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I Hate My Neighbor
Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you?

Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident, and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 25

    I hate my neighbor, his yard is full of garbage and he's a pain in the ass. He always has garbage blowing in my yard and always bitches about my motorcycle.

    Well little does he know is that after his wife's gets off work I go over to their house or she comes over to mine as I pound her 50 year old hairy pussy or asshole till I blow a load in it! I do this before her high school aged son and daughter get home and before her husband gets home. I'm the first guy to fuck her ass too, I just plowed her ass bent over my toolbox in my garage today with my jeans and underwear around my ankles and her dress pulled up. Dumped my big load in her ass and she went home. I pulled my briefs up over my lubed and ass smelling cock before going to the grocery store. Saw her there too with her daughter, wonder if her daughter knows her mom is going commando with my cum in her ass.

    Tomorrow I'm gonna fuck her hairy pussy

    #37257 — Comments (3) — Sep 25, 2017 at 10:18 PM — That's Juicy! (13) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Lesbian Female / 20

    When I was 19 I met a girl at a school for adults she was my age bisexual amazing body and at the time she was really into me. Well one day her and her friend invite me over to her house for dinner. When I got there they started rubbing on my dick. I was in shock that both of them started it like I was being r**ed. So it started getting late, her parents told them to send me home so I walk out the front door and jump in her window. When I got in we started a 3sum(I couldn't stop thanking god).

    Well the girls friend got on top of me. after a while I feel something warm then her eyes open up and she repeatedly says "sorry I had to go". It started smelling like piss then as she was getting off I felt a breeze on my sack and I hear a loud fart. She ran out the room naked and into the restroom. I walked home in a white shirt with yellow stains half way up on it while smelling like straight piss

    #37168 — Comments (1) — Sep 19, 2017 at 2:15 AM — That's Juicy! (2) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Male / 34

    My neighbors are assholes. I've lived here all my life. My mom grew up in this house and lived here with my grandparents until they died. Then she moved to Florida leaving the house to me when I was 22.

    Last year the old lady who lived next door and was best friends with my grandmother's mother passed away and her family sold the house to the first assholes who came up with enough money.

    So the first thing the assholes did was strip down all the beautiful architectural features original to the old Victorian house. It was once beautiful. Now it was a desecrated modern sterile cube covered in plastic. They gutted the place then installed plastic flooring. They removed all the walls so the first floor had only two rooms, the dining/living/cooking area and a half bath. They turned the five bedrooms upstairs into an ultra modern two bedroom suite each with a ludicrous over size bathroom and closets bigger than the bedrooms. They paved over the beautiful flower gardens, tore out the fountains and statues and paved over the lawn and painted it red. Then they painted the entire house magenta with orange and yellow trim. Oh and they tore out the porch balconies, cupola and capped off the chimneys.

    Next they cut down all the trees including an amazing Japanese maple and then took down the beautiful white picket fence and replaced it with an ugly five foot tall chain link fence and to make things worse they put bars up on all the windows and doors. They replaced a beautiful stately old Victorian home with a sterile jail. Oddly, the city thought that increased the property values of all the houses on the street so they doubled my real estate tax. But according to my real estate agent the house is now worth half of what it was before the neighbors moved in next door.

    But they did not stop at this. The reason they paved the yard was because they decided to engage in the "hobby" of "fixing up old cars" which in reality consists of them taking junky cars and turning them into bizarre jumping mechanical monstrosities. The things are always jumping around in the front yard and he always has half a dozen of them all over where the front flower gardens used to be. They make the most horrible noise. He has a 750 trillion terrawatt sub woofers that have already shattered every window in my house a dozen times. But he has friends on the police force who won't do anything about it when I complain other than threaten to have me arrested for filing false police reports claiming there is no noise ordinance when I know better since my dad drafted it when he was on the town council.

    They also have a herd of pit bulls that look like they could chew holes in the chain link fance and are obviously trying to dig a tunnel through the concrete yard.

    The noise levels are unbearable 24-7 but weekends are worst when they have their 72 hour party with with so many guests that they have broken down my own white picket fence to make room for their cars to park in what used to be my front lawn.

    Karma is a bitch.

    I came home from work this afternoon to find the house had burnt to the ground. The fire fighters didn't even bother trying to save it. They just aimed all the hoses on my room and yard keeping it well soaked while they watched my asshole neighbor's house burn down. Turns out they didn't think they had to pay their fire tax.

    Karma is a bitch.

