sophia look alike, dressed only in her bed robe opened the door and ushered me quickly inside. She undressed me right there in the hallway, casting my clothes to the floow and almost dragged me upstairs.

    I was already hard as we climbed onto the bed. She lay back and opened her arms and legs for me to climb on top. As I lowered myself on to her she took my hard cock and guided it into her warm moist pussy. After only a few short thrusts I ejaculated, due to over excitement, into her. I started to apoligise but she hushed me and started to kiss me, my cock still inside her. She pulled me to her and kissed me hard, her tongue probing my mouth. My hand found her hard nipple and soft round breast and I could feel my cock growing hard again.
    We spent the whole day fucking, kissing and sleeping. About 3pm, I thought I heard the door open and close softly down stairs but she said no its my imagination and then as I was laying on my back...my head to the foot of the bed...she got on top in a 69 position and we started to lick and suck one another. I had my eyes closed savouring the sweet taste of her pussy when suddenly I was aware that someone else was in the room. I turned my head and saw her husband...already naked....with a hard cock approaching the bed.
    "Oh fucking hell" I stammered "It's not what it looks like".
    To which he replied "Seems to me it's very much what it looks like....the kid next door taking liberties with MY wife!"
    Long story short he and his wife had set me up and if I didn't want to get grassed out to my parents I would do what ever they asked me to do.
    Obviously I agreed and for the next few weeks was used by him repeatedly. I was made to suck his cock, let him fuck my arse and to eat his cum from his wifes pussy, breasts and feet after he'd cum on or in her. BUT the bonus was that I could have sex with her every day after school as a reward for allowing him to do things to me.
    So I hated my neighbour.....but loved his wife. All these years later I still ache for her....but hate him.

    #40999 — Comments (2) — Aug 2, 2018 at 11:05 PM — That's Juicy! (9) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 35

    My wife finally got fed-up with "making love" to a rubber bag with a nine inch cock protruding, and began an affair with the divorced guy in the house next door! Once she had decided they were good together, and he was "bi-curious" she brought him home, and showed me off, trussed up in my long rubber-lined bag, on our bed. "Cool!" was his response. "Very cool...." thoughtfully. "You okay with this?" she asked. "Hell yes! Always thought he was a spineless little bastard anyway! Wondered what a fox like you was doing with him!" She laughed, and said "He's a good provider....generous too...it's been okay, but I feel the need for REAL sex with a REAL man! Like you....." Then they were at it, frantic, on the bed beside me, while I lay helpless, sealed into silence in my inescapable bag, with survival air only, via the two tiny airholes above the airtight zipper across my mouth. A deep dark sick part of me really appreciated this humiliation, and wondered eagerly what might happen next....eventually they finished, and she said she had a date with "the girls" that evening! "Why don't you stay with him, and see how you get along together? You can do anything you want with him - just don't kill him, accidentally or on purpose!" When she left, he came back and sat beside me on the bed. He slowly unzipped me at my groin, and my full nine-inch erection and my swollen balls, burst out into plain view. "Hmm! Pretty package!" he chuckled, and tightened the zipper round my roots, trapping me outside, and utterly vulnerable. He squeezed my testicles, harder and harder,until a despairing "Mmmmmmmmmmffffff!" was drawn out of me, to his amusement. "That's it?" he marveled. "Cool!!!" The squeezing got worse and my muffled protests more desperate. He mauled me, pulling, twisting, slapping, squeezing, and to my eternal shame, my erection got bigger and harder all the time! "Hah! You like that! Well, it just so happens, I love doing this, so you better get used to it! Gonna be a large part of your life!"
    When Emily came home, a little inebriated, he was kneeling over me, face fucking me frantically through the open zipper, as he tortured my swollen genitals. "Wow!" she giggled. "That is SO cool!" He laughed smugly. "Glad you like it! It's gonna happen a LOT, while you're recovering from our love-making! Or, at work, or out with the girls! We can have it all, can't we?" "You can have anything you want, big guy!" she slurred "Just take good care of me!" That was a year ago, and there is no end in sight. They seem very happy with the way they have things, and to my shame, so am I!

    #40853 — Comments (2) — Jul 21, 2018 at 10:07 AM — That's Juicy! (6) Remove This.
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