    I probably shouldn't have told them they didn't have to pay their fire tax.


    #37038 — Comments (1) — Sep 10, 2017 at 1:18 AM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 31

    Right next door is an attractive military widow that asked me if I could ask my husband to do odd things that were hard for her and she would "pay him". I told her not to worry about the pay and soon enough my husband knocked on her door. When he returned home, his hair was a bit ruffled and shirt not too neat. He said that she wanted her air conditioning unit placed on the bedroom window and he had helped her with it. My husband is a top executive and he does not lift anything heavier than his lunch Martinis.

    The months passed by and he continued to go next door. I wondered what the devil she needed help with now and he she said that a lot of times "she wants someone to talk to about her sainted, hero husband" so my husband said that "he would sit and listen, to her."

    One night he was gone over an hour and I decided to walk around her house. Even from the outside I could hear a fucking sound and moans. However, the bedroom window faced the wrong way for me to see. For the next few times he went there I kept hearing them fucking but did not know what the hell to do about it. Surely if I confronted him he'd feign outrage, denying it and so would she. That's all they had to do.

    One night I went back with a kitchen folding step ladder and set it up outside the window. Still, I could not see the bed where they were fucking but suddenly I realized that her closet door was open and it had a full length dressing mirror on it. I moved the step ladder to the extreme left so I could see the mirror and there was a clear reflection of her, naked, riding my husband, rodeo style.

    My first reaction was emotional, then I felt anger. I did not want to feel anything and put my body through any
    emotional stress. I purchased a video camera that printed dates on the clips and where I could transfer footage to flash drives. In time, slowly and patiently, I had footage of my loving hubby fucking her doggy, eating her out in bed, fucking missionary with his big ass bounding up and down, her riding him, and so forth. Then, I searched out and found what was supposed to be the best divorce lawyer in town.

    Upon my first meeting with him, I dropped the flash drive on his desk, He said,"really" and, picking up the flash drive, he said, "How much money does your "ex-husband" have in his portfolio? I said, "He had plenty."

    In a way, I felt sorry for the widow. I assumed he would marry her after our divorce then start cheating on her with some new number.

    #36981 — Comments (0) — Sep 7, 2017 at 8:07 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 20

    What I'm about to confess may seem like a revenge but I don't care. So I have this fucking irritating neighbour who are always being all sweet and innocent in front and then saying nasty things behind my back. The big fat lady and her jealous daughter are the epitome of my problems. I don't know how a mother can support all the cruel tricks of a daughter. Basically they bitch behind my back to everyone, specially about me. That I am a slut and fuck to earn money and what not. Everytime my friends come to my house THIS FUCKING NEIGHBOUR WOULD ALWAYS CONTEMPLATE THAT WE ARE FUCKING. Basically they have defamed me a lot in the neighbourhood already (Indian society stuff). We spoke to them about this but they denied saying anything of that sort. Well they were lying cause I myself heard her bitching about me once. So oneday when the opportunity came, I gave them a good lesson. All the insults of her daughter and her.
    Her daughter has a fuckboy boyfriend who stalks me all the time and maybe that is the reason of all her jealously.
    On an occasion the neighbours and everyone were invited to their house including us. I never thought i'd do what I did that day so I was wearing casual clothing. Her boyfriend was also present there and I caught him staring at me with some sort of lust in his eyes. At first I felt disgusted and tried to stay close to my family. After a while I had to pee so I asked that bitch girl the way to the washroom. She said that I have to go to the one in the very end of the the next floor because the other ones were occupied. So I went upstairs to the empty floor and into the washroom. When I came out, her boyfriend was there right infront of me. I got afraid and was about to scream when he grabbed me tightly and started kissing me. I was fucking afraid but am evil idea struck me. A revenge for all the evil stuff that bitch had done. I eased out and he understood and pulled back saying he had always wanted to fuck me. I told him I would love to but not fuck him, we may play around a bit. He accepted and I told him I want it in the open.We went to the terrace and he opened all my clothes and we started making out. I opened my hair so that noone would recognize me (I had the same length of hair as his girlfriend's) and we gave each other orals. I swear I saw people on the other terrace beside us. They could see us, I knew it. Then we went downstairs and into HER room. I heard footsteps and I peeked and saw another of our neighbours coming our way. It was a bitchy uncle I knew and I was willing to take a risk. I left the door of the room slightly open and the lights off. Me and her boyfriend started rubbing each other and I made sure to give a clear view of my breasts from the door. Even though he tried not to moan, he couldn't control and I did see that uncle peek through the door. And then he went away. I kissed her fuck boy for the last time and quickly wore my top and rushed out. I was afraid that I got carried away and if he saw that bitch daughter downstairs then he would know it wasn't her. The next suspect would be me because well, I had that sort of a reputation thanks to them (AND I'M A VIRGIN, DUH!). Luck was on my side that day, that bitch was nowhere to be seen. That uncle's wife came to me and asked if I had seen that bitch and I said I hadn't seen her for quite a while. It was just that she was off searching for her boyfriend, as I heard from her mom.
    Well next day the area was flooded with rumours about that bitch and her boyfriend fucking shamelessly. There was evidence and it was so much fun. It was high time they learnt a lesson. And trust me, they didn't have the guts to speak ill about me. At least not instill today. It was fun. And evil I admit it, but I got my revenge.

    #36931 — Comments (0) — Sep 5, 2017 at 11:18 PM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Gay Male / 29

    Makes the day more exciting wearing panties!

    Since I was a little kid, for some reason, I liked to play with my penis. One day, I rubbed my penis on one of those life size Barbie dolls and I ejaculated for the first time and it actually scared me. Since than, I had this obsession to wear womens panties. I would wear my sisters panties. That led to taking panties from friends sisters. Even my ex's sister, who was drop dead amazingly sexy. Than that led to wearing bras. Than I found that I really like pantyhose/stockings. They feel amazing! Than I found out, my nipples enhance my sexual desire. 10 years later, I still wear panties, bras, and pantyhose only to add anal play into the mix. I discovered one day by accident, I milked my prostate. I tasted it because I was really horny. That brought me to wearing butt plugs and playing with vibrators or dildos. Only to enhanced when I'm masturbating. But I love to wear panties out in public and even pantyhose under my jeans. I'm in a new relationship and she doesn't know that I'm into wearing panties and that I wore hers. Oh and a women gave me a bunch of panties and bras since she was a stripper.

    I know this doesn't make me gay. There are a lot of guys out there that dress in women's panties and lingerie. It just makes the day more exciting.

    #36731 — Comments (0) — Aug 26, 2017 at 11:17 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 42

    i tried to suicide and was told "well congratulations, you did a good job of it this time!"

    #36640 — Comments (3) — Aug 22, 2017 at 6:15 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 43

    i hate people. I hated stephen S and oh did i hate his slag bag stupid whore mother monica and hated the father more called joe.

    I hate this psychiatrist at my local hospital she is a mean slutty ugly bitchy woman so mean. not much professional conduct there. one day I will go that dog again. she is so ugly. ugly ugly. and a bitch. i would love to kick her head in I hate her so much. what makes a so called professional woman talk so rudely and mean to a sick patient? its so unprofessional to speak like she did to me. fake ass fake friendly cow dog faced bitch.

    i hate my neighbours too. they are evil sickos. all the women are dirty whore ugly bitchy witchy dogs. talk about desperate house knives (dirty backstabbing prostitute druggy whores) jives, and stink worse then chives.

    they will all get payed back one day.

    #36551 — Comments (1) — Aug 16, 2017 at 8:53 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 28

    my neighbors brat son just got a hot rod sports car with Louis Vuitton pattern over it. they are a rich nasty family and only enjoy show off toys and activities and bong pot smoking at rev-up biker parties. now to be fair they seem to have endless money for overseas cruises and boats and cars and big house and private schools but I have no idea how they work as I rarely see them leave the house and they never speak to me at all. its like they get their money illeegally. Jas drinks heavily and she looks like she packs away the wine and champers a lot. he drinks beer and was having an affair with another neighbor but when her husband found out he stopped their friendship completely. I think its wrong to give kids in school expensive sports cars when they haven't lived real life pain yet. the little bastard is likely to kill himself in the dam thing.

    #36510 — Comments (0) — Aug 13, 2017 at 6:52 PM — That's Juicy! (1) Remove This.
  • — I Hate My Neighbor —
    Straight Female / 45

    people think I should be grateful for just having the most basic things like a mother but I can't fuck my mother or my father. I want a husband and children. I am sick of hearing "if I were I would be happy just studying" yet they want more and do more. or "if I were you I would be grateful to have my mother alive" well I am but I was expecting a husband and children of my own by now. and who will be there to comfort me when she dies? does anyone care about that?

    #36503 — Comments (1) — Aug 13, 2017 at 6:02 AM — That's Juicy! (4) Remove This.
